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13-06-2006, 00:02
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.......of Oil! 
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13-06-2006, 00:10
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Sorry Sheriff, wasn't talking about your big gun in your holster. was talking about your hideaway, the gun that Franny from upstairs, room 27 with the chandelier trapeze, at the Use It or Lose It Saloon was talking about when she broke up into a fit of hysterical laughter, don't ask me why.
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#108
13-06-2006, 00:41
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I wasn't really taking this thread or Angel seriously until you posted so I've just read Angel's 16 posts. They are generally critical, rude and negative. When you join a forum and post like that, what sort of response do you expect? Valid points? Angel has made none. Other newbies may have done so and been shot down and I hope that I am not guilty of that. When tiger19?? made a post about things having changed in Patong and he dared to mention Pattaya in the same sentence, he was chastised and I stuck up for him as I was interested in what he said. Turned out he was not a troll, Angel's case is different. I agree that the board can become buddy buddy, but don't confuse that with retaliation against a troll.
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#109
13-06-2006, 01:32
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Gez I agree with you.... I just looked through some of the posts myself and i couldnt find anything that was helpful or informative..... There is a diffrence between expressing an opinion that some people think is wrong and actualy just saying total garbage... IMO some of the comments that were made by angel, is gonna get he/she a lynching.... There is a big difference between banter and really just being downright rude..... Angel I also get bored easily and like to attack some inflated male egos from time to time. What is that for a coment.... your personas change from the quiet ass kissing yes men to the newbie bashing LOS experts after getting a few posts under your belts.Thats aimed especially at guys like DohDoh. The only newbies i can remember getting bashed are those who dont use the search engine after being told about it ones who post rubbish How many newbies do we welcome and help... When i first started posting there were a few questions that were asked that got a lot of good respones.
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13-06-2006, 04:31
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13-06-2006, 11:54
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Well Dawsey has cleaned up after the Angel vr's DD showdown.....not sure who won all l heard and saw was plenty of gunfire and gunsmoke.....l hid under the wagon actually.
Wouldn't be surprised if DD shot himself in the foot.....5555555 Ok things are back into some order now......maybe that will allow Sheriff D to get back to the matter in hand.....not that matter in your hand Sheriff D.....The Horse Rustlers
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13-06-2006, 12:06
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There was not a lot of soke to clear Mav out someone was farting. Probably was you...... Got to be careful where you walk around here. Many little buggers to step on. 5555555555
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13-06-2006, 17:02
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13-06-2006, 19:48
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I've seen a man shoot himself in the knee, now that ain't easy and must have stung a little bit! No, really I have and it was inside one of those new fangled steam driven vehikular contraptions too! Bled like a pig he did. I've got it all in hand here, had a good night over at Dodge City with the Clampits, Jed 'n' Duncs, not sure where they're geddin that moonshine from but woooooooooooo heeeeeeeeeeeeeee it taste good with coke (Which hasn't been invented yet obviously but just play along...OK!) Anyway, have to dash to pick up this months copy of "Stables" from Miss Goodhands, the Newsagentologist next to the Donut-o-porium. It covers how to build a stable for your horses over ten weeks and in week ones edition you get a free packet of nails and some straw! Brilliant! 
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13-06-2006, 20:09
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I reckon you been looking at the wrong sheriff boy ! Here is MY rusty sheriffs badge with my name on it
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13-06-2006, 20:17
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The rope for the hangin's are in the top right hand drawer in the office. I'm heading over to Moss Side in Manchester, safer there. D - Ex-Sheriff
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13-06-2006, 20:43
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There ain't gonna be any hangin's in this here town Denver. I heard most of you boys is 'well hung' already. As far as that there horse rustlin' goes, then if the horse ain't branded they don't belong to no folks . I reckons thems is fair game . Mind you, if any of you varmints go catching foot and mouth off them there dodgy mules, you better all had go and see the travellin medcine man and get you all a bottle Doc Faultys bottled elixir . G'day t'y all Sheriff Fatcunt
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13-06-2006, 22:18
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Cheers Rusty Sheriff Fat bastard,
Can you just make sure that miserable bean flickin' spotty cow down at the Bank of Bangla pays my retired Fat bastard Sheriffs pension into my usual account down in El Caymen mate? Can you do it quick as well, the Banks not been robbed for a while and is due one!!!
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13-06-2006, 23:05
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There's a fistful of dollars headin your way partner. You take care if your heading south - watch out for them pesky injuns - they will try to sell you some tailored chaps and a new stetson
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13-06-2006, 23:30
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Thanks for that, good work Kid. I'm heading South now with a Mucky Mary and Betty Swollocks to live a life of luxury in Mekkiko in my new establishment of Bawdy Brotheldom. I'll leave the Bordello to the girls and probably invent Golf for myself. It just might take off! Good luck to the new Sheriff in town, if he needs any help, he knows where to send the telegram. Right then..........Why are there Eagle feathers sticking out from behind that bacon tree?............Looks like it could be an fcukin' Ambush......!!!!! 
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13-06-2006, 23:50
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Hope you are bringing lots of beans with you as it gets pretty cold down Mekkiko way in the winter. And watch out for those little red viagra scorpions down there, they pack a powerful wallop and cause lots of swelling. Of course if you get stung in the right place the ladies might like it for a while until the swelling goes down.
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14-06-2006, 01:20
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It's been a long day in the saddle on my way down South. Fightin' off the Injuns, keeping the girls satisfied etc etc..........I decided to write a song......
Out in the West Phuket town of El Patong I fell in love with a Bar working girl Night time would find me in Young Nicke's cantina Music would play and Jananya would whirl Browner than night where the eyes of Jananya Wicked and evil while casting her spell My love was deep for this young Thailand maiden I was in love, but in vain I could tell One night a wild young cowboy came in Wild as the West Rochdale wind Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing With wicked Jananya, the girl that I loved........... ............So in anger I challenged his right for the love of this maiden Down went his hand for the gun that he wore My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat The hansum young stranger lay dead on the floor Just for a moment I stood there in silence Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there I had but one chance and that was to run Out through the back door of Soi Eric I ran Out where the horses were tied I caught a good one It looked like it could run Up on her back and away I did ride Just as fast as I could From the West Phuket town of El Patong Out to the badlands of Soi Crocodile Back in Soi Eric my life would be worthless Everything's gone in life, nothing is left It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden My love is stronger than my fear of my death I saddled up and away I did go Riding alone in the dark Maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart And at last here I am On the hill overlooking El Patong I can see Nicke's cantina below My love is strong and it pushes me onward Down off the hill to Jananya I go Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys Off to my left ride a dozen or more Shouting and shooting I can't let them catch me I have to make it to Jananya's back door (555555) Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel A deep burning pain in my side Though I am trying to stay in the saddle I'm getting weary, unable to ride But my love for Jananya is strong And I rise where I've fallen Though I am weary I can't stop to rest I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle I feel the bullet go deep in my chest From out of nowhere Jananya has found me Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for One little kiss and Jananya, goodbye.............. Filling up here! 
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