Glorious Ostriches

[RomanAmerican]

I just saw a television program about a place in Thailand where tourists could ride ostriches .. and GODDAM IT .. I want to ride ostriches!

Who been there and done that? I'd like to know where I could make that wild ride .. maybe me, a bar gal, on an ostrich .. the possibilities.

[Schmeen]

There's a mechanical bull in Cascade Bar in Nana Plaza if that's any use.

[mikegb]

Hi Roman,

I am sure there will be some kind of law against riding an ostrich. Humping animals is illegal in the UK, but I dont know about where you are from.

If it is legal, then I suggest a big tube of KY Jelly and a beer crate to stand on. Take it easy to start off with, because if you frighten it and it runs off, you will NEVER catch the bugger.
Also, if you are ugly, it will bury its head in the sand while you do the dirty deed.

Ride ostriches indeed!!

Next you will be telling us you are going to take 2 viagra and ride an elephant!!

[Coolhand]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi Roman,


Ride ostriches indeed!!

Maybe he's into chicks with long legs :-)

Luke