Dirty Mikes tour of duty

[mikegb]

Hi all,

I had a great time over the last 3 weeks. It was good to see a lot of the people who we talk with on the forum.

The guys who I saw over xmas and new year were really good fun and helped make it a great time-

Tarzan - really funny guy. Loved his hair ! :p
Jonas - Tarzans friend.
Nicke - bar owner, forum owner, black death dealer.
Eric The Viking - he just loves them little shooters
COOPS - Top man. Coca-cola king (hope the throat is better!)
Jaws - A real good sport. Story to follow.
Manny (M X) - I got on really well with this guy. Im sure he is almost as dirty as me. Make sure its 'glistening' amigo
Sting - Unfortunately I only spent a little time with Sting because he arrived when I was due to leave. Get practicing the snooker!
Malaysian - Everyones friend. Very generous and likeable guy. Make wise investments amigo! Then you can retire even earlier!
Hobbsy - only saw him very briefly. When he was pissed, I wasnt, and vice versa

Sorry to anyone who I missed.

Here comes the stories -

[mikegb]

Arrived at hotel at about 4pm.

Had made reservation by phone 2 months earlier and have been a frequent user of the hotel, but I was told I could not have a room for 2 days and would have to go next door. Another Thai lie !!!

Wasnt really a problem. Met my friend from Norway and went out on the drink!
Went to see Nicke and any others in Mai Thai. Drank lots and lots of strange coloured drinks and had a good laugh. Then I went to see some other friends at the Power Bar in Soi Seapearl.

Ended up going for food with friends at Captain Hooks. 24hr resataurant in Royal Paradise. Me and a friend picked up some cheap ladyboy at 7am and took them back to my room for 1 hour. We skull f*cked this ladyboy and made them drain our plums.

Day 1 - Total success. Nice way to start the holiday

The following days -

Now I dont know why, but this year, a little of the 'magic' was gone for me with Thailand.
I dont know if it is because I have been so many times, but a lot of it is down to the constant hassle you get from bar girls. Its so monotonous -

"Hello - welcome - what your name - where you from ?"

Ok. I know its hard for them, but could they change it even just a little bit?



The next bit of action came from Nickes bar. We all had a good night in Mai Thai, then we went to Tai Pan and then to a Thai Karaoke bar. It was good fun, and Tarzan insisted eating some thai poo-poo that looked like small worms and smelt of 10 week old fish. Yuk!
The lady I was with that night was very good, and will remain nameless! Sorry!


A couple of nights later, Jaws arrived from Australia. He said he wasnt into the ladyboys, but I persuaded him to watch a ladyboy show and have a drink in Soi Crocodile.

The ladyboy show (Moulin Rose) was supposed to start at 11pm, and when we got there, it was nearly finished! (another Thai lie!). We sat down, and within 2 minutes, some thai 'thing' on stage had put there hands down their knickers and pulled out a crab and threw it at us. We finished our drinks and left. Not a very good start. We then had a drink at the front of Soi Crocodile. A few ugly ones came across, but nothing really nice. I saw a ladyboy that I knew and when they came across I asked them to do something for me, and show Jaws. The ladyboy said OK.
They pulled out one of there tits, squeezed it, and out came milk!!

Jaws couldnt believe his eyes.

The ladyboy thing wasnt his style, but he was a good sport for having a look.


More stories to follow. Bed time now.

[Nicke]

Just some information to others, other members that have been around the same time is Supermao, MU (Manchester United), cool hand, branch, irish johnny and andi. So the list should be more completed, but there was surely some others I forgot.

Today the italian guy... Maxghibaz come and told me he had married recently with the girl he showed up with last time he visited MTB. Good luck for you mate.

I will also take the opportunity to thanks everybody who were here during the christmas festive period, it was very fun to have you around.

At the moment Sting, Andi and Supermao is still here, coops and his friend go back today.

[djaust]

Nice story Dirty its allready like one of those Intriguing suspense novels, it makes for some very interesting reading.
Keep up the good work.

[mikegb]

How could I forget Supermao and Irish Jonny!!!

Supermao really lives up to his name. He likes his drink, but is still very friendly. His normal trick is to go and buy a big bunch of roses and give them out to all the girls. I got a bit worried because he gave me 2 bunches of roses !!

The best bit is the way he gives the roses out. He normally does a very 'funky' dance. Im sure one of us has a photo somewhere!


Irish Jonny - This guy is top drawer. We had some great laughs, but then he disappeared for a long time

I dont know if it was the black death, fishermans friends, hot cointreau, melon vodka, B52s, and other horrible drinks that may have put him off Keep in touch amigo

[michel]

good to hear some adventure stories of your trip... i hope some pics will follow soon, to bring back some memories... have 2 wait long long time before i will return 2 LOS.

And Mike... pls watch out you don't get bored of the usual and annoying things ("Hello - welcome - what your name - where you from ?") just pretend you didn't hear it, and remember no where in the world it's better to go to!

Just think about England and you'll 4get all the thai lies and crap again,

take care amigo and i hope some more stories will follow!

[eric-the-viking]

"quote"Now I dont know why, but this year, a little of the 'magic' was gone for me with Thailand.
I dont know if it is because I have been so many times, but a lot of it is down to the constant hassle you get from bar girls. Its so monotonous -

"Hello - welcome - what your name - where you from ?"

Ok. I know its hard for them, but could they change it even just a little bit?




strange to admitt this mike but i also felt the same ,i dont know why i mean its not as if im bored of it ,but i was not sexually active unlike previous visits .may be im starting to love Thailand more for what else it has to over,plus this visit was the most ive ever been drunk before in LOS.
my friend loved it to bits but hmm i dont know some thing just did not feel right for me .will have to think of a better way to describe what i mean then come back to you .
the was a couple of things i told you about that didnt help when we was out there but,may be next i will travel solo.

[Jaws]

but I noticed and felt the same way could be because I was not in good health most of the trip or more likely I'm too fussy( I know that was the case New Years Eve, nearly missed out altogether that night) Not to worry give a couple more weeks and I'll probably be at the travel agents booking the next trip LOL As for the Ladyboys, well each to his own, interesting people to meet but there is not that much alcohol in the whole of Thailand to change my mind on taking one !

[mikegb]

Thats great!

More ladyboys for me!

[r3aps]

stuff the story mike wheres the pictures??

steve

[DREW]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Arrived at hotel at about 4pm.

Had made reservation by phone 2 months earlier and have been a frequent user of the hotel, but I was told I could not have a room for 2 days and would have to go next door. Another Thai lie !!!

Wasnt really a problem. Met my friend from Norway and went out on the drink!
Went to see Nicke and any others in Mai Thai. Drank lots and lots of strange coloured drinks and had a good laugh. Then I went to see some other friends at the Power Bar in Soi Seapearl.

Ended up going for food with friends at Captain Hooks. 24hr resataurant in Royal Paradise. Me and a friend picked up some cheap ladyboy at 7am and took them back to my room for 1 hour. We skull f*cked this ladyboy and made them drain our plums.

Day 1 - Total success. Nice way to start the holiday

The following days -

Now I dont know why, but this year, a little of the 'magic' was gone for me with Thailand.
I dont know if it is because I have been so many times, but a lot of it is down to the constant hassle you get from bar girls. Its so monotonous -

"Hello - welcome - what your name - where you from ?"

Ok. I know its hard for them, but could they change it even just a little bit?



The next bit of action came from Nickes bar. We all had a good night in Mai Thai, then we went to Tai Pan and then to a Thai Karaoke bar. It was good fun, and Tarzan insisted eating some thai poo-poo that looked like small worms and smelt of 10 week old fish. Yuk!
The lady I was with that night was very good, and will remain nameless! Sorry!


A couple of nights later, Jaws arrived from Australia. He said he wasnt into the ladyboys, but I persuaded him to watch a ladyboy show and have a drink in Soi Crocodile.

The ladyboy show (Moulin Rose) was supposed to start at 11pm, and when we got there, it was nearly finished! (another Thai lie!). We sat down, and within 2 minutes, some thai 'thing' on stage had put there hands down their knickers and pulled out a crab and threw it at us. We finished our drinks and left. Not a very good start. We then had a drink at the front of Soi Crocodile. A few ugly ones came across, but nothing really nice. I saw a ladyboy that I knew and when they came across I asked them to do something for me, and show Jaws. The ladyboy said OK.
They pulled out one of there tits, squeezed it, and out came milk!!

Jaws couldnt believe his eyes.

The ladyboy thing wasnt his style, but he was a good sport for having a look.


More stories to follow. Bed time now.

Mike

Did you have any luck with those 5000 Dinara Yugoslav notes I gave you. I was geeting laid all week for a couple of those things. Got a job lot of 5,000, 20,000 and 100,000 notes on Ebay. Cost nothing and worthless but those Thai girls just saw the pound signs and couldn't wait to drop their panties.

Have a good one.

Drew

[Hobbsy]

Originally Posted by DREW

Mike

Did you have any luck with those 5000 Dinara Yugoslav notes I gave you. I was geeting laid all week for a couple of those things. Got a job lot of 5,000, 20,000 and 100,000 notes on Ebay. Cost nothing and worthless but those Thai girls just saw the pound signs and couldn't wait to drop their panties.

Have a good one.

Drew

hmmm.....keep this one quiet...i've been giving my gf monopoly money

[Maxghibaz]

Originally Posted by Nicke

....
Today the italian guy... Maxghibaz come and told me he had married recently with the girl he showed up with last time he visited MTB. Good luck for you mate.
....

Thanks for everything Nicke !
I always enjoy myself very much when I go to the MTB.
Next months I won't probably have enough free time as before for a trip to Patong ....
But see you soon nevertheless !
Sure

Sawasdee Krup !

Maxghibaz

[Coyotee]

Ha, I remember the above drink offered by Mike to me!

I refused to drink...thank you very much! Thank god Nicke drank on my behalf...hee hee and then after a while the guy from US (forgot his name..he was very quiet sitting at the corner watching all of us) out of curiousity decided to try it and look what happened to him! He becomes talkative and started offerring drinks to all of us! What a night!

Malaysian