Multi-Purpose Thread.

[faultytowers]

Because I'm a lazy bAstard , and will probably be too drunk on holiday to do much posting , I thought I'd just use one thread to cover all the "standard" posts.



1. - Hello and welcome to the (board/forum/madhouse).

2. - Please use (the search button/Google/your fcukin' brains).

3. - Nice pics , please (post more/delete/send them to me coz I'm too lazy to look for any).

4. - ST price is (insert any number you can think of !!!).

5. - LT price is ( double the first number you thought of !!!!!!).

6. - Yes s(he) is / No s(he) isn't / Who gives a fcuk !!!!.

7. - Happy (Birthday/Christmas/New Year/ Bar mitzva).

8. - Congratulations on your ( 1 , 100 , 1000 , 100000000000000th) post.

9. - Please use (spell checker / paragraphs /crayons).

10. -You are a (good guy/troll/fcukin' moron).

11. - Is this thread (real / a joke / posted while p!ssed).



Think that covers the main ones and will keep my post count down a bit , feel free to add any others you can think of.

This will also save space on the board , instead of a long winded answer you can just post the relevent /appropriate/lowest number(s).

[LivinLOS]

I think I am just going to link to this post with a number from now on..

Good work..

[pablo]

Originally Posted by faultytowers

Because I'm a lazy bAstard , and will probably be too drunk on holiday to do much posting , I thought I'd just use one thread to cover all the "standard" posts.



1. - Hello and welcome to the (board/forum/madhouse).

2. - Please use (the search button/Google/your fcukin' brains).

3. - Nice pics , please (post more/delete/send them to me coz I'm too lazy to look for any).

4. - ST price is (insert any number you can think of !!!).

5. - LT price is ( double the first number you thought of !!!!!!).

6. - Yes s(he) is / No s(he) isn't / Who gives a fcuk !!!!.

7. - Happy (Birthday/Christmas/New Year/ Bar mitzva).

8. - Congratulations on your ( 1 , 100 , 1000 , 100000000000000th) post.

9. - Please use (spell checker / paragraphs /crayons).

10. -You are a (good guy/troll/fcukin' moron).



Think that covers the main ones and will keep my post count down a bit , feel free to add any others you can think of.

This will also save space on the board , instead of a long winded answer you can just post the relevent /appropriate/lowest number(s).

Also....


11. "looking for accomodations"....use the search...

12. "girl friendly"....same

13. "to do a spit-roast??"...this will get them (searching).5555

14. "I told the manager, I wanted her later...You know the type I like, (virginal), just off the farm.......As she touched me, my (little weapon) amazed me, as it .......NEVERMIND!!!!

15. How do you know, if it's a LB..."




Pablo

[tintin]

Good idea!

But it is sometimes getting difficult to find subjects that have not been covered. So I think it is difficult to avoid this.

Nevertheless, indeed a permanent post about general matters explained would help!

[IRISH JONNY]

This Will Be An Interesting Tread !!!!!!!!
Ij

[faultytowers]

Originally Posted by pablo

15. How do you know, if it's a LB..."

Pablo

11. #2

12. #2

13. ??????

14.

15. #6

[faultytowers]

Original post edited to add #11.

[steve w]

Originally Posted by faultytowers

11. #2

12. #2

13. ??????

14.

15. #6

surely #9..............tread?

[pablo]

Originally Posted by faultytowers

11. #2

12. #2

13. ??????

14.

15. #6

So sorry Mike, for any redundance's....got a belly full of Chivas Bros...again!!

Your right on though...a lot of the same BS, get's old.


Pablo

[dogblower]

Dear Mr FT

11/3 and 6/3

Yours sincerely

DB

[faultytowers]

Originally Posted by dogblower

Dear Mr FT

11/3, 6/3

Yours
DB

10/3 good buddy !!!!

[dogblower]

I already knew that! Post something new.

[sundancekid]

#16:

Q: I was in Patong 4 years ago and met this beautiful sexy girl on a street with a lot of bars. It played loud music all night and had some sort of bell hanging from the ceiling. She was kind of short, and had long black hair, and a distinctive tattoo on her lower back. Cannot remember her name, but it was short like Ao or Ou or something. Does anyone know if she still works there, and if so how I can get in touch with her?

A: In fact, yes. And quite miraculously, she has now been cloned and can be found in the thousands on Bangla rd. and vicinity.

[Gecko]

Brilliant thread Faulty.

#12 Yes you must pay her even if she doesn't ask you for money (it doesn't mean She loves you!!)

Merry Christmas Mike.

HS

[visa2003]

16. Yes, you can have suits made in Patong ( try__________ Tailors)

17. Drink prices are ______Bt in beer bars, ________Bt in Go-gos and _______Bt in nightclubs.

18. The best food in Patong is to be found at ________ restaurant/ bar/ cafe/ food stall

19. If you ask the girls or the mamasan at beer bars or go-gos, you may find some that go with couples.

20. Yes you can get good quality Tattoos in patong. Try __________Tattoo



Can't think of any more just now!!!!

[seafox]

21)How much is the taxi from Phuket/Bangkok Airport to Patong/Pattaya?

22)How much are LD's?

23)I have __ weeks, should I go to (insert multiple destinations here)? What would you do?(of course I will not tell you what I am interests I have or what I am interested in doing)

24)Is the Buffalo/Mom/Dad/Daughter/Son/Thai Boyfriend really sick and should I send her money?

25)What does LOS/TGF/BF/LT/ST/GF mean?

26)What is the exchange rate of dollars/pounds/rubles/dinars/cowrie shells/shark's teeth/wampum/beads to the thai baht?

27)I am going to Phuket at(insert one of the busiest times of the year), should I book my hotel now or do a Simon(sleep on the beach)?

28)Condom or no condom?

[river]

N1 Ft 7/10.