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06-07-2006, 07:59
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Bumping into the local Pastor in L.O.S.
I just learned that the Pastor of the church I rarely attend sometimes goes to L.O.S.
What should I do if by accident I run into him with my rental girlfriend. (1) Say hello and act as if nothing is wrong. (2) Introduce the Bar girl as your new wife. (3) Tell him she's your guide helping you with the language and cultural barriers. (4) Realize that you are helping him by sinning. If we don't have sin we don't need to go to church. Without sin he is without a job. He should be thanking you. (5) Ask him if he wants to join in with the mongering. How often do you here him saying," We are all sinners and all of us need to repent". 
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06-07-2006, 08:23
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Would suggest you apologise and if he is seriously hurt in the collision, perhaps get him to the nearest hospital.
By the way is 'Rental Girlfriend' a canadian term for those big ol jeeps on Beach Road???
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06-07-2006, 09:01
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go on the offensive, ask him in an indignant tone why he is there, and then when he answers just tell him you will take his confession, and then absolve him of any wrongdoing.
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06-07-2006, 09:18
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I think he would like the name. Although it may be misleading. Then again once your inside its easy to reach the point of no return
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06-07-2006, 10:21
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Nice idea, and off he went with 1 or 2 angels to get enlighted!Then back home he can tell his bishop he had some interaction with two angels in the eden, maybe he gets his trip costs paid back 
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06-07-2006, 12:41
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No, it means one of those little sporty models down off Soi Bangla!  Lots of power in a small package! :
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06-07-2006, 13:05
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Oh you mean those ones with the soft tops and that are as nice in the rear as they are in the front, sorry my mistake!!!
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06-07-2006, 16:06
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As someone who makes their living conning people into paying his wages to keep his 'imaginary friend' from sending them to hell, he's worse than the skankiest beach LB or Russian mafioso. He has no power over you...
 repeat that no power over you...
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06-07-2006, 16:36
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06-07-2006, 16:43
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Does any one remember the Genesis song "Jesus he knows me" ??
That was about a scandel in America when a Tv evangelist was asking to send him a lot of money because that was what god wanted and god told him to go on the TV to raise this money... Then he spent the money on women and the good life.... And then got busted... it was back in the early 90's When reading this thread it reminded me of that song... If he is in Patong then i wonder how he got the money and what he is doing with it..... Lol might even ask you to go mongering with him
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06-07-2006, 18:10
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07-07-2006, 01:20
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I like the songs from Phil Collins very much and i remember the funny video too. 
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07-07-2006, 04:38
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I'd rather bump into my local Pastor in LOS, than bump into his boss upstairs by accident 5555555555
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07-07-2006, 04:38
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Say hello and act as if nothing is wrong ... cos nothing IS wrong here!  Had the same thought´s after my lawyer told me he owns land with a partner down in Jomtien where i use to hang quiet often , he use to spend 3-4 weeks there every year with his wife and children  You see .. nothing is wrong here 
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07-07-2006, 04:40
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New record ??
3 BM´s posting at the same time ??
23:38 New world record ?? 555 
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07-07-2006, 05:10
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If he is Catholic it will more than likly be an Lb and a very young one at that.
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07-07-2006, 05:11
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