Phuket

Geir · #1 06-06-2004, 01:57

Hi bastards!
Im wondering if im the only one that been missing a tread for men with breasts. I dont meen a tread for ladyboys, but a just a tread for us overwighted fat bastards that developed female breasts based on pure fat. For me, I am supposed to use a breastholder in size 95D, but as Im too shy to go to a lingerieshop Im covering myself with overdimmensioned T-shirts.
I know for shure that manny of you bastards have the same problem as me, and thats the way I want a tread for us self-ironic breast-beauties to union our interests.

butterflyblonde · #2 06-06-2004, 02:11

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Originally Posted by Geir

Hi bastards!
Im wondering if im the only one that been missing a tread for men with breasts. I dont meen a tread for ladyboys, but a just a tread for us overwighted fat bastards that developed female breasts based on pure fat. For me, I am supposed to use a breastholder in size 95D, but as Im too shy to go to a lingerieshop Im covering myself with overdimmensioned T-shirts.
I know for shure that manny of you bastards have the same problem as me, and thats the way I want a tread for us self-ironic breast-beauties to union our interests.

Hi Bastard,
As i get older i find it harder to fight the weight off , im now the proud owner of a 34b cup , Mike has already informed me thats the size he likes , so i had better be careful next time in Soi Katoey

Geir · #3 06-06-2004, 02:36

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Originally Posted by butterflyblonde

Hi Bastard,
As i get older i find it harder to fight the weight off , im now the proud owner of a 34b cup , Mike has already informed me thats the size he likes , so i had better be careful next time in Soi Katoey

Yes, I think the bouth of us are in the target-zone for Mike, but he told me that he only sleep with people that got smaller penis than him. So to be shure, I allways put an exstra sosiage in my pens before I go out drinking.

mikegb · #4 07-06-2004, 00:18

Hi Bastard,

I know all about the extra sausage you put in your pants. The difference is, that YOU put the sausage in the BACK of your pants, not the front

IRISH JONNY · #5 07-06-2004, 14:16

Hi Geir-mikee..
As Ye Know I Am A Lean, Mean Fcuking Machine So I Dont Have To Worry About Sagging Boobies For Awhile..........
Jonny

mikegb · #6 07-06-2004, 23:18

Hi IJ,

You are lucky for another reason Jonny. You dont have to worry about getting grey hair

IRISH JONNY · #7 07-06-2004, 23:32

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Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi IJ,

You are lucky for another reason Jonny. You dont have to worry about getting grey hair

THATS TRUE MIKEE............
WHAT I SAVE ON SHAMPOO....I SPEND ON BGs.............
JONNY

Bafana · #8 08-06-2004, 07:01

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Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

THATS TRUE MIKEE............
WHAT I SAVE ON SHAMPOO....I SPEND ON BGs.............
JONNY

Plus not needing to use shampoo's saves you from some of Mike's more dastardly tricks

Paddy · #9 08-06-2004, 13:35

Maybe we should invent a bra specially for fat blokes. We could call it the BRO.

Geir · #10 08-06-2004, 19:48

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Originally Posted by Paddy

Maybe we should invent a bra specially for fat blokes. We could call it the BRO.

good idea.

magnusvv · #11 08-06-2004, 23:22

You know....I have clicked on this thread twice in the past couple days and each time I was expecting something else

Bafana · #12 08-06-2004, 23:46

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Originally Posted by magnusvv

You know....I have clicked on this thread twice in the past couple days and each time I was expecting something else

Just for u buddy...

Don't know her name (I seem to have a lot of that problem) - She works at the bar next to the MTB...

river · #13 09-06-2004, 10:32

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Originally Posted by Bafana

Just for u buddy...

Don't know her name (I seem to have a lot of that problem) - She works at the bar next to the MTB...

Onaturaal if I remember.

Good work Bafana.

chris22 · #14 09-06-2004, 22:22

check the bangers on this chik out not natrual but still nice capt kirk bar forgot her name........................

finneus28 · #15 10-06-2004, 09:57

If that really is a chick then she is an anomally in Phuket,
those breats are fantastic. You sure that's not a ladyboy?

Bafana · #16 10-06-2004, 13:15

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Originally Posted by finneus28

If that really is a chick then she is an anomally in Phuket,
those breats are fantastic. You sure that's not a ladyboy?

Shes defintely a girl

Most of the BG's at Kirks have been silcon enhanced for extra driving comfort lah...

geespot · #17 10-06-2004, 15:41

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Originally Posted by chris22

check the bangers on this chik out not natrual but still nice capt kirk bar forgot her name........................

Yep silicon bangers and a 10bat chain round the neck!! She has serious income from somewhere!!!!!

Bafana · #18 10-06-2004, 16:24

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Originally Posted by geespot

Yep silicon bangers and a 10bat chain round the neck!! She has serious income from somewhere!!!!!

LOL G

Don't worry by the time she reaches her late 30's she'll look like a TG BG version of Mimi from the Drew Carey Show - Speaking of which if your ever in the Blue Banana in the Basement of Orchard Towers, Singapore you can get a sneak preview of what just exactly that looks like from the Mama San...

geespot · #19 10-06-2004, 17:38

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Originally Posted by Bafana

LOL G

Don't worry by the time she reaches her late 30's she'll look like a TG BG version of Mimi from the Drew Carey Show - Speaking of which if your ever in the Blue Banana in the Basement of Orchard Towers, Singapore you can get a sneak preview of what just exactly that looks like from the Mama San...

fcuk bafana I though she was in her late 30's
Have you ever felt the weight of a 5 bat chain? I tell you a 10 bat is enough to give you a hump, maybe that explains the 2 big bangers, 2x5 bat chains give you 2 big bangers

Dont advertise this every BG in Patong will be looking for us suckers to buy them 10 bat chains in the knowledge they get 2 big bangers as a bonus

G

Bafana · #20 10-06-2004, 20:22

G

I was gonna say late 40's but I wanted to be nice in case any of the other BM's still have a things for her