Phuket

mikegb · #1 26-10-2002, 07:08

Right everybody,

Lets get this scrap sorted out.

So far, there is me and Thai Traveller (thnx amigo). On 25th December, we will be sitting on the stripey deck chairs opposite McDonalds in Patong beach, drinking beer and kissing thai bar girls. Any rag heads who think they are hard enough (especially Mr Bin Laden), get your ass down there for bare knuckle fighting.
It's a one-on-one rumble, and the one left standing wins the ladies. All bar fines paid. Never mind fighting over oil, lets fight over *****es.
Rule 1.) Camels can NOT be traded for bar girls.

Rule 2.) Any women we fight for must be visible to everyone. Ragheads can NOT put up a prize of some fat, hairy stinking witch all dressed in black with a tiny slot where we can only see his/her eyes. You can not use this contest to get rid of the ugly women in your Harem.

Rule 3.) When/if you lose the contest, you SHALL NOT spend the next 3 weeks walking around Patong beating your head and crying. If you lose, then piss off back to Bedrock.

Ok. The contest is ready. Any more forum readers who want to join the fight against the Al Quaida, be on Patong beach on 25th December, opposite McDonlads.

Have fun

Dirty Mike

wizard · #2 26-10-2002, 15:11

You are a funny guy Mike!

PS: Did you see my post with the link to my pic from Rock Hard?

Blue Kangaroo · #3 26-10-2002, 17:25

Too Right Mike,

If I can make it to Phuket for Xmas I'll be on the beach with you.
I hope the Ragheads get there early 'cos I'll be too pissed by lunchtime, and end up fighting myself !

mikegb · #4 26-10-2002, 22:30

Hi Wizard, hi Blue Kangaroo.

Welcome to the forum Blue. I hope you find it a bit of light hearted fun. It helps to keep the dream alive in between visits to the promised land. I dont know if you have looked at much of the forum, but what everyone has been doing is putting photos from Patong/bargirls etc on the site.
The girls all get a score out of 10. If you have xxx rateds we swap them by private e-mail, 'cos Nicke the forum owner gets his bum smacked off a little Thai man (he likes that really!!) if there is too much bad language or porn on the site

If you have any photos, put them on. If you want to see a couple of xxx rateds, then put your e-mail on and I will send you a few.
How many times have you been to Patong?
Got any good shagging stories?

If I dont hear from you before, I will see you on Xmas day for the 'Raghead Rumble'

Hi Wizard. Yes I did see your photo. Did you see my photo when I was hot at work? You have my permission to download it, then print it out to keep the rats away from the garbage cans

I hope you shagged all those girls

When is your next tour of duty?

Take care.

Dirty Mike

Blue Kangaroo · #5 27-10-2002, 16:46

Hi Mike,

Yep the forum is fun - makes me laugh and remember the good times.
I've been to Patong quite a few times as I was living in Phuket / PPIsland for a while.
No photos though - didn't cross my mind to take snaps - too busy !!!!!!!!!!!No real stories just lots of fun.

e-mail - kerrie600@hotmail.com

be please to see your pics and rate them too !

I'm going to try and get to Patong for Xmas - If I do I'll see you on the beach

cheers mate

DREW · #6 28-10-2002, 02:35