Phuket

mikegb · #1 26-10-2002, 22:54

Ok...... it had to come sometime.

Here is where I got the name 'Dirty Mike', and is my dirtiest story so far (i have 4 weeks in Thailand coming soon, so it may change!!!).

Last xmas I was in Patong. I had met a ladyboy previous to xmas, had a great time with them, and they were coming to Patong to see me (see my money

). For your info, they have had the operation. Not a bad job. Looks real enough.
I was already with somebody and had to get rid of them for this one arriving. No problem.
They actually arrived on New Years Eve.
Now back in England, I had told one of my friends that on the stroke of Midnight in England, I would be getting my **** sucked in Thailand (7.am).
Here is what happened........

The ladyboy arrived at about 5.00pm New Years Eve. I met them at 9pm. I had got rid of the other one that morning.
When I spoke to the new one, they asked me if I had been with anyone. I said yes. They then began to tell me the persons name and all the details of the one I had just got rid of!!!!!
In 4 hrs of arriving, they had heard I was with someone else!!
She was angry. 'Why do you let me come all this way if you want to **** others ' she asked.
The atmosphere was very icy. We should have been having fun, but we weren't.
I suggested we go back to my room to smoke some Ya bah. That was a good idea.
We started getting steamy, and the stuff really kicked in well.
We were as horny as anything!!!!
She started to suck me slowly and gently. I was rock hard. Then, without me asking them, she slid her tongue down my balls and straight into my ass hole:p :p :p :p :p It was incredible!!!! I raised my arms slowly into the air and stared at the ceiling. I happened to glance at my watch. It was exactly 7.00 am. That meant it was exactly midnight in England. I burst out laughing because I thought of my friend, thinking of me.
Anyway, we were off it with this Ya bah, and I then spent the next 5 HOURS!!!!!! licking the ladyboys fanny!!! When I had finished, my tongue was cut to pieces

Now THAT is dirty. I could hardly speak for 3 days!!!.
Anyone else got anything dirtier?

richie007 · #2 26-10-2002, 23:48

Great story Mike...........you didn`t let us down.

I`m expecting some very dirty stories after you come back from your next tour of duty you lucky bastard.

mikegb · #3 27-10-2002, 06:12

Hi,

When I got home, I went to the clinic to get checked out. They said I had gonorrhea of the throat. How? I can only think I must have caught it when my Aunty kissed me goodbye before I went on holiday to Thailand

My Aunty is a dirty dirty *****

Dirty Mike

richie007 · #4 27-10-2002, 11:24

Gonnerhea of the throat!!!!!

I didn`t think that would be possible to catch..........well in your throat anyway!!

mikegb · #5 27-10-2002, 15:29

I week of tablets soon cured that. Supposedly Gonorrhea and Syphillis are on the increase. Never mind

I had all the tests when I came back last time and I was squeaky clean, and boy did I do some dirty shagging

Take care,

Dirty Mike

DREW · #6 27-10-2002, 20:07

Mike

You got any pictures of your Aunty?

mikegb · #7 27-10-2002, 23:11

Hi Drew,

If you give me your e-mail address I promise I will send you a photo of my aunty. It is worth it

Dirty Mike