Only a TG could say this

[marc26]

Here's another doozy straight from my gf's mouth:

subject of snoring comes up:

GF: my mom ZZZZZ(sound of snoring, she doesnt know the word for it, so makes the sound) too muc last night, i think she tired
ME:same me, i snore when im tired
GF: no, you snore when you drunk and you drunk everynight
ME:thai men dont snore?
GF:yes, but turn them over, they stop
ME:I wonder why farang snore more than thai men

she then mulls it over, gets all excited because she has come up with an answer

GF: because they farang!!!

[JayPee]

Originally Posted by marc26

Here's another doozy straight from my gf's mouth:

subject of snoring comes up:

GF: my mom ZZZZZ(sound of snoring, she doesnt know the word for it, so makes the sound) too muc last night, i think she tired
ME:same me, i snore when im tired
GF: no, you snore when you drunk and you drunk everynight
ME:thai men dont snore?
GF:yes, but turn them over, they stop
ME:I wonder why farang snore more than thai men

she then mulls it over, gets all excited because she has come up with an answer

GF: because they farang!!!

5555 Brilliant, Thai logic at its best....

[swiftdave]

Originally Posted by marc26

GF: no, you snore when you drunk and you drunk everynight

I love this line

[Nanook]

Perfect Thai conclusion...

[visa2003]

If nothing else, you will be continually entertained with a Thai Girlfriend!!!!
Thanks mark26, my first chuckle (laugh, for those smart arses!!) for the day!!!!

[Mr Lucky]

I asked my wife why she wanted to eat the street food instead of eating at the hotel restaurant.

She said, "Because I'm sticky poo!"

When I finally finished laughing I figured out she was literally translating "kii niaow".

[Josssie]

5555555 thats what i also always says, She: 'you buy for me' ? Me: no, i Kii niaow...! She: