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bayleaf · #1 21-02-2006, 05:34

What's the most unkind thing a bar girl/Thai girl ever said/did to you?

bayleaf · #2 21-02-2006, 05:43

she came to my hut at 1am and said she would not stay tonight because she needed sleeping......then went to stay with Roberto the Italian

Mav · #3 21-02-2006, 06:02

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Originally Posted by bayleaf

she came to my hut at 1am and said she would not stay tonight because she needed sleeping......then went to stay with Roberto the Italian

Roberto 1
Bayleaf 0

nelsonone · #4 21-02-2006, 06:08

I think you and me could be good friends........no?.........no boom boom!

fun2have · #5 21-02-2006, 09:23

the absolute worst thing a BG said to me " I Love You" and i believed her.

Mav · #6 21-02-2006, 09:53

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Originally Posted by fun2have

the absolute worst thing a BG said to me " I Love You" and i believed her.

5555555555.....clever, like it

The Real Sledge · #7 21-02-2006, 12:15

Threw up on my bedroom floor after too much Sang Som. Needless to say the 1000baht she wanted was not forthcoming.

georgelondon · #8 21-02-2006, 13:22

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Originally Posted by The Real Sledge

Threw up on my bedroom floor after too much Sang Som. Needless to say the 1000baht she wanted was not forthcoming.

haha! nice one!

georgelondon · #9 21-02-2006, 13:23

"your **** too big we cannot do boom boom" ok...made than one up!

PDM3 · #10 21-02-2006, 15:00

Hi there

The most upsetting and unkind thing a BG has ever done to me is:

After negotiating a very reasonable LT, and retiring to my room, I commenced a rather good photo session, during which her cellphone rang. It was her 'home-bar', informing her that one of her favourite 'benefactors' had arrived and was waiting for her eagerly.

She was very apologetic and told me that she could not stay the agreed time (all-night). I graciously allowed her to break our contract, but with no payment whatsoever!

Great Pics. anyway!!

PS:- It took me all of 45 minutes to obtain a replacement.

Cheers

Pdm3

IRISH JONNY · #11 21-02-2006, 15:20

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Originally Posted by PDM3

PS:- It took me all of 45 minutes to obtain a replacement.

THE JOYS OF LOS............
BGs ARE LIKE MACDONALDS.........THERES ONE ON EVERY CORNER....5555555555......
IJ

Tyfon · #12 21-02-2006, 15:23

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Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

THE JOYS OF LOS............
BGs .........THERES ONE ON EVERY CORNER....

...and 400 in between...

Jaws · #13 21-02-2006, 15:36

I've seen you negotiate PDM3 and 45 minutes is pretty quick for you ! LOL

dizbuster · #14 21-02-2006, 15:48

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Originally Posted by georgelondon

"your **** too big we cannot do boom boom" ok...made than one up!

Your taxi is outside sir.

georgelondon · #15 22-02-2006, 00:16

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Originally Posted by dizbuster

Your taxi is outside sir.

hope that taxi have a meter?

georgelondon · #16 22-02-2006, 00:17

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Originally Posted by PDM3

Hi there

The most upsetting and unkind thing a BG has ever done to me is:

After negotiating a very reasonable LT, and retiring to my room, I commenced a rather good photo session, during which her cellphone rang. It was her 'home-bar', informing her that one of her favourite 'benefactors' had arrived and was waiting for her eagerly.

She was very apologetic and told me that she could not stay the agreed time (all-night). I graciously allowed her to break our contract, but with no payment whatsoever!

Great Pics. anyway!!

PS:- It took me all of 45 minutes to obtain a replacement.

Cheers

Pdm3

feel free to post the pics!!!

butterflyblonde · #17 22-02-2006, 02:03

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Originally Posted by The Real Sledge

Threw up on my bedroom floor after too much Sang Som. Needless to say the 1000baht she wanted was not forthcoming.

Mine was worse and threw up in the sink, blocking it completely, had to ask the maid to bring her plunger, gave the maid a tip of course

But I did give my girl the 1k baht as the sick didn't put me off banging her, the viagra was always down the hatch and there was no going back.

nelsonone · #18 22-02-2006, 05:07

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Originally Posted by butterflyblonde

But I did give my girl the 1k baht as the sick didn't put me off banging her, the viagra was always down the hatch and there was no going back.

I hope you held the BGs hair back for her BFB........you old romantic

The Real Sledge · #19 22-02-2006, 11:05

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Originally Posted by butterflyblonde

But I did give my girl the 1k baht as the sick didn't put me off banging her, the viagra was always down the hatch and there was no going back.

Ahhhhhh. That is not to say i was alone. Her friend who was also in my house was not sick. So it went from a 2000baht fun night to a 1000baht average night with a pool of puke. Oh and of course i made her clean my gaff in the morning.

Latino4life · #20 22-02-2006, 13:46

This is not a bad thing but more of a funny thing... One girl I was with (from soi sea dragon) wanted to eat before going to the room and yup out to a "street resto" we went, I didn't have anything my self since I was too chicken to risk having stomach hassel later on

so she had somekind of soup and some other dish I can't even discribe but she told me it was very spicy and I believe her. Anyway, as soon as we got to the room she goes to the bathroom and I heard some queasy/vomiting sounds a few seconds later I heard this "thunder sounds" and I can assure you all that I've never heard anybody fart so loud

I had a good laugh before she came out which took her just a couple of minutes and after that everything was fine and we could get to the action

butterflyblonde · #21 23-02-2006, 03:14

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Originally Posted by nelsonone

I hope you held the BGs hair back for her BFB........you old romantic

555 I didn't mean I was doing it while she was being sick

And yes I am very romantic. I have treated many a UK lady to a candelit pot noodle