Dirty Mike & Honolulu Jimmy Boom terrorists

Now this is to be warned about.....forget the towel headed bed wetting solo wanking wimps! What the Mai Thai Ladies really have to be worried about is Dirty Mike the first half of November and the second half they get Honolulu Jimmy....Ring the Bell, Boom the Boom....forget about the Patong Carnival......
November will be a month to remember (or forget)...
I see some new Mai Thai Hotties on the Web cam....too bad they will be tired and sore after the fearless Dirty Mike attacks the heard.....

I hear the the drums and the charge will begin soon....

Charge ole boys of Boom ....The heard is Ready!
Any other board Boomers on Duty for the Months of November or
December! Shout and be counted.....Warn they the Mai Thai Heard of Hotties that Nickes army of Boom Miesters is buckled up and headed in for a full shift!

Boom Boom Boom, Double Boom in My Room!

[mikegb]

Hi HJ,

Yes, the girlies in the bar had better be worried. Tomorrow I officially stop wanking, to let the Magumba Tanks fill to the brim. 7 days later, and I am in the Promised Land!! The first poor girl I go with will end up looking as if she has had a bucket of glue tossed over her.

The pharmacist next to my Hotel will be thanking Buddha that I arrived on the 'Big Bird' from England, because I am going to buy all her stock of Viagra. Then the fun begins

The girls may end up sore, but I will say this - If ever I wanted a quality pair of shoes, I would like them to be made from Thai Bar Girls Piss Flaps. That stuff is stronger than ANY leather you will ever see. Even buffalo hide!!

Nicke, send the message out. I want to do 10 girls in 1 day. If all your ladies want to, I will give them 1,000 baht each for 1 hour. They can come to my 'loom' one after another, or preferably 2 at a time

By the time I go back to England I think I will be half the size I am now

Dirty, Dirty Mike

p.s. The condition of 1,000 baht for 1 hour, is that I want a photograph of EVERY one I go with