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18-07-2007, 07:15
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Mr. D?
Where oh where did Denver go?
And how are the guppies? Has he disappeared into the wilds of Kamala never to be seen again? Has he spilled an excessive amount of Rosso on his keyboard and it finally gave up the ghost? Did he get pulled off of the fishing boat by a genetically altered guppy and get eaten by a knobby? Has the laundry service refused to wash his thongs and now he has nothing to wear so he can't go out? Hope you are well D.
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18-07-2007, 07:34
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Or did he get more hump than a herd of camels and take his ball home for a sulk ??
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18-07-2007, 09:38
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Gosh so many questions and not enough time.
But for those (as Seafox) that are also really keen on country music then John's alive and well and playing in Wako, Monday thru Thursday this week at the OK Coral Shootout Bar!!
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18-07-2007, 22:25
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Must admit this is my first time on the forum for quite a while.
I haven't fallen out with it....BUT did get a bit fed up of it if I am being honest with everyone! There, said it! There was a lot of petty sniping and unsubtle digs at certain people and I thought boll0cks to that, I can't be ar5ed with it. Sooo dropped off for a month or so. I also felt I was kind of living my life through the forum which is a bit sad IMHO. I guess I used the forum as a means to and end, i.e. getting out here long term and actually making a go of it (Thanks to Dodger who I got to know through this forum for his great help in that) Well, I'm here now and I'm certainly not going to sit on a forum all day or night when Phuket is now on my door step....Phuket IS my doorstep! When I was in Iraq with gallons of time on my hands then yes, I spent way too much time on here, probably posting a load of cr4p. I have spent alot of time getting out there and having a look around some of the less 'obvious' places and generally just having a great time and living my life. It's great to go up to Surin, park the bike and have the beach almost to yourself in the low season. I still have laundry runs, shopping, bills to pay as you would in any country. I am also following up a few other opportunities for possible work in contries around here. I'll jump on here now and again and if I have something to say or can help someone with a question then I'll try. Anyway, sorry if that's a bit downbeat from my usual self but as per the advice Dodger gave me "Set yourself three things to do or achieve in a day and try and do them!" Today, it was drive over the hills (via Kata) to Chalong, have a massage at the Chaidee at Patong Villa and have a breakfast at 4 o'clock in the afternoon at Faulties and then back to Kamalalalala and I did it! Time for a midnight bacon butty (Sod the diet) A couple of tins of Tiger, watch a bit of UBC and work on three things to do tomorrow! Sorted, life is good. Catch up with you all soon. D
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18-07-2007, 22:38
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Hi Denver, Glad to hear that all is well. Keep up the good work. Hope you continue your success at finding 3 things to do each day. Well D, you should start a daily blog on your list of 3 things to do each day. You could call it "My Daily Threesome" or "Menage a Trois".55555555555555 And as for 3 things to do each day, why do all of my lists always have only 3 ladies names on them and nothing else? Take care of yourself, and the guppies, and hope you and Dodger actually catch something other than a minnow one of these days. Chris
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18-07-2007, 23:12
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Great to see you back on the forum Denver, even if its only now and then.
I know what you mean about spending too much time here, and backing off for a bit is a good idea. Whatever you are up to, enjoy, and take care. Dawsey
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19-07-2007, 01:24
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What's the news with the "Mean Machine" , did you end up buying it ?????
First time I saw you on it (at Faulty's) , you got the nickname "Captain Cannonball" because of your ergonomically designed crash helmet !!!! 
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19-07-2007, 09:20
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Can I start petty sniping and unsubtle digs?? Pwease.. Pwetty pweese !!
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19-07-2007, 09:30
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only if you've done 3 things today....... 
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 ....but of course I was verey verey draaank at the taaame!!!
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19-07-2007, 09:31
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Never stopped you before has it! Just be quick coz I'm going back to bed.............Ya Bast! Going back to bed is the first thing!
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19-07-2007, 09:53
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Sitting around in your underwear, eating bacon sarnies, going back to bed.. Does NOT qualify as 3 things !!!
And as for this 'Phuket on my doorstep, not got time for you lot' comments.. Dodge tells me you only come out of the bunker every 3rd day !!
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19-07-2007, 09:54
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That was going to be 2 of them !!
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19-07-2007, 10:11
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A. I am not wearing any underwear, too early for underwear and it chaffs! B. Ran out of bacon, had these cheese and bacon sausage things and they were very nice thanks with a bit of brown sauce on 'em. Toasted bread, smattering of marg and some S&P...........Delish. C. I'm typing this from bed, so technically never left it. On the third day I will find your bunker and pee in your pool. D
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19-07-2007, 10:20
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1)Wake up 2)Eat 3)go back to bed 3 things for the day, seems like a tough life. Maybe tomorrow you will have a glass of Rosso, and that will be 4 things for that day so you only have to do 2 things the next day. And remember to count peeing in LIL's pool as something that you did also
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice. Last edited by seafox : 19-07-2007 at 10:23.
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19-07-2007, 10:22
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Fall down in shock!!!!!!!!!
D man its only 10.16 AM!!! not been to sleep yet? Well thats got my morning sorted, I'll go for a quick shower, pop over and we can make the first thing for the day sorting out a nice little brewster, you know it makes sense now that youv'e figured out how to work the new fangled super speedy perculator thingy, hmmm is that the smell of freshly brewed arabica fully fledged roastees aromatically filling my nostrils?????? Hope so or maybe its to do with my grundies!!
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19-07-2007, 10:24
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I want to know also but he hasn't responded to my enquiries about them either.
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19-07-2007, 10:37
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Kettles there Dodge, can't work the coffee thingie as there are too many bloody slidey out door squidgers and I didn't wash it out from the last time about a month ago! I'll chip out the coffee bits later.
Dodger killed all the Guppsters! There, said it. BUT..........He did go to the Guppy market and saw Guppy lady and bought me ten more fine spe***ens of the Guppy breed...............I killed those..........Well, all apart from one, the black one..........He's fine and living in Guppy heaven eating the food of ten.........Bit like me really! It's bloody raining again! Tch! Have to cancel item one then.........Going for a swim! 1035 and time to feed the Guppster, keep fingers well back, he's not eaten for seven hours............Dangerous! Kettles filled Dodge, I'll have to find some underpants, think I kicked some under the sofa while Teds missus took some pictures from the balcony last night! Felt the urge to go 'Au Natural' as you do! Where do I plug the kettle in?
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19-07-2007, 18:23
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good to hear from you again Denver even if we dont get to read your extreamly funny comments as often..........you are a very clever man........even if you cant find yer underpants......555555555
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21-07-2007, 04:21
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Good to hear that reports of your demise have been greatly exaggerated.
 I'll try to be more subtle in the future. Mea culpa, mea culpa!! 
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21-07-2007, 15:33
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