just for a fun debate

[eric-the-viking]

OK picture the scene,your in patong beach with lets say one of your best mates,you have been through thick and thin together and for arguments sake are the oldest of mates,and its THEIR first time in Thailand.
Before leaving your hotel room you both agree to look out for each other and let the other one know if you think something is not right or you think you might be being rolled over by a b.g .
your mate makes it known they have no interest in lady boys (wait for it you know whats coming).
while drinking at a bar in the soi bangla and becoming a bit tipsy ,your mate starts flirting up to a lady boy,it becomes obvious to you that he has no idea and a possible bar fine will be paid etc.
so the question is how far do you let it go before informing your mate that the possible long time lover may well have more than was bargined for ?





When i was put in that situation i let go to the stage of him buying the l.b a drink,but knowing my mate could become quite upset and ruin my holiday ,thats when i stepped in and had a quick word in his ear.(still bloody fun to watch though)

[mikegb]

I would tell them AFTER they have received a blow job from the LB. There is no such thing as a bad blow job

[Jaws]

most of my mates reckon their smarter than me so I would only tell them next morning. It's a learning curve thing and anyway most of the time I would'nt know either. Have'nt been caught out yet but I'm just lucky !

[djkpsu]

If its truly a good mate of mine, I would tell him as soon as possible. Then if he doesn't take my advice seriously, I would do my best to get video/picture evidence of 'the act,' and then post it to this fourm, my website, and anywhere else I could to make a royal ass out of him.

[M_X]

Originally Posted by mikegb

I would tell them AFTER they have received a blow job from the LB. There is no such thing as a bad blow job

Went to Patong for the first time with a couple of mates from work. Seasoned veterans these blokes, been visiting Thailand since '88. After hearing all the stories I was quite keen all during the trip over and especially on arrival.

I also heard alot of the ladyboys, so we agreed these guys would look out for me. First day in Patong on the walk back to the hotel, a scooter pulls up in front of us with a gorgeous girl on the back. She quickly reached out and fondled my "johnny" and before a word was spoken, following the usual "Hello Handsom", my leg was cocked and over the back of the scooter. I rode off down the street leaning back over to my friends grinning on the curb and yelled out "I love this country".

To cut along story short, I received one of the best *******s of all time. Easily blew me out. Didn't even get a chance to get her little jean shorts off. A shy little flower she was too. Every time I reached for her fanny she would roll away. I didn't think too much of it, maybe that time of the month, besides after leaving a specimen my interest in the situation fades as quickly as my ****er.

When I got back to the hotel, I went over to the room my "friends" were staying in to find them alittle quite and withdrawn, but still grinning. I proceeded to tell them what had just happened and how I thought she was somewhat strange in her behaviour. Then they let me have it. "Do you think that could have been a man?", still grinning. "No way" I said. "You would have told me, right?" The grins soon turned to histerics and it all started to gel.

As quick as I thought I was, as many stories as I had heard, I had just been played by a ladyboy and my two "friends", the grinning assassins. I was stunned but hell life's and experience, and the ******* wasn't bad either.

These blokes were pretty proud of themselves, smug bastards, but one day I might burst their bubble and tell them the whole story.

[chipamundo]

Last time I was in Pattaya one of my mates(first time in Thailand) starts chatting to a ladyboy and several of my mates tried to warn him off.

All he said was she's gorgeous and I'll give anything a go once - he ended up spending 2 weeks with her/him

Don't knock it till you've tried it...

[djaust]

Dont just leave it at that mate tell us what the whole story is, I am now interested. There must have been more that happened hey, just give us the full version. I am sure we will be able to handle it.

Originally Posted by M_X

Went to Patong for the first time with a couple of mates from work. Seasoned veterans these blokes, been visiting Thailand since '88. After hearing all the stories I was quite keen all during the trip over and especially on arrival.

I also heard alot of the ladyboys, so we agreed these guys would look out for me. First day in Patong on the walk back to the hotel, a scooter pulls up in front of us with a gorgeous girl on the back. She quickly reached out and fondled my "johnny" and before a word was spoken, following the usual "Hello Handsom", my leg was cocked and over the back of the scooter. I rode off down the street leaning back over to my friends grinning on the curb and yelled out "I love this country".

To cut along story short, I received one of the best *******s of all time. Easily blew me out. Didn't even get a chance to get her little jean shorts off. A shy little flower she was too. Every time I reached for her fanny she would roll away. I didn't think too much of it, maybe that time of the month, besides after leaving a specimen my interest in the situation fades as quickly as my ****er.

When I got back to the hotel, I went over to the room my "friends" were staying in to find them alittle quite and withdrawn, but still grinning. I proceeded to tell them what had just happened and how I thought she was somewhat strange in her behaviour. Then they let me have it. "Do you think that could have been a man?", still grinning. "No way" I said. "You would have told me, right?" The grins soon turned to histerics and it all started to gel.

As quick as I thought I was, as many stories as I had heard, I had just been played by a ladyboy and my two "friends", the grinning assassins. I was stunned but hell life's and experience, and the ******* wasn't bad either.

These blokes were pretty proud of themselves, smug bastards, but one day I might burst their bubble and tell them the whole story.

[mikegb]

Hi,

This story still makes me smile even now.

Me and my business partner decided to go to Thailand for a short tour of duty. We decided to pay for a 'friend' to come with us as he had never been (This 'friend' actually used to supply us with work from a large company), so it was a way of saying thanks for all the work.

He agreed to come, but he said to us "Mind you, if one of those ladyboy things even talks to me, I will smash a bottle in its face".

We had never realised he was so anti-gay/ladyboy. He didnt know what me and my friend got up to.

Anyway, we arrived in Thailand, and on the first night we are having a good few drinks and we decide to go to the disco. The place was crawling with ladyboys. I could spot them straight away. The 'friend' walked in and clamped eyes on this beauty dancing and said "Wow! She's fantastic". I was just about to tell him it was a ladyboy, but my friend looked at me as if to say 'NO!'

After about 20 minutes, I left the 2 of them and sneaked out the club with a ladyboy I had liked the look of.

Next morning I woke up and saw my business partner. The 'friend' had got talking to this ladyboy and went to a dark place in the nightclub and got sucked off. He then took them home and f_cked them!! (They had the operation). Eventually when the 'friend' got up out of bed, he was happy at the nights events.

Later that day, we went out for some drinks, and we went to a ladyboy show. We sat down at the table, and who should walk in, but the one he had been humping from the club. His face was a picture! He took it really well and said 'Ah well, shit happens'.
That night, me and my business partner took the ladyboy home and the two of us spit roasted the little bugger (I have the photos to prove it).

If the 'friend' hadn't have been so stupid to say he would hit one with a bottle we would have told him, but he found out the hard way

[M_X]

Originally Posted by djaust

Dont just leave it at that mate tell us what the whole story is, I am now interested. There must have been more that happened hey, just give us the full version. I am sure we will be able to handle it.

More than happy to share a cold one with you or any other board member in LOS. Planning a tour at the end of the year. Then again next Easter.