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Old 20-04-2004, 20:15
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Things are not all ways what they seem

Hi all,

I recieved this little story as an e-mail and felt it could be related to LOS and the illusions that we can find ourselves in.

Hope you find it interesting.


Two traveling angels

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.
The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.

Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.
As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.

When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem."

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears.
Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.

The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen?

The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused.
The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied.

"When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."

"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife.

I gave him the cow instead.

Things aren't always what they seem."


Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should, or the way you want.
If you have faith, you just need to trust that every out come is always to your advantage.

You just might not know it until some time later....



Any thoughts or other stories out there?
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Old 21-04-2004, 02:27
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Hi MiniMaker,

They are good pearls of wisdom. Nice story.

I once took a beautiful freelancer from TaiPan disco in Patong.
We danced all night, had drinks, laughed and joked until closing time.
I asked if they wanted to spend the night in my room.
They said OK.

We were both a little drunk, but both very horny.

When we got back to the room, she undid my pants and started to suck me.

she pushed me onto the bed, slid her soft silk knickers from under her dress, and climbed on top of me in the 69 position.

A large pink magic wand poked me in the eye, and two hairy angels came to rest on the bridge of my nose....

Things are not always as they seem.......... :p
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Old 21-04-2004, 12:55
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can not stop laughing!!

I am new to this site, but I will say one thing. Dirty Mike and his stories are worth their weight in gold. I could not stop laughing about the pink wand and the two hairly angels. Will surely be a story I will tell over and over again on a night out on the piss with the boys.
Keep it up Mike, You certainly haved gained one more supporter!!

Cheers.
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Old 21-04-2004, 13:24
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Funny yes, but a bit gross as well!
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Old 21-04-2004, 14:54
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That's not gross, especially for Mike ! Anyway he was probably more upset about the fact it was bigger than his !
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funny yes...........gross yes............
but thats mikee..........
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My Dirt Mike story

I walking along bangla and turn into Soi Eric and I see a friend named Guy (from Norway) he's been hanging in Patong for the last month. He's with this guy and they are exchanging money I jokingly say to Guy if your handing out money I'll take some and the guy with him says "Only if you get on your knees and give me a blow job" I said you must be Dirty Mike and he was! We had some drinks and went to the Katoey soi (surprise) where Mike had his little cutie waiting.
It was funny that from reading his posts I knew this nasty man was Mike.

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Absolutley true!

Hi Robert!

I was going to write this exact story last night but forgot

It was incredible like Robert says, but, its a normal response. If a stranger asks me for money, they have to suck me off first :p

Maybe I am getting a bit too well known in Patong.......

I might start attracting the gay boys
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