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13-05-2006, 05:38
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I no unnerstand me!?
What's the funniest thing you said to your Thai girl or that she said to you that
led to a misunderstanding and what happened as a consequence of the misunderstanding?       
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#2
13-05-2006, 07:26
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I told my bg she was cheeky and she asked what that means. Not wanting to complicate things with a big explanation I said it means you are fun. She thought for a minute then pushed her butt into my face squealing "that's cheeky". The rest has to be censored here. Guess they're ahead of you.
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13-05-2006, 09:47
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Not a Thai lady, but a funny instance...
Several years ago, I was spending a lot of time, in Guadalajara, Mexico. I met a "pretty seniorita", and began spending quite a bit of time with her. One night, we went to a disco, after dinner. She looked "stunning", wearing a black leather miniskirt...and matching top, with open midrif. When the music ended, following a dance set, we returned to our table. On the way back to our table, I was pondering just how lovely she was. I leaned into hear ear, and told her she was a real "fox". Not understanding this, she querried me. I made a "wavy", 2 handed jesture, (from top to bottom)...indicating she had a nice figure. Somewhat puzzled, she said, "ohhh". After having a couple of sips from her drink, and cooling off...she said, inquisitively, "Pablo, in America...when you say someone is a FOX, you mean she has a nice ***-hole?" (the reference to her shaply figure, and BOTTOM) Doing my best, to stifle my laughter, I replied..."Si, Si, mi corazon...you have a beautiful ***-hole"! Pablo Last edited by pablo : 13-05-2006 at 10:04.
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13-05-2006, 10:06
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One situation i liked to make a joke with my GF. I called her at Valentines day, knowing that she was waiting for it for sure. I did like i would have forgotten that day.
Me: Hi Tilak She: Hallo Tilak how are you, bla bla After a time she asked me "Tilak do you know what day?" As i was online i just opened the thai Phrase book and looked for the Thai Word of that day Me: Sure tilak, today is tuesday(in Thai) "  this was the point when the line got very quite. Suddenly i realized that the joke failed and the trouble was coming up. It took me long time to make her sure i didnt forget that day. And this was not the only joke wich went into a disaster.
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13-05-2006, 10:14
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This subject has been done b4.....however it is always good for a laugh.
tg told me that l always "forget to stop" drinking in other words l'm a p1sshead.
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13-05-2006, 10:21
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I have to be real careful what jokes I give to asian girls. Just when you get to the punch line she can have a real hurt look on her face. You can spend the next half hour explaining each word and still not get a smile.
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13-05-2006, 13:59
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When She Was Tired..she Said She Didnt Want To Boom Boom...so All I Said Was "no Honey......no Money " She Couldnt Get Her Clothes Off Fast Enough..........its Nice To Say It To Them.....it Was Always "no Money.....no Honey" With Her....55555555.........ij
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13-05-2006, 16:56
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ON A SERIOUS NOTE......I COULDNT BLAME HER REALLY...WE TEND TO TALK A LOT OF SHITE...55555555....... IJ
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13-05-2006, 17:49
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Talbotman
A FEW years back in pattaya i convinced the girls in the classroom bar that the toast in scotland when drinking was POAG MAHONE ! so when i returned a few months later i had the boss there scott telling me that evertime a scotsman had come in the girls had been raising their glass and saying poag mahone ! until he stopped them when the joke wore thin ! for those not in the know poag mahone is gaelic for kiss my ****!
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14-05-2006, 00:10
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Nothing to do with the girls im afraid. But when talking too some friends in Patong a few years back who are Tailors (Shock Horror). They were telling me how many languages they can speak. So Steve, the friend i was Travelling with, comes out with the fact I know Gaelic. They ask me to speak it. The first thing that comes to mind ( In fact, the only thing i can recall in total) is "Poag mahone". To which they reply "That wasn't a nice thing to say". "I don't wont to kiss your ass" So the tailors must come from Nepal, via Dublin, to Patong! 
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14-05-2006, 02:03
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when i 1st met my gf we were lyign in bed oe morning and she did soemthign funny. she wanted to know why i was laughing
so as im trying to tell why im laughing i say "you go..." starting the story to tell ehr what she did, but she thought i told her to leave so she started to get up and leave!!
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14-05-2006, 02:05
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i was in pattaya. i always go off on my own during the day. walking through that big mall, i buy a real cute stuffed monkey
all proud, get back to tg room, give it to her, she looks at it, laughs and says "looks same same you!" well,your welcome
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30-05-2006, 10:13
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body like a balloon
sorry bout opening a couple week old thread, but i had a funny phone conversation w/ my tg this afternoon. We talked for a while and i was making a little love talk with her. She tells me " My body all big like balloon". I hadn't seen her for a month so i was a bit shocked. I ask her you eat too much or drink too much heinekein? Also thinking bout another possibilty as well. She got confused and finally she tell me " you talk sweet to me" and i realize that she meant that her head swelled from the compliments.
 Made me laugh for a while ( also a bit relieved). Jim
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30-05-2006, 10:41
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LOL thats wht mine says, that we all talk too mutt. But come on get two TGs togther and the cackling really begins. Shes says that all of us together is no good. I think shes just pissed cos she does not get all the attention at that point.
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30-05-2006, 12:11
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I have it on good authority that when we farang men are not around, the girls talking about us refer to us as "hairy monkeys," because, compared to Thais, farangs are so hairy. So, of course, when she looked at the monkey, she saw you!!
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30-05-2006, 14:20
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couple of trips ago tirak was watching tv in the afternoon , whilst i was outside on the terrace having a beer , the cleaning lady was doing the bungalow next door , so i borrowed next doors tele remote , went back to my beer and every few minutes , unknown to teerak , i would change the channel from outside , kept hearing uuuuweeee ! from inside , eventually she came outside and saw the other remote in my hand , whilst trying to grab it of me , i went **** for tit over the balcony and ended up , upside down in the bushes below....
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30-05-2006, 15:40
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OUCH!!!!!!! That must've hurt!
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31-05-2006, 07:51
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Lying on the bed of an afternoon, watching TV, the GF leans over and says LEMOD! WTF!! I had no idea what the hell she was talking about until after the 10th time saying LEMOD!!! she reaches over and grabs the TV remote control!
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31-05-2006, 08:17
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Well, of course! I mean, what else could she have possibly meant? 
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31-05-2006, 08:42
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31-05-2006, 08:48
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The funniest one I can remember from the misses back years ago, she was talking about going to the mosquitoe, well thats how I was hearing it. She was really talking about the hospital.
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31-05-2006, 11:06
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The BKK girl I took to Samui this yr loved to watch ghost movies. We had a DVD player in the room and she got me to buy her lots of DVDs. Saw enough ghost movies to last me for years, including the one with the anemic Japanese zombie kid(called Ju-on, IIRC).
So after a marathon ghost movie session, she says to me, "Do they have zombies in America?" (Mii zom-bee tii Amerika, mai?). I told her no, we don't have any zombies in America(Night of the Living Dead, notwithstanding). Her eyes got big as she looked at me and stated emphatically, "You think you don't have zombies in America. You think you know, but you don't know. THERE ARE ZOMBIES IN AMERICA!!" That was all said in Thai. Then I said/sang(in English) to her an old tune that she brought to mind, "Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you!! Spook-ee-ee!!" I don't think she understood me. Just as well! 
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