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01-08-2006, 01:10
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MY 1st night in thailand will last in my memory forever as the night i banjoed (thumped) Ronnie O sulivan the snooker player
i was with my 2 mates and we were staying at the manhattan hotel on sukhumvit road we had been drinking all day then went to patpong where we noticed a lot of the famous snooker players around the market, we ended up in safari bar where one of my mates finally sucumbed to the drink and passed out after a little while i heard this guy in a loud cockney voice saying here look at this drunken scottish bastard here so i got up and put him on his back with a right hook ! i was told by another snooker player by the name of darren morgan that he was a young up and coming player by the name of ronnie osullivan i have never been involved in any more trouble or arguments since on my subsequent 25 los tours and when you see what an obnoxious unsportsmanlike bad losing bastard osullivan turned out i have never been sorry about what i did !
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01-08-2006, 02:44
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01-08-2006, 02:52
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You are correct that Ronnie O'Sullivans father is in prison for murder. But why does that make O'Sullivan,the snooker player, a scumbag? I don't recall he killed anybody. OK he is a screwball,damn talented screwball,but I would like to know how you come to that opinion of him
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01-08-2006, 03:03
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 .i fcuking hate snooker anyway
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01-08-2006, 04:53
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CS first nite´in LOS !? Let´s make it first trip as it was a short one ..
Eh lets see .. Sweden - Dubai - BKK .. went there alone of cos´.. just heard a few stories from my younger brothers friend who had been there many times before!
As always bad guys seeks bad guys so i ended up with a dude from Iceland on the airplane .. there wasn´t much to drink during the flight in our opinion so we went for a shopping trip in Dubai .. remember he/we had some problems even before landing in Dubai as he was smoking in the toilet and as he was "My very best friend" i had some problems to.. well he promissed to take me to Pattaya , arrange a room and a lady for me , what could a newbie do ?  After alot of blure i remember we sat in a bar , it must have been some where on Soi Buakhao but then i didnt know shit where i was , they didnt have a spare room but i was told to wait .. i remember i tryed to look after my bag while sitting there getting more and more drunk .. Man IceLand went of early to buy some clothes .. even he didnt have his old room left as he never payed the rent mamasan told me! After alot of kissing and hugging of the old BlTCH Mr.Iceland got us a couple of rooms and another looser got homeless .. i got a room anyway  I remember there was some talking about getting me a BG and when i pointed at a small hot cutie all hell broke loose , apparently it was Mamasans daughter or something and she asked me if i wanted her to take care and arrange some thing for me .. i said Yes of cos´.. never thougth small people could sound that much! Got a sticky one for the first time .. i tryed to shake her of the day after but she seamed like she never wanted to leave me .. she even barricade the door for me a couple of times .. what could a newbie do ?? I fukced her and fukced her 555 Threw her out , woke up and there she was again outside my door , okay get in boom boom , get out .. ... all this take´s place late year 2000 and i didnt´know much about this shit at all .. not even the drug policy in LOS .. Man Iceland asked me if i smoked and i told him yes .. but only when im drunk .. 555 .. so of cos i ended up in his room while he was smoking heroin many times , dont remember but i think i was around this bar at Soi Buakhao for several days (red. Nights´) .. i never saw the sun or the beach .. when i tryed to go some where i got stuck in the bar as i had to walk thrue it when leaving! Woke up one morning and feeling like shit and made a run for it .. have heard of Jomtien Beach and that was my goal now .. had a great relaxing time there my last 10 days in LOS , had some BG´s and some massage now and then .. even found "love" of cos´.. God i thought she was so hot my little Neung Belive i made a great decision back then , now about 6½ years later im more addicted then ever to LOS! Now some pics of cos´, BTW did you guys leave your cameras at home? 555 1: CS and "The Bad Guy"! 2: CS first prostitute .. not bad for 500thb long time , god i thougt i would never get rid of her! 3: CS first "Asian Love" Neung  :
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01-08-2006, 15:51
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Hey CS.....this is the first time i do not see any tattoo on you in your photos!!! 555555
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You belive in an un-spoiled CS ?? Look closely at my right arm at this picture , it had all ready started before year 2000! 555 http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/at...g?d=1154382170
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01-08-2006, 18:21
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01-08-2006, 18:53
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01-08-2006, 19:03
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My first night in Patong.
Checked into C&N Hotel. Shit, Showered and Shaved, went to MTB Said Hi to Nicke and crew. Hit my head on the big ceiling fan, after ringing the bell. Some MTB girl took care of me and my bleeding head. Got supermao shitfaced, cant remember anything. Was later told that trying to get home, we went to C&N Resort, where they had no clue who I was, and neither did I apparently.... Eventually got back to the room. The girl stayed, sat on top of me in bed doing the deed, and I puked.... Woke up next morning, had no clue who she was, where I'd met her or where I was... Good times...
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01-08-2006, 19:28
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I REMEMBER THAT NITE VERY WELL..ME AND MAI WERE SHOUTING AT YOU TO DUCK DOWN AS YOU WERE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE FAN !!!!!!!BUT YOU THOUGHT WE WERE SAYING HI..... ITS JUST AS WELLL YOU GOT A HARD HEAD IJ
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01-08-2006, 19:44
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Had the first night just a month ago. Arrived in Phuket with my husband and our 3 daughters. Had previously arranged to meet up with a longtime friend who is based in KL and is a longtime visitor to Phuket, who was going to show us around.
Managed to escape without the kids for the evening and ventured down for our first visit to Bangla Rd. It was the night of Englands last world cup match and we ended up in a bar not far in and stayed and watched the match here... where my husband and my mate proceeded to try and drink the entire bars beer supply in one night. After a disappointing loss (they are both from England) and after putting up with a few overexcited, English louts decided to wander further down the road for a look around. Ended up on a bit of a barcrawl as we worked our way down, got hammered in connect four more times than I care to remember, totally humiliated myself by NOT being able to hammer the nail into the log (my husband beat them every time) and ended up in Soi Lion where my mate BF'd a few girls he had met the night before. He then took us to Tiger Disco where we had an absolute ball. Was a bit apprehensive at first, being one of only a few farang females, wasn't sure how I would be received by the hundreds of Thai girls and farang males there (actually felt like a bit of an intruder at first) but the girls soon put me at ease. Seems I was soon getting a hell of a lot more attention than my two male companions by the BG's we had BF'd and their friends. Danced, bumped and grinded with more girls than I care to remember (damn sexy girls... who could resist!) and not sure if the looks on my husband and friends faces were because they were enjoying the sight or jealous because they weren't getting the attention from them!  Anyway staggered back to the hotel in the wee hours of the morning after lots of drinking and laughing and no sooner had the head hit the pillow (or so it felt) I was getting jumped on by my daughters 3 hours later ready to explore Phuket... jeez... give a girl a break... I'm not as young as I once was!! And after that I was hooked!
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01-08-2006, 21:53
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02-08-2006, 09:00
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Christ CS.............you were taken to Patts by Zinadine Zidane (pic 1 of your post)................55555
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03-08-2006, 01:04
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My first night in BKK was nothing special, but its still very clear to me. Was Nov 2003. Landed at around 11:30pm. I had me best m8 and his brother who is an expat at the airport to pick me up. Went straight back to his apartment on soi 18. Beautiful place. 3 bedrooms 3 bathrooms with plenty of windows and balconies, a great view. It is just behind the Rembrandt on soi 18. anyways we just drop my bags and were off across the walking bridge to Soi Cowboy. The bars were open till 2am so we still had time to get pissed and get birds. So my m8s brother took us to the Tilak bar on cowboy. So two us us be total noobies end up with the first two birds that sat with us. Mine was cute she was defo shagable, but my friends bird was down right scary. It was so funny to cos he was in bliss with her. So we got pissed and ended up back at the apartment playing around in one of the rooms drinking till dawn. Everyone went to bed except me. I was still having problems with the time difference and since I had ben drinking vodka redbulls all night I could not sleep. So the first night I just wanted to get on and get it over with so I could relax later. I never did see anything that trip except for Cowboy. I still am im contact with my m8 on Soi 18. He now asks me were to go and how much. For some strange reason he says Ive changed in these 3 years.
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03-08-2006, 11:13
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I posted this in the In the beggining (sic) thread started by Cybernator some time ago but rather than rewrite it thought I'd just copy and paste it...................................
First trip/first night in BKK (in the early 80s) me and my mate went to a restaurant which was recommended by the concierge at the hotel we were staying in......Sheraton I think......... Anyway the menu was only in Thai and we asked the maitre d' what was good and he spoke about as much English as we did Thai........ So we ended up with a bowl of chicken stock in a terrine in the middle of the table and a heap of raw meat and vegetables..........not knowing what the fvk this was we just sat there..and sat there........and sat there...drinking beers and getting pretty sloshed......... After an eternity several of the waitresses came along and smiled and giggled and put the meat + veg in these little wire baskets and put them in the chicken stock.....voila steamboat!!!.....much embarassment + laughter allround After this several more dishes came.....and then several more....and then several more.....all washed down with copius amounts of beer and Jack "n Cokes.....arghh...can't look at one of these anymore..... The restaurant emptied out and the waitresses sat down with us and were feeding us out of the steam boat and were helping themselves to the food and were having drinks with us and generally everyone was having a ball.....on our tab of course but we didn't know at the time........I can't remember what the bill was but later I realised just how much we had been had!!!.......but this is beside the point as we thought we had died and gone to heaven So after buying all of the staff drinks and partying and turning up the Thai music in the joint and dancing Thai style with all of the girls they decided they wanted to go out......so they took us to Patpong (our first visit ever) and the girls were dragging us from place to place and screaming with laughter at the shows and we were all having a ball................but everything was going on our tab as you can imagine..........once again can't remember what the bill was......too drunk to care After that we ended up in some disco and were all having a great time dancing and staggering around...........we probably left about 9.00am or something like that (oh for those closing hours again!!) with most of the girls still in tow......I think we ended up with about 5 each in our beds......55555 Later that day the girls asked for a tip????......and we said what the @#$%........we just spent a fortune on you but gave them maybe 200BHT or something which they took with grace and a smile..........god we had no idea that BF's existed or what the price would be or ebven what a BHT was worth at that stage.............55555 The day after that one of the girls came back and took us on a longtail up the river somewhere......both literally and metaphorically..... to one of those dens of eniquity that were popular in those days with all sorts of exotic activities including cockfights with spurs, fish fights, mai thai boxing and opium smoking etc...... Welll we got lost there for a couple of days and eventually found our way back on a longtail.............. I've been in love with LOS ever since.........
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I have no clue .. he was just another Baldie to me Probably dead by now as he was a heavy alco and drug user .. remember he was sick .. cancer i belive it was , race hell the last years you know! 
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04-08-2006, 06:26
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Checked into my Hotel (Landmark) about 1 AM after about 20 Hrs in the air but just couldn't sleep it was about 2 PM back home.
I knew I was close to NANA but I had no idea it was just around the corner, so I decided to take a walk find a place to drink a couple beers and relax. Walked just outside the hotel and before I could get around the corner a couple TG's sitting at these portable tables offered me a seat and a cold beer I couldn't resist. I sat with them for about 2 Hrs bought them both a couple drinks and explained to them how restless I was and they both offered to go back to my room and give me a massage I decided on one girl not to sure what to expect at this point, to make a long story short we got to sleep about 7 AM woke up around 1130 I could barely move I had pulled a muscle in my back a few days before my trip I am sure that I aggravated it with the early morning activities. She felt bad and thought it was her fault she wouldn't accept the money I kept offering her. Luckily I had a few muscle relaxers and Vicadin it's amazing how fast one can recover whilst on vacation.
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05-08-2006, 11:34
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