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Old 14-06-2006, 14:14
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WHOS THE NEW SHERIFF?
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Jobs up 4 grabs as Ex Sheriff D has scarped out of town without appointing a Deputy..........Maybe DD is the man as he has strong views on horse rustling and he recently ran Angel out of town......and maybe he would appoint Alfie (formerly Alfie the Kid) as his Deputy to cement Alfie's move from bad guy to good guy.
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Old 14-06-2006, 14:21
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Seemed to me that the post of Sheriff Fat Bastard was appointed a page back when DM showed us his rusty sherrifs badge..
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Old 14-06-2006, 14:37
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Seemed to me that the post of Sheriff Fat Bastard was appointed a page back when DM showed us his rusty sherrifs badge..
Si Si eeeetz heeem!

I no longer understandeeee Englazias por va vour anymore! Más vale que digan aquí corrió una gallina y no aquí murió un gallo ya Basta's ya!

I apply for the Mekkikan citizenship and so has my wife!

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Old 14-06-2006, 14:52
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Seemed to me that the post of Sheriff Fat Bastard was appointed a page back when DM showed us his rusty sherrifs badge..

No Sheriff Fat Bastard is Sheriff of the neighbouring town.......Back Pussy City......no quite sure what it means, but folk say that the ladies in the bars look a little like the Cowboys that drink in em !!!

So the Sheriffs position is still available......u interested LIL.....comes with perks.....once loose horses are rounded up they come under the Sheriffs control....thus you can rustle your bollocks off.
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Old 14-06-2006, 14:55
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Seemed to me that the post of Sheriff Fat Bastard was appointed a page back when DM showed us his rusty sherrifs badge..
we havent a horse big and strong enough for the new sheriff....so he will be riding into town on an elephant................ij
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Old 14-06-2006, 14:57
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we havent a horse big and strong enough for the new sheriff....so he will be riding into town on an elephant................ij
Elephant Rustling! 555555555 Ayeeeeeeeeeeee Carumba!

Hey Conchita, pass me another LadyGringo, this ones full!
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Old 14-06-2006, 15:02
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Hey Conchita, pass me another LadyGringo, this ones full!
jees d....looks like theres goona be all kinds of rustling going on in town..........the sherriff going to be very busy !!!!!!!!!!! your lucky that you got out of dodge.........
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Old 14-06-2006, 15:24
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IM NOT SURE..........I MITE HAVE BEEN OUT OF ORDER WITH A CERTAIN GIRL
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No IJ I just always liked you r signatire thats it. We started talk about rustling other horses on chat witha few of the lads then one of them was bored and started this whole thing.

Mav I was not always going on about rustling, only that one time when you were asking me and Ally over and over again and we both said no.

Its you and Alife that are on about this. So we just have to figure out who gets credit for this......
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I no longer understandeeee Englazias por va vour anymore! Más vale que digan aquí corrió una gallina y no aquí murió un gallo ya Basta's ya!

I apply for the Mekkikan citizenship and so has my wife!

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Sorry DD buddy, But you have to take the credit, It all started from you banging on about not robbing other peoples horses and then after that, Alfie and Mav have been taking the piss ever since
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Old 14-06-2006, 17:07
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all youse should just drink yer milk,get on yer horse and ride the hell out of here 555
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Old 14-06-2006, 17:20
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Sorry DD buddy, But you have to take the credit, It all started from you banging on about not robbing other peoples horses and then after that, Alfie and Mav have been taking the piss ever since


No m8 it was Mav quizing us that day on chat about robbing horses, thats where he got it. Man you guys have short memories..... Im not taking the credit for this BS......... It was the DN muncher. MAV
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Old 14-06-2006, 17:28
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No m8 it was Mav quizing us that day on chat about robbing horses, thats where he got it. Man you guys have short memories..... Im not taking the credit for this BS......... It was the DN muncher. MAV

Yes I remember that conversation, But the reason the conversation started was from you banging on about not robbing another mans horse etc..etc.. And since then Alfie and Mav have been taking the piss ever since, So whether you like it or not, The credit is yours... Nice one buddy
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Old 14-06-2006, 18:24
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Yes I remember that conversation, But the reason the conversation started was from you banging on about not robbing another mans horse etc..etc.. And since then Alfie and Mav have been taking the piss ever since, So whether you like it or not, The credit is yours... Nice one buddy


Lies I tell ya Lies, I did not keep banging about it was the DN eating, sheep loving, convict Mav I tells ya...........................Oh and his soup eating little cronie Alfie was following up the act.
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Old 14-06-2006, 19:18
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Muchachos Muchachos, be taking of the chilling pill! (Fcuking turned into an Indian now!)

I've said it once and I'll say it again....."Where's the goddarnammit Sheriff when you need him?"

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jees d....looks like theres goona be all kinds of rustling going on in town..........the sherriff going to be very busy !!!!!!!!!!! your lucky that you got out of dodge.........

I'm going to scotch this rumour before it goes any further IJ, I havn't seen Denver for months, honest 555555555!!
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Old 14-06-2006, 22:44
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I'm going to scotch this rumour before it goes any further IJ, I havn't seen Denver for months, honest 555555555!!
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Old 14-06-2006, 22:59
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I thought IJ was the first person a long time ago to say that he wouldn't rob another man's horse.

Wasn't exactly specifically called rustling per se but it was the percursor to the whole thing.
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[quote=Mav]No Sheriff Fat Bastard is Sheriff of the neighbouring town.......Back Pussy City......no quite sure what it means, but folk say that the ladies in the bars look a little like the Cowboys that drink in em !!!

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I thought IJ was the first person a long time ago to say that he wouldn't rob another man's horse.

Wasn't exactly specifically called rustling per se but it was the percursor to the whole thing.
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DONT BE TRYING TO BLAME ME CHRIS.....55555555.............KEEP ME OUT OF THIS.LEAVE THE OTHERS FITE IT OUT......55555555.........IJ

But you could trademark the phrase and make royalties from Denver, Mav, Alfie and DD every time that they use it.

And the original creator of the phrase will win a box of donuts, which is why MAV and DD are going at it so hard.
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Old 15-06-2006, 01:57
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But you could trademark the phrase and make royalties from Denver, Mav, Alfie and DD every time that they use it.

And the original creator of the phrase will win a box of donuts, which is why MAV and DD are going at it so hard.
MMMMMMMM...GOOD IDEA CHRIS......BUT INSTEAD OF A BOX OF DONUTS.MMMMMMWHAT ABOUT A BOX OF BEER ?
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