I just got home from the bar and jumped online. Oli (Iltis) sends me a message saying hello..blah...blah...blah.
Then we start chatting and the conversation goes like this:
Oli - "hey trent, I'm having a few Jagerbombs and I'm pissed".
Me - "who are you drinking with Oli?"
Oli - "All alone but with my family, it's Christmas and all my friends are away so I'm going to drink here"
Oli - "It reminds me of Thailand"
I was laughing so hard but at the same time, I'm afraid of what else is going on now. The door bell rang and he said his "friend" has arrived.
Oli, for the love of God, don't be calling up the Swiss Ladyboys for a "massage" in the afternoon.
I'm not sure if it's a little too many jagerbombs, or too much snuff, but either way Oli...... you seem a little light in the loafers! 5555555
Enjoy your Christmas mate! What package are you unwrapping now
