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Originally Posted by Mav
l must admit l don't think l would like to be follically challenged.
Thus my heart goes out to Nels & Peterhol
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Follically challenged? Relax. Look at the trend that's happening. Hundreds of thousands of guys
shaving their heads just to be like us. If you're losing it, set it free! If it comes back it was only a bad haircut, but if it doesn't come back then lay out $200 a month for some magic solution you have to keep buying or the hair that's there will fall out!
If you are losing it, set it free. Say goodbye and get on with it or you could end up like those dreamers who think no one notices. You know, the ones who culture a 3 foot strand and painstakingly curl it in ever decreasing circles to wishfully resemble a head of hair. Then the wind catches it! You're only embarrassing yourself and your loved ones - that is if they haven't left you already.
Then there's the hair impaired. Having too much hair - all leaves, no fruit. All show and no use. If growing back my hair will turn me into Greg Matthews in that ‘HAIR' replacement ad, then forget it, "YA YA!"
What is it like to be bald?
Obvious:
We save lots of money on shampoo.
Less hair, more head!
"Let your hair down". I did that once but forgot where I left it!
It's a solar panel for a sex machine!
Advantages:
We know we're a-head.
We can tell we're a-head.
We get a-head.
We're always a-head.
Don't need to waste valuable time and money getting haircuts.
Don't remember how to operate a blow dryer.
We're good at saving face because there's more of it!
We only have one split end!
Extra time in the shower- no hair to wash!
Comb your head with a face cloth.
Disadvantages:
Can never decide what color to paint it at Easter.
Two baldies get together and they make an ass outta themselves
We don't have bad hair days, we have NO hair days.
Hate it when hair falls in your eyes
Haircuts? The barber charges me a finders fee!
Sunburn way too easy.
Freeze without a hat in the winter
The only combing we do is on the beach.
Causes
Too many U-turns under the sheets
It's reversed growth syndrome. Hair has turned inside out and is now coming out of my face, ears, nose, chest…anywhere but the top of my head.
Cure:
Could always get tattoos of rabbits on your head, and from a distance it looks like hares!
Cut holes in your pockets so you can run your fingers through your hair.
Head for home.
Retorts:
I may be bald, but you're ugly and I can wear a hat!
Bald men are sexier- We have other uses for the hormones usually allocated for growing hair.
Get a haircut!
Some Famous Heads
Kojak
Sinead O'Connor
Paul Sheaffer
Dwayne Francks
Peter Garrett
Master Chang & Grasshopper
Sean Connery
Bruce Willis
Woody Harrelson
Bull Allen- "All Black"
Hair Impaired:
Winston Peters
Entire cast of Melrose Place and Beverly Hills 90210
Richard Lewis
Good Company
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Be proud. Be bald and get a head!