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nickboyuk · #1 22-10-2006, 18:44

Can anyone tell me if the NP massage near the Royal Paradsie Hotel is a regular no sex massage, or one that will go all the way for the right price.

thanks

LivinLOS · #2 22-10-2006, 18:50

Why is that where somone you know works

These kind of things are usually unpredictable.. Where no happy ending is available to one person it may be to the next person or with a different girl.. though if your GF gets a job in Kepsap then you can start to worry.

nickboyuk · #3 22-10-2006, 19:55

[quote=LivinLOS;245306]Why is that where somone you know works

Yes, from my post 2 Thai ladies. One I knew one worked there, but I now know the other lady is her friend and has a new job there too.

LivinLOS · #4 22-10-2006, 21:18

You pay the detective fee I am sure I could find the time to go find out

nickboyuk · #5 22-10-2006, 22:33

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Originally Posted by LivinLOS

You pay the detective fee I am sure I could find the time to go find out

I will find out myself in November. Cheers.

landofsmiles · #6 24-10-2006, 09:23

I'm sure you can go "all the way" in EVERY massage place here if the price and the lady is right. I've boomboomed in shops where the farang owner swears blind that there are "no happy endings in my shop!"

Dodger · #7 24-10-2006, 10:16

(What is the point of this and your other thread?? you state you have been to LOS twice before?? These girls are Thai, work in a Massage Parlour in Patong, then without doubt they must be virgins, never go out after work to Taipan or Tiger etc and are working in the only massage parlour in Thailand where happy endings etc are never offered, wow how did you find such good ones on the internet?If that sounds cynical, then its meant to, might give you a wake up call bringing you back from cuckoo land to reality!!!)

DECIDED THIS WAS TOO CYNICAL, DO NOT KNOW THE POSTER SO SHOULDN'T REPLY IN THIS MANNER, MUST HAVE GOT OUT OF BED ON THE WRONG SIDE TODAY!!

JayBee · #8 24-10-2006, 10:17

One my first three tours I spent quite a bit of time at NP massage parlor, but not the last two tours.

Most of the girls there do not do the happy endings, but if that is what you want, then they will pass you off to one who will, since a few do.

One funny memory of NP that I have is the time a girl was massaging a Malaysian guy on the next mat, with a curtain separating us. As usual, there was some chit chat going back and forth between the two girls, and they were laughing. Then my girl asked a favor of me. It seems that the Thai girl spoke no Malaysian, and the Malaysian spoke very little Thai. He was propostioning her, and she was up for it, but they were unable to understand each other on the particulars. The Malaysian tried to speak English to the girl, but she couldn't understand him. So my masseuse translated to me what the TG was saying and asked me to explain it in English to the Malasyian. It seems the girl was not willing to do extras there in the massage parlor, but was willing to go to his room after for ST. I explained that to the guy. He was up for it, and asked how much. She wanted 500 Baht. I told him and he came back with 100 Baht. Then she offered 300 Baht, and he came up to 200. She then said, with me translating, that she would do whatever he wanted, no limits, for 2 hours, but was firm on the 300 Baht. He wouldn't budge from 200, and there it ended!!

She was not a looker, but not bad, either. I actually gave some thought to taking her up on her offer myself, but since, at the time, I had a bit of a crush on a different girl who worked there, I decided it would be better if I passed on her, as well!

hugos · #9 25-10-2006, 15:53

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Originally Posted by JayBee

One my first three tours I spent quite a bit of time at NP massage parlor, but not the last two tours.

Most of the girls there do not do the happy endings, but if that is what you want, then they will pass you off to one who will, since a few do.

One funny memory of NP that I have is the time a girl was massaging a Malaysian guy on the next mat, with a curtain separating us. As usual, there was some chit chat going back and forth between the two girls, and they were laughing. Then my girl asked a favor of me. It seems that the Thai girl spoke no Malaysian, and the Malaysian spoke very little Thai. He was propostioning her, and she was up for it, but they were unable to understand each other on the particulars. The Malaysian tried to speak English to the girl, but she couldn't understand him. So my masseuse translated to me what the TG was saying and asked me to explain it in English to the Malasyian. It seems the girl was not willing to do extras there in the massage parlor, but was willing to go to his room after for ST. I explained that to the guy. He was up for it, and asked how much. She wanted 500 Baht. I told him and he came back with 100 Baht. Then she offered 300 Baht, and he came up to 200. She then said, with me translating, that she would do whatever he wanted, no limits, for 2 hours, but was firm on the 300 Baht. He wouldn't budge from 200, and there it ended!!

She was not a looker, but not bad, either. I actually gave some thought to taking her up on her offer myself, but since, at the time, I had a bit of a crush on a different girl who worked there, I decided it would be better if I passed on her, as well!

Wow 300 bath. really cheap.

JayBee · #10 25-10-2006, 20:57

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Originally Posted by hugos

Wow 300 bath. really cheap.

That was in January, 2003. But even then, really cheap when you consider that the girl, altho a little older, was cute, with a nice, petite body!

Einheriar · #11 25-10-2006, 21:17

Hmmm found a hotel, with indoor massage, that never went all the way....as soon as they are in your romm...well you know the story

Spector · #12 25-10-2006, 23:18

Found all the parlors around Soi Kepsap offered happy endings but gave crappy massages....only one thing on their mind and it wasn't providing a quality massage product or for that matter a quality happy ending product.

Found the massage parlor across from the Yorkshire Inn provided the best all around massage without the happy ending pressure. Out of the six times I visited them, only once was I quietly propositioned some silly amount of baht. Once I said I was a “good man” that was the end of that.

TanMan · #13 26-10-2006, 01:26

I think maybe the quality of the massage is inversely related to how good looking they are. If they are a real cuty, they know they will get picked for their looks by new customers (and/or giving happy endings) so they are not too concerned about repeat business. The average looking gals need the repeat business so they are better at their "trade".

I could be wrong, this is just the hatching of a possible theory.....

The TanMan

JayBee · #14 26-10-2006, 09:51

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Originally Posted by TanMan

I think maybe the quality of the massage is inversely related to how good looking they are. If they are a real cuty, they know they will get picked for their looks by new customers (and/or giving happy endings) so they are not too concerned about repeat business. The average looking gals need the repeat business so they are better at their "trade".

I could be wrong, this is just the hatching of a possible theory.....

The TanMan

I think that generally speaking you are right. The best masseuses I have had have not been very good-looking. Had one who was kinda cute, and a fantastic masseuse, but she would have been slightly below average in looks if she were a BG. However, compared to the average Thai woman, she still looked good.

I think that happy endings are a great thing for married guys, or guys too poor to afford a BG for ST/LT. If you are married, and with your wife, then how the heck are you going to get in on the fun(spelled s-e-x) of TGs without disrespecting your wife, and, thereby, creating major hassles for yourself? If every married guy, everywhere in the world, could get a good massage with happy ending once or twice a week, the world would be a far better place for it. All these farang women sitting on their fat asses, collecting welfare, could get a little excercise, make a little money, and have a little fun working as masseuses, instead of just being on the dole. They should make welfare people study massage!

But for me, I'm single! When I am in LOS, I need a good massage. There will be a happy ending when I arrive at my room at the end of a night of partying with a BG in tow! That's soon enough for me. I don't need a really crappy massage from a cute girl to get my nuts off.

I need a good massage only!!

hyku1147 · #15 27-10-2006, 00:01

I was very popular with the massage girls when I was last in LOS. You see, I had trouble finding one that would do extras in Karon, so when my perseverence paid off, I gladly paid 1000B for a hj and a rub. They would wave to me, and they looked sad when I left. Then I figured that I really scored, I was getting ST BJ's in my room for 1000B plus I gave her tuk tuk fare.
Now for a few questions. How do you ask for extras in Thai?
How do you find out if they do extras before you lie down?
Do girls who do not do extras get insulted, or is it just another question?

I figure that the massage shops in Kata and Karon, which is where I will be staying, are run differently from those in Patong, or is it just a matter of asking the right questions?

Thanks.

landofsmiles · #16 27-10-2006, 13:53

Then I figured that I really scored, I was getting ST BJ's in my room for 1000B plus I gave her tuk tuk fare.

You "scored" because you gave 1000baht just for a BJ. Just about anyone would "score" with that offer.

If you want to know what's on offer before you start, don't be afraid to ask "can boomboom?"...the job they are in they are used to it and won't be offended...just don't ask them in front of the other ladies because there are some that boomboom but don't want their coworkers to know

As for asking for extras in Thai...don't think that's a good idea. Think you'll get treated suspiciously if you did.

hyku1147 · #17 27-10-2006, 22:34

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Originally Posted by landofsmiles

Then I figured that I really scored, I was getting ST BJ's in my room for 1000B plus I gave her tuk tuk fare.

You "scored" because you gave 1000baht just for a BJ. Just about anyone would "score" with that offer.

If you want to know what's on offer before you start, don't be afraid to ask "can boomboom?"...the job they are in they are used to it and won't be offended...just don't ask them in front of the other ladies because there are some that boomboom but don't want their coworkers to know

As for asking for extras in Thai...don't think that's a good idea. Think you'll get treated suspiciously if you did.

Thanks for the info.

JayBee · #18 28-10-2006, 16:32

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Originally Posted by hyku1147

Now for a few questions. How do you ask for extras in Thai?
How do you find out if they do extras before you lie down?
Do girls who do not do extras get insulted, or is it just another question?
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Just tell them that you want the "special" massage. You don't need to say it in Thai, as they know that word in English. But if you want to say it in Thai, then special is "phiset"(pee-set) and massage is "nuwat" (new-what). So "special massage" is "nuwat phiset." It is more discreet to say "special massage" than "can boomboom?," because "boomboom" means "f*ck," and there are few that will f*ck in a typical massage parlor, because there is really not enough privacy for that. "Special" massage means a very long, slow intense HJ, which may or may not include BJ as part of it. If she doesn't do it, then she usually can get you a girl who will. If you definitely want a BJ, then I would ask for the special massage and then ask her if she will "smoke" you. In thai, that's "Sa-moke, mai?"