Phuket

mikegb · #1 23-10-2002, 00:33

Hi all,

Richie was asking about good or bad stories with freelancers.
I dont know if I have told this story before but here goes.

One of the funniest things with a girl, was when I was on an island called Ko Tao.
It is a small, beautiful island, used by divers mainly, which is about a 2hr speedboat ride from Koh Samui.
There are about 700 inhabitants on the island, plus tourists.
Me and my friend couldnt be arsed to finish our diving course (too much like hard work to see a coloured fish or a poxy 'sea cucumber'), so we binned the course with 2 days to go. The bizzarre thing was that the instructor was a girl who grew up in England about 3 miles away from me !!!!
Anyway, me and my friend just chilled out on Ko Tao. We stayed at some beautiful beach side bungalows (brand new, still had polythene on the beds!), and the guy who was running the place said he could get us ANYTHING we wanted. We asked for a pizza covered in marijuana. 45minutes later, here is a pizza covered in weed. We were out of it in Paradise. It was brilliant. The next night me and my friend went to the weekly disco by the beach. It was about 3 miles from our bungalow. You had to go everywhere around the island by 4 x 4 jeep.
We had a great night, and one Thai girl was all over me like a rash. We arranged to ****, and when I wanted to go, which was about 2 hours before the close, she still wanted to dance. I told her it was up to her, but I was leaving. Me and my friend got in the back of a 4 x 4 jeep taxi and left the disco over REALLY bumpy lumpy ground. 30 seconds later I see this pissed up Thai girl follow me with her friend on a scooter. They followed us all the way to the bungalows. You had to walk the last half mile because there was no road, and to get to the bungalow was difficult also, but she wanted that 500 baht

When she caught up to me I told her I was tired and wanted to sleep!!! Solllyyyy :p If she had come when I said, it would have been the best 2.5 minutes of her life!!
They just turned around and went home. Bizzarre!!

Dirty Mike

richie007 · #2 23-10-2002, 19:51

Hi Mike

That`s what i like about you...................you`ve always got
some good stories to tell......but Mike you haven`t told us your REAL DIRTY story yet!!!!!!!!!

Come on!

jele · #3 29-10-2002, 20:37

Well, since this is about funny freelancers, we just can not have it without "Ms Lovehandle".. Most of u guys who've been to Phuket lately must have seen her in front of 7/11 at 3 am.. She is the old and ugly hag who's always totally pissed and tries to go with u.. (even if u've already got a girl next to u)

PS. I almost forgot to mention that she once kicked me and told e to **** off coz the night before my friend was taking the piss out of her and she thought it was me coz were both blond..

michel · #4 29-10-2002, 20:43

hehe, about old ugly ones, did u saw the one at the cambusa/sambuca bar in Soi Eric, i think she is in her late fourties already hehe

jele · #5 29-10-2002, 20:47

Ms. Lovehandle must be of that age too.. but then again its pretty hard to tell how old the "girls" are..

Nicke · #6 29-10-2002, 20:52

Jele,

I think I know who you are talking about, totally crazy lady, she often try to get customers at Soi Bangla at late night too.

One time I see her dragging down a handsome man to the street and both of them was laying on street while he laughed and laughed... noway he would go with her.

jele · #7 29-10-2002, 21:11

Yup nicke.. she is hilarious.. once a friend of mine who has a bar at soi easy, josephine's, was having a beer infront of 7/11 with us.. His girlfriend was there too right next to him.. Ms. Lovehandle comes up and tries to get my friend to come with her.. my friend points his gf and tells her that he's already got a lady.. Ms. Lovehandle tells him that she doesnt care.. she WILL go with him..

mikegb · #8 30-10-2002, 05:22

Have any of u seen the woman who sells the silver bangles and jewellry, and wears the black and white hill tribe outfit with the silly hat?
Take a look at her teeth.
It looks like she cleans them with shit.

Im dirty, but I wouldnt kiss that.

I would shag it though.

From behind

Dirty Mike