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14-07-2006, 03:52
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were can i find
a b/g that speaks and understands english?--thats what i want !
an older lady i suppose?
on all my previous visits, ive rented lots of ladies,--and talked to them-
yet after the week or two ive been with them, i have come to realise -- they didn,t understand jack sh*te, of what i was talking about!
thats a real pi**er to me!
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14-07-2006, 04:19
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a b/g that speaks and understands english?--thats what i want !
an older lady i suppose?
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I know one with great english skills, she's reading a lot of english books...and she just entered her sam sib's...her name is ....
....ahhh, on a second thought, forget it, better not tell you
Greetings
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14-07-2006, 04:33
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ma-by you could learn Thai Andy??? 
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i can assure you peter
thats not going to happen! im not that itelliegant(cant even spell!)
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14-07-2006, 08:58
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a b/g that speaks and understands english?--thats what i want !
an older lady i suppose?
on all my previous visits, ive rented lots of ladies,--and talked to them-
yet after the week or two ive been with them, i have come to realise -- they didn,t understand jack sh*te, of what i was talking about!
thats a real pi**er to me!
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andy if you feel like heading to karon i have a good girl or you
looks wise seems on par with the ladies ive seen you with
seh speaks good english, maybe late 20's
pm if youd like
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14-07-2006, 13:00
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Jees Andy...go With The Flow................theres So Many Girls Out There.........youll Have No Probs Finding One !!!!
You Dont Need Us Fools Telling You Where To Find Girls......
Youve Been To Los..........so ............pop Out And Do A Bit Of Searching Amongst The Bars And Resterants......
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14-07-2006, 16:03
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a b/g that speaks and understands english?--thats what i want !
an older lady i suppose?
on all my previous visits, ive rented lots of ladies,--and talked to them-
yet after the week or two ive been with them, i have come to realise -- they didn,t understand jack sh*te, of what i was talking about!
thats a real pi**er to me!
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Enrol on a Thai language course in LOS where the teacher is a woman, then use that charm  of yours to woo her 
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14-07-2006, 16:27
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I must agree with Andy, had a TG as a GF, she could speak some english, but still very minimal. It seemed like my thai was getting better while her english stayed the same... Maybe its me... But i do agree, its REALLY frustrating when they have no idea what you're saying and they reply "yes yes" I've said so many times if you don't understand, tell me and i wil try to explain in a different way... But that never seems to work... Always yes yes yes and then things go wrong.... Sorry i seem to be taking out some work frustrations as well... But Andy i know how you feel....
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14-07-2006, 18:08
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You need to speak "baby english" to them if you want them to understand anything , same english they speak .. add a few words in thai here and there is a plus!
If i speak same english ive´learned at school they dont understand shit so i can imagine if you guys who have english as your mother language keeps talking like you do at home there is a big problem for most Thai´s to understand you as most of them dont have any education when it comes to english!
They just learnt from tourists from all around the world or a 50bath book 
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14-07-2006, 19:05
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thanks for the replys and suggestions guys, i think ill bring my thai dictonary/phrase books with me this time, and make an effort at some basic thai
also ill choose more carefully and meet more t/girls instead of jumping in with the first one i meet!(i always do that!)
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14-07-2006, 21:28
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... instead of jumping in with the first one i meet!(i always do that!)
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Hard not to when you been with out Thai Pussy for a very loong loong time  *sigh*
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14-07-2006, 21:43
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too true c/swede!
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14-07-2006, 22:41
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You need to speak "baby english" to them if you want them to understand anything , same english they speak .. add a few words in thai here and there is a plus!
If i speak same english ive´learned at school they dont understand shit so i can imagine if you guys who have english as your mother language keeps talking like you do at home there is a big problem for most Thai´s to understand you as most of them dont have any education when it comes to english!
They just learnt from tourists from all around the world or a 50bath book 
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I don't blame Tg's for not understand the english some of the guys from so called english-speaking countries speak.  O boy, have you heard all the different accents people just from England have?
How much do you think a girl from Issan understands if a Cockney speaker started a long conversation with her?
Then I think we other guys from not speaking-english countries have a better chance to be understood. I know that I feel better speaking english to someone on my own level than to a person that can hear everything I say wrong.
I love you big!
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14-07-2006, 22:49
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I don't blame Tg's for not understand the english some of the guys from so called english-speaking countries speak.  O boy, have you heard all the different accents people just from England have?
How much do you think a girl from Issan understands if a Cockney speaker started a long conversation with her?
Then I think we other guys from not speaking-english countries have a better chance to be understood. I know that I feel better speaking english to someone on my own level than to a person that can hear everything I say wrong.
I love you big!
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i tend to talk to fast being from the east coast of US, so if i dont watch myself, they soemtimes dont understand me
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14-07-2006, 23:57
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I don't blame Tg's for not understand the english some of the guys from so called english-speaking countries ...... not speaking-english countries have a better chance to be understood. I know that I feel better speaking english to someone on my own level than to a person that can hear everything I say wrong.
I love you big!
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Well , i gues your right there Mr.Eeef
After a few days in LOS you understand your old school english is on a much higher level then the people your talking to .. Awh , im well educated now 555  (I´ll call my mum and make her happy)
Bad thing is that even we who not have english as a mother language have funny accents , i can easily hear if the guy is from Sweden even if he speaks just english in LOS , gue´s it the same with people from all over europe !?
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i tend to talk to fast being from the east coast of US, so if i dont watch myself, they soemtimes dont understand me
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Yes i remember Paul .. i nearly had to do the "Married Guy Trick" there in Patong with you 1˝ year back
.. aha .. oh yes .. yes of cos´ .. sure!
I know when i have to agree
Add some whiskey and a few beer and i was totally lost some time , sorry! 5555 
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15-07-2006, 00:05
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Well , i gues your right there Mr.Eeef
After a few days in LOS you understand your old school english is on a much higher level then the people your talking to .. Awh , im well educated now 555  (I´ll call my mum and make her happy)
Bad thing is that even we who not have english as a mother language have funny accents , i can easily hear if the guy is from Sweden even if he speaks just english in LOS , gue´s it the same with people from all over europe !?
Yes i remember Paul .. i nearly had to do the "Married Guy Trick" there in Patong with you 1˝ year back
.. aha .. oh yes .. yes of cos´ .. sure!
I know when i have to agree
Add some whiskey and a few beer and i was totally lost some time , sorry! 5555 
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and so was I!
i didnt understand you too well, but i knew you seemed like a real nice guy
damn we talked for a long time and neither of us understood each other!
too funny!!
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15-07-2006, 00:21
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Improve your english!
This advertising movie, Sinking Ship, was produced for Berlitz by a small norwegian bureau.
Maybe you have seen it already on tv?
I hope the link works.
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...1.php?vid=6033
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15-07-2006, 00:28
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Hi Frode, yep, this is my most favourite one, just love it. I played it a couple of times before I had to present in front of an english crowd...although my accent is not that bad, but it cheers them up.
At one occasion they just couldn't stop giggling for the rest of the day and asked me to play it again and again 
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15-07-2006, 00:34
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15-07-2006, 00:44
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If I hear right will this only be seen in Holland.
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15-07-2006, 00:45
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If I hear right will this only be seen in Holland.
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Nope, strangly enough it was banned 
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15-07-2006, 00:51
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Nope, strangly enough it was banned 
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Maybe it will be banned from this forum as well?
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15-07-2006, 00:53
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Maybe it will be banned from this forum as well?
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Oops...didn't think that far...mmhhh..okay with me.
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