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14-07-2006, 15:31
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I will never slap a girl, one day that Kazakh girl was angry like crazy, i did block her lying on the bed, 2 hands and legs, was above her, and kissed her by force so to have her to shut her mouth up.
Was funny for me.
Sometimes this girl did bite my tongue when we kissed.
So, for a revenge i dud suck her tongue, it was funny, she tried to tell me something while i did this and all i did hear was "HMmMMmMMMMmMMm".
Hahahahaa.
I am not a violent guy at all, but i get stressed easily.
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14-07-2006, 15:32
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Please, please, dont forget to give us a report! I eat my hat if it doesnt makes my day then!! 
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Shark I'm with you here...LOL
hltq2action...You have the wrong expectations of Thailand IMHO...
If you want to be able to bring a girl back to your hotel you have to choose a guest friendly hotel...otherwise there will be a large joiner fee...
I suggest you search this forum for GF hotels and there are many that are very nice and reasonably priced...if you spend less on accommodation you would have more to spend on your entertainment...  Plus a joiner fee can be more than 1000 baht and with your budget that isn't good...
As other BMs have said...read and search through the forum...there is a wealth of valuable information to be sourced...
Even if you think you won't want to party every night...many have been proven wrong...
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14-07-2006, 15:42
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graceland hotel far flasher than anything i would stay in. and also doesnt the minister for everything have a share in it or his family company does ? so i wouldnt stay there out of principle.
1700 baht a day some quiet days etc, i would think 2 quiets then a busy one at that budget.
but i am sure next trip the budget will be higher, the hotel less flash, the bgs cheaper or more wise to them, in fact the way most of us go after that time as a newb.
have a good trip and post a report.
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14-07-2006, 15:53
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...I m not a party boy, i don t like dancing...
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Okay, no seriously without taking the p... Maybe you can cancel your hotel booking in Phuket and go i.e to Koh Pangan instead. It's a great place, accomodation is only a fraction of the price you pay in Phuket and maybe this place suites your expectations better.
I could recommend this beach : http://www.baanpanburivillage.com/home2006.html
And if you want to party once in a while, there are places you can go.
I haven't seen any Japanese girls, though
Just a suggestion...
Greetings
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14-07-2006, 16:00
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Well Welcome to the board!!! I was just reading over everybody's posts, this is an interesting thread... mr. hlq2action, Phuket Graceland, personally i don't like it... Its very big and right opposite the beach... But i suppose its nice based on their room rate... Why don't you have a look at :
www.asiarooms.com
they have hotels for much cheaper, which should help you add to your 500 euro's spending money... Personally for 2 weeks of full on partying, 500 euros is nowhere near enough. However, if you plan to go all out only 3 nights and take it easy the rest of the 2 weeks, well lets break it down...
3 nights all out - Drinks average (for yourself and a lady i imagine) 2500 per night so total approx 7500bht seriously plus or minus 1000bht depending on how big a drinker you are, you'll be surprised how easy it is to spend your money here.
Say you go conservative and bring home a lady for two of those 3 nights
barfine (200-600bht) Lady average at 1000 - 1500 bht.
Totalling approx 7500 + 350 + 350 + 1200 + 1200 = 10,600 bht
Thats just on your 3 nights out... Plus i was being conservative... You've already spent almost half you cash on 3 nights...
If you REALLY REALLY take it easy, you could get by on the amount you are intending to bring but you wouldn't be able to do all the nice things there are to do here. Going places costs money too. One thing you'll luck out on is that food here is generally cheap...
Oh plus if you're getting massages and finishing with a special... You def don't have enough cash... Like everyone else said, save up some more cash and your holiday will be that much more affordable and you'll enjoy it a lot more guaranteed...
If you want advise from young blood  PM me and i'll see if i can answer your questions. Otherwise your just gonna have to ask the Old Farts on this forum
But you must take note, we won't know all the things we did today if it wasn't for them... So be nice to the oldies... But really no one here is old or young, we're all like little boys in a candy store 
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14-07-2006, 16:02
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Once hlq2action gets to Patong and falls in love with Phuket, he will know what to do next.
Just go chat with the guys at MTB, am sure they will giv you lots of proper advise.
Have fun!!!
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14-07-2006, 16:08
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Once hlq2action gets to Patong and falls in love with Phuket, he will know what to do next.
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Once he gets there and fall in love with a TG he will call mama and ask her to send more money.
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14-07-2006, 16:11
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Once he gets there and fall in love with a TG he will call mama and ask her to send more money.
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5555555555555555555555555 I swear Frode i was just thinking the same thing. You took the words right out of my mind.... You must be some kind of Witch doctor arn't you!!!.... 
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14-07-2006, 16:23
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HaHaHa, you guys just made my day!!!!
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14-07-2006, 16:25
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5555555555555555555555555 I swear Frode i was just thinking the same thing. You took the words right out of my mind.... You must be some kind of Witch doctor arn't you!!!.... 
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I am not, but I remember the first time I went to Patong alone and I thought I had enough money. After a week or so the money was gone and I didn't have a creditcard with me. I had to call the manager at my bank and ask him to send money to me on Western Union or something like that. I think this was in 1997.
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14-07-2006, 16:40
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Yeah i know what you mean... No matter how much i go to patong with, i'm always surprised when i get home. Generally arrive home with nothing left...  If i take 3000bht out i'm lucky to return home with 500bht, if even... The more i take out, the more i spend. When i take out less i still spend it all... Lose Lose situation for me... Which is why i don't get out much these days... 
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14-07-2006, 16:46
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thai bargirl "you cheap charlie"
hlq2action "my name not charlie"
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14-07-2006, 16:54
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Yeah i know what you mean... No matter how much i go to patong with, i'm always surprised when i get home. Generally arrive home with nothing left...  If i take 3000bht out i'm lucky to return home with 500bht, if even... The more i take out, the more i spend. When i take out less i still spend it all... Lose Lose situation for me... Which is why i don't get out much these days... 
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I never take with me money when I go out in LOS now. My wife takes care of this, and I wouldn't say that she is a big ladydrink-buyer.
She says; "You will be too drunk and use money on stupid things, it's better that I take care of money".
Sweet ha?
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14-07-2006, 16:57
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14-07-2006, 17:01
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Maybe our Belgian guy will wake up from his dream world soon and take some of the advices who is giving to him by experienced BM`s and expats serious...I really start to doubt thats he is for real or otherwice he got totally the wrong piture of Patong and LOS.......
My advice to you is STAY HOME until you have a realistic budget for your holiday,that will keep you out of trouble......
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14-07-2006, 17:02
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You see?
Farang or thai, wifes are same same.
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14-07-2006, 17:08
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You see?
Farang or thai, wifes are same same....
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...but different (sorry to come over a bit korny 
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14-07-2006, 17:09
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I am warned about girls asking for money from their many boyfriends...
This will not happen for me you can be sure!
And telling me she has a child from me will be IMPOSSIBLE because i will use condom everytime, after seeing all the posts about HIV, found out there is many girls in patong with HIV.
This is bad for me because i would like to do many 69, found it was interesting position, is there any risk with this position?
Can i get HIV by kissing a girl?
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14-07-2006, 17:15
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Can i get HIV by kissing a girl?
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Okay, I shouldn't make a joke since this is a serious topic...but I can't resist
http://www.sheerglydedams.com/
...I leave it to the others to give medical advise
Greetings
ub2yoo
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14-07-2006, 17:16
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I will still have ATM to get more than these 500 euros, but i will sneak around and try to find the gold affair cheap for me and that will make happy, girls that comes to me and asking too much things (mostly 'bout money) -> will go somewhere else.
Anyway i don't care they will like it or not, because i m already thinking about going there another time, at the beginning of the next year.
(And this time i ll book by myself).
But even if i read all the posts here, it s like studing the car licence teaching book without practicing driving into the cities...
If you know what i mean.
There is a difference between : "I know the path" and "I'm running for it".
Like lot of people wrote here : Go and see!
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14-07-2006, 17:18
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naughty boy.................... 
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14-07-2006, 17:18
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Okay, I shouldn't make a joke since this is a serious topic...but I can't resist
http://www.sheerglydedams.com/
...I leave it to the others to give medical advise
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ub2yoo
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Cannot get to your website, i m at work right know and there is a proxy filter, it says it s about porn.
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14-07-2006, 17:19
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this has got to be the best thread ive read in a long time!!
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