Trip Report And Thanks

[SINGHADRINKER]

Hello fellow members and LOS lovers. First I'd like to say sorry for not posting this report earlier. Second, a big Thankyou to all who contribute to this Forum as it gives so much info and is great to read.

OK - First went to Thailand about 7 years ago to Pattaya with mates as part of a Far East Tour. At that time wasn't into P4P scene. Loved that trip and the the food and the Thai people. All the threads about Pattaya and Phuket are pretty much spot on in this Forum. My opionion Phuket is nicer because the scene is kept in a relatively small area, beaches nicer. Pattaya is cheaper and bigger, but I found it a bit dirty. ( Not a critisism, just an opinion )

Hit Phuket in December two years ago, but was with my wife, although I did manage to sneak out a couple of nights on my own.

My trip alone was for one week in October last year.

Got to hotel at lunchtime and chilled out until evening. Straight to bars at about 8.00, found a nice BG, cant remember name and went for Short time. Ok this is the first girl of trip - used Bangla Bungalow for short time room. Great little 30 minutes spent, but worst situation for everyone - condom spilt, great start. For rest of trip and double bagged - virtually no chance of a break, although you lose sensitivity, the advantage you can go on forever.

Anyway, wanted to find BG to take back to Hotel, hooked up with Rose who was really giggly girl. Did the business - said thanks very much - showed her to the door - she waits - I wait - Sh*t - I haven't paid her. I feel like a right ars*. Good tip given on this Forum earlier - leave money under her bag. Do this every time now and I always pay extra if the girl os good.

Next night - got chatting to nice BG called Par. She speaks good english which I tend to look for. Buy her drink. play connect 4 etc etc. I organise for her to come to my hotel at lunchtime for a bit of afternnon fun. She doesn't turn up. Next night, she tells me she knows I'm married, she says cant go with me because I'm married - she wouldn't want same thing happening to her. No problem, I move on and pick up Rose again. Rose stays over this time but she grinds her teeth and I can't sleep. Trip to wake her with nudge in back for more Boom Boom time but shes not interested. Her phone goes off at 5.30 in morning - its her Mum, her sister has moped which she is paying for and can't find paperwork. After she hangs up I get my chance, I say she can go straight afterwood, she agrees. 1 hour after Rose leaves I get a phone call from reception - 'Your freind leave something in your room' Right - I've been drinking Thai Red Bull which I reckon is loads stronger, I've only splet 10 hours in three noights and know I'm getting woken up at 7.00 in the morning. OK no problem I tell reception, I'll be down in 30 mins. Rose sneaks past reception and I meet her in stairwell - giver her back her lipstick.

Next night - hook up with Lan. I love this girl. On the way to the toilet she shouts out TOLEK, TOLEK. On way back I say no Toilet not TOLEK. No No You are TOLEK. I like this girl she speaks pretty good English and I stay at her bar, by her a few drinks and barfine and take her back to hotel. The next couple of nights I barfine Lan every night. She want tell me what TOLEK means. ( And no its not Tirac opr Tirak ). Lan loves my IPOD, she works her way through 700 songs - 'I like this one, they play at bar.'

I snuck in a couple of shorttimes which Lan had no problem with. She know I'm a butterfly. Par was still my challenge - another night, another few drinkes - 'I sorry, I can not go wit you' No problem I say - move on next bar.

Hooked up with Joy - she is working scene so she can pay to learn massage. Unfortunately this was the worst BG I took back, she couldnt wait to leave even though I had organised 3 hours. So, she starts getting dressed straigth after sex, hang on wheres roung2??. So, I tell her I want massage. 'I can not, I still learn' Yes you can practice on me. 'You have oil?' I haven't got oil, but I have **** Lube. One of my funniest moments in my life which I will take to my grave - having a massage from BG with Lube.

Earlier on in the week I got chatting to a BG called Yewy. Nice looker, good fun. I meet up with her later in the week bought her a drink, just stared to organise bar fine when I started looking aroung - Yep there where a lot of Ladyboys in the area. Had a good look a Yewy, Um not so sure - no adams apple good, not tall good, Um - no hips, bit boney. Yep shes a he she. Ok guys, I dont want to upset anyone but its not my back. I say I want to give her p*ssy a good seeing to - ' I have no pussy . I ladyboy' Sorry Yewy, made my excuses and made a quick exit - I dont no who was more disappointed me or her.

PAR. Par must of had a slow week or she liked me. Third time I bought her drinks and chatted and she finally agrees for a shorttime. Cracked it.

Trip comes to end. Great time spent.

Question - the girls who are working for other people - Rose for her Mum and sister, Lan working for her daughter, seem to me to be better at their job, the other girls I was with just wanted the money and run??

Singhas Tips - Always buy your BG a drink, its better for you, its better for her.

Look more closely at your BG hips.

Pay you lady before she goes.

Double bag.

Take off wedding ring.

Enjoy.

Hope you enjoy reading.

( Ko Samui in a couple of weeks - will report when I get bcak)

[Gloryfan]

I enjoyed your post. It sounds like you played the field a bit and enjoyed yourself.

What did you think of the short time rooms? The reason I ask is that i will be up there in a couple of months and would be looking to use the same rooms or similar. Are they comfortable and air conditioned?

I would appreciate your opinion.

[SINGHADRINKER]

Thanks Gloryfan, Yep, certainly made the most of my seven days.

Short time rooms called Bangla Bungalows at the end of short soi called Soi Lion, clean, tidy, air con, 500 baht.

Check out website http://phuket.as/bar.php.

I really liked Soi Sukhumvit round the corner from Bangla. (Land end turn right), wish isn't as busy and competitive for girls easier.

Tell us how you get on.

By the way - sorry everyone, I started this thread is in the wrong place.

TOLEK - My Thai nickname I found out when I got back means Grown Up Boy, or something like that. If anyone meets up with me next I'm in LOS, you'l find out why?!?!

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by SINGHADRINKER

Rose stays over this time but she grinds her teeth and I can't sleep.

The girl I was with in Phuket last week was a teeth-grinder. The first night I was with her, it woke me up, and I was looking around for what was making this horrible noise. I thought, "Jeezzus, the bearings in the fan motor are shot," because it sounded like a broken motor. Then I realized it wasn't the fan, and the noise was coming from the girl. I looked at her real closely, and finally figured out that it was her grinding her teeth. I had never heard anything like that in my life. It's incredibly loud,and a really awful noise. I don't understand how she has any teeth left with all that constant grinding.

I decided I would have to let her go, because I couldn't sleep. But she treated me so nice and had such an awesome body that I couldn't bring myself to shitcan her, so I just got some earplugs for sleeping!

But still, that grinding was the weirdest sound I have ever heard a person make!

BTW, nice report, Singha!!