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10-08-2006, 19:45
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Funny things you’ve seen in Thailand...
The other day I saw a buffalo in for maintenance in a motorcycle repair shop. Half of one horn had been snapped off and the mechanics were replacing it with a custom-made one of steel. The buffalo stood quietly as the stub of his broken horn was drilled and his replacement part was bolted into place. It was the funniest thing I’ve seen in Thailand!
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11-08-2006, 02:43
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Was it Hang Gluiding
Never heard of that before
 Perhaps the farmer can put in a claim.  I wonder why the horn needed replacement.Cosmetic surgery I suppose. 
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11-08-2006, 02:51
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Because it did'nt have a bell maybe? 
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11-08-2006, 03:27
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Funniest thing has to be the first time I met Alfie last New Year. He was pissed and running around kissing all of the BM. We all ended up at Soi Corc for the LB show. After the show Alfie was doing his pole dancing with the ladies . He was so pissed that both of them fell of the podium almost cracking their head on the ceiling. Alfie landed on the LB who was all cut up. It could of not felt good the next day, but it sure looked funny whilst it was happening.
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11-08-2006, 04:56
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IJ`s look in his face when 2 girls was spanking him and tried to pull his pants down on the stage at a gogobar... PRICELESS!!!!
That must be the absolutely funniest i ever seen in Thailand. Its hard to imagine anything could beat that....
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11-08-2006, 04:58
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Oh yes I forgot about that one. I wish they would have pants him... it would have been one for the books. Funniest was him hitting back and leaving a mark also threatening to headbutt them.
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11-08-2006, 05:38
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I was in the village/town of Mae Hong Son up above Chiang Mai and wandering along a dusty back street on my way to the temple.........it is a very beautiful one if you haven't seen it.........
In front of me was a little girl of about 5-6 who was trying to fend off a very amorous little dog who was humping away at her leg....... a little boy......possibly her brother...... was walking along beside me and he chirped up to me......."I think he want to be inside".................then laughed a very knowing deep little chuckle.....kinda funny and creepy all at once..........they sure learn 'em young up there.............55555
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11-08-2006, 12:39
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As they have buffalo fights in Samui I suspect the poor fella was injured in a tussle and in for repairs before his next bout. The boys were taking particular care to angle grid the tip of his metallic horn to a sharp point...I suppose a steel horn would be an illegal modification in that sport though?
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11-08-2006, 13:39
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The sign on a tree on the Beach Road near McDonalds that says "To The Beach" where the beach is 30 yards away.
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11-08-2006, 14:10
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The other night andy and coops were in MTB, andy was going to take a photo with a disposable camera, he kept walking backwards to try and focus, in the end he gave up and just took the picture, not realising that he had the camera facing the wrong way
, after this we all had a look through the camera the wrong way and it was like looking through binoculars from the wrong end, not the best photographer in the world i think But the funniest thing i have seen is still the time the fat guy went parasailing and ran as fast as his little legs would go before being dragged through the water for 50 or so yards before take off, then being dumped in the middle of the sea
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11-08-2006, 23:21
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Maybe not so funny but I couldn`t resist laughing.
This year in Patong when the american navy was over. Heard this guy boasting about how strong he was tot the BG`s. They ordered some more drinks and he wanted a water cause he was dead drunk already. Now this strong guy struggled for about 10 minutes with his water and then he had to ask the help of the BG`s to open his water. He couldn`t get his bottle of water open. Embarassing moment.
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12-08-2006, 00:33
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LMAO!!! Thats pretty good. i had to read it twice but very funny hahahaha.. little things amuse me. love good one liners.
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12-08-2006, 17:45
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Why thank you, I thought that one had been missed....
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14-08-2006, 12:58
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Did you make a picture? Great story from "Amazing Thailand". Hugo
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14-08-2006, 20:38
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On the beach the other day, the police golf cart was touring around, then it was time to go back to base(just off bangla road), but there is a small hill to climb up, so the cart gets slightly stuck, driver revs it up a bit and starts to wheel spin, small amount of sand is thrown up
 , no movement of the cart, so driver plants his foot to the floor , this results in a shower of sand being thrown into the air and landing on the guy sleeping on the beach chair about 8 yards away, driver is not looking behind him so continues to do this for approx 5 seconds before realising what he was doing result was about 20 of us surrounding the showered man were pissing ourselves laughin, but he also found it funny so all was good
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15-08-2006, 10:05
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Seen on a sign here on Bali..
Antiques.. Made to order... Quality !!!
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15-08-2006, 14:12
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One of my first jobs in the Uk was making antiques for the Americans deployed over here on local aircraft bases! The tricks we used to use to 'antique' furniture would suprise you. So to all the American Bm's, if you have bought an antique off an USAF serviceman, id check the item again!  The businessman who owned it is now in prison! 
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15-08-2006, 14:30
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