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Soi Eric Sheriff
Given the spate of horse rustlings that have occurred in the Soi Eric area of late........l think it's a good idea that we appoint a Soi Eric Sheriff to deal with these Horse Rustlers (as per the attached caption)
Not sure why the rustlers have been attracted in particular to Soi Eric....maybe it's the swinging doors on the toilets....very wild west.
I have three names l would like to put forward:
Dawsey: Lean mean and probably has watched a few Westerns in his time.
Denver: Can use his camera cable as a lasoo...then as a noose
Fawlty: Coz he probably thinks he would look nice in the uniform
Unsuitable BM's:
Geir: He would probably use this position to become a gay icon;
Alfie: Wanted in 8 different states for horse rustling already;
Dodger: Currently in charge at Dodge City
..........any other recommendations for Sheriff ?
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09-06-2006, 15:04
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Given the spate of horse rustlings that have occurred in the Soi Eric area of late........l think it's a good idea that we appoint a Soi Eric Sheriff to deal with these Horse Rustlers (as per the attached caption)
Not sure why the rustlers have been attracted in particular to Soi Eric....maybe it's the swinging doors on the toilets....very wild west.
I have three names l would like to put forward:
Dawsey: Lean mean and probably has watched a few Westerns in his time.
Denver: Can use his camera cable as a lasoo...then as a noose
Fawlty: Coz he probably thinks he would look nice in the uniform
Unsuitable BM's:
Geir: He would probably use this position to become a gay icon;
Alfie: Wanted in 8 different states for horse rustling already;
Dodger: Currently in charge at Dodge City
..........any other recommendations for Sheriff ?
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jees jas.....youve to much time on your hands !!!!!!!!!
ij
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09-06-2006, 15:27
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I'm happy to keep out of it, but if anybody starts sheep rustling  , let me know 
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09-06-2006, 15:31
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Just imagine some gay cowboy rode in to town and warned that he was ''going to shoot up the sheriff''... Geir would immediately put the badge on and get his pink handbag out
...I'll get my coat 
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09-06-2006, 16:24
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By the looks o things stevem was a sherriff in his younger days.
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09-06-2006, 17:10
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Soi Eric Sheriff
If Dawsey is Sheriff who gone be Festus Haggen and Kitty Russel 
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09-06-2006, 17:12
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HOBBSY is your man for sheriff lets face it his mugshot has appeared on the board so f-cking often that he would be instantly recognisable as the man in authority !
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09-06-2006, 17:25
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Well could be worse, Could be a gay horse, Or even a gay bloke like you 
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09-06-2006, 17:30
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jees jas.....youve to much time on your hands !!!!!!!!!
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Probably IJ....but the Forum has been so boring lately....maybe a bit of stupidity might help.....l'm even missing Richie.....at least his trolling got a few feathers ruffled.
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09-06-2006, 17:32
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Your safe Ally....the bg's are the horses....trust Alfie to fcuk that up 
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09-06-2006, 17:34
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What a rootin-tootin thread, ah wuz just wandrin around and so far it's made my day! Yup.
Remember to never kick a cowpat on a hot day and never squat on yer spurs pardner!
Remember Real cowboys never run, I'll just ride your horse away!
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09-06-2006, 17:52
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HOBBSY is your man for sheriff lets face it his mugshot has appeared on the board so f-cking often that he would be instantly recognisable as the man in authority !
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.....ahhhh thats were l saw it...l was thinking it was on the "WANTED" sign around Patong City........."DEAD or ALIVE"
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09-06-2006, 18:05
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Dont get so defensive... It wasn't me who 1st said it... 555555555
Giddy up lad!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Gotta get some t-shirts made up.
On the front: Horse Rustler
On the back: Any unattended horses are fair cop
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....with the photo of "Hoss" in ya Avatar?...........l'll have 2 thanx.....one for me and one for me deputy.
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Dont get so defensive... It wasn't me who 1st said it... 555555555
Giddy up lad!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Gotta get some t-shirts made up.
On the front: Horse Rustler
On the back: Any unattended horses are fair cop
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Not defensive, Just telling the truth buddy, I still love you though....
Just not like that..55555555.. 
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Not defensive, Just telling the truth buddy, I still love you though....
Just not like that..55555555.. 
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Have you ever ridden with Alfie, Ally ????......mmmm....let me rephrase that....have you and Alfie ever been riding together?.....mmmmmm.....that wasn't much better.......have you and Alfie ever had a big thoroughbred between ya legs........oh fcuk l give up............better not mention the word bareback then.
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Has been know to turn my poo green yes!
Going getting myself some beans 'n' grits - They give me the ..... as well!
Need coffee, almost High Noon here and I need to get outta this bedroll and back on the range!
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and what do you prefer then partners,mares,stallions or the odd gelding. 
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Oh no....r we gunna have another Blazing Saddles scene on our hands ?
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fillies of course.........Geir like's Stallions that prance around like those performing Austrian horses...555555
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Bin the T-Shirts Alfie! Just get some pointy rattle-skin boots and a big hat!
One for the ladies!
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Bin the T-Shirts Alfie! Just get some pointy rattle-skin boots and a big hat!
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Gee thats a bit Sydney Mardi Graish.........wonder if they know AD or Stevem?
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