Where Board Members Dare!! Into the belly of the Beast.

[The Fish]

Afternoon Chaps and Happy New Year,

Xmas eve I hooked up with a fine young filly who came down to Phuket to catch up with some BG mates who work on Soi Eric. After a couple of days we seem to going steady and as I have now become her said new boyfriend (or f*king idiot you decide) I got invited round to the lair where the rest of the BG's live for some traditional thai dinner.

As I walk up to the steps of the house and pop my head in the front door I could hear this voice alla David Attenborough in the back of my head saying;

"And.....we must really...be very quiet here..as we find two very fine rare specimen of BG........sound asleep after a hard nights hunting...in the vast..... bangla jungle".

Now I had visions of screams of horror coming down the corridors of the house and to find human remains in the rubbish bins, BG's walking in and out of each room in latex suits baring huge bullwhips but this wasn't to be.
It was 3 in the afternoon and they were all sparco and had bastard hangovers. Once my girlfriend gave them all a nudge, one by one they all burst into life and we got chatting.

No names will be mentioned here so as to protect the guilty but I found the girls to be interesting. 6 girls in all, one girl had two sponsors both accountants (she's not stupid) and another had a "Friend" coming in new year. The interesting thing was that they all just desperatly wanted to find Mr Right and settle down. When I asked why they didn't stay faithfull to their sponsors they said why should they. They too had all been burnt it seemed and thought most men were just plain b*llshitters. They had all heard nightmare stories of farangs promising the earth and then scr*wing them over, either by not moving to LOS and supporting them or just by going with other women. In particular, the farang boyfriends they had that lived in LOS all eventually ended up hopping on someone (and in some cases something) else.

They also told me there were certain farang they didn't like (not sure I should mention the countries), but the most liked was the English. Apparently we're not as heavy handed in bed and we treat women better. Mmmmnnn? (I think this was really for my own listening pleasure though). Interestingly enough they asked me why farang like Thailand so much. Choosing my words carefully under pressure and not saying the p*ssy, I said the weather was fantastic, the country is beautiful and the people are friendly (yeah...friendly my a*se). I also said that if we are going to support a thai girlfriend/wife, at least she'll be pretty unlike the battleaxes we have back home.

They all made me feel really welcome, cooked up a fine meal and gave me some of their beer. We laughed and joked and I have made some good friends. One thing I really respected was how they all looked after and how close they were with eachother. These girls are in most cases the only family they have.

tbc............................

The Fish


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[Crunch]

Originally Posted by The Fish

They also told me there were certain farang they didn't like (not sure I should mention the countries), but the most liked was the English. Apparently we're not as heavy handed in bed and we treat women better. Mmmmnnn? (I think this was really for my own listening pleasure though). Interestingly enough they asked me why farang like Thailand so much.

Last time i was over there, i was eating with the gf at a that spot opposite the C&N road, and there was a (i'll be polite) an obviously old campaigner of a BG, telling all the other much younger bg's with some authority, that english women were in fact "Perfect", apart from nearly choking to death on me grub laughing once i had that translated to me, it must seem strange us farangs go to LOS when we have those "perfect" ladies back home