Multi-Purpose Thread.

[faultytowers]

I've dug out a post I made at this time last year , it may save some time when opening up the "Todays posts" link .

Because I'm a lazy bAstard , and will probably be too drunk on holiday to do much posting , I thought I'd just use one thread to cover all the "standard" posts.



1. - Hello and welcome to the (board/forum/madhouse).

2. - Please use (the search button/Google/your fcukin' brains).

3. - Nice pics , please (post more/delete/send them to me coz I'm too lazy to look for any).

4. - ST price is (insert any number you can think of !!!).

5. - LT price is ( double the first number you thought of !!!!!!).

6. - Yes s(he) is / No s(he) isn't / Who gives a fcuk !!!!.

7. - Happy (Birthday/Christmas/New Year/ Bar mitzva).

8. - Congratulations on your ( 1 , 100 , 1000 , 100000000000000th) post.

9. - Please use (spell checker / paragraphs /crayons).

10. -You are a (good guy/troll/fcukin' moron).

11. - Is this thread (real / a joke / posted while p!ssed).



Think that covers the main ones and will keep my post count down a bit , feel free to add any others you can think of.

This will also save space on the board , instead of a long winded answer you can just post the relevent /appropriate/lowest number(s).

PS. Please note Post # 7 , it'll save us having "The Twelve Threads of Christmas"

[Mav]

If l wasn't sick of Christmas already.....seeing 8 threads already wishing Merry feckin Christmas to everyone has led me to give Crusty a pat on the back and say he's the only one that has got it correct.

[easyrider_au]

12.....BASH THE HASH

[IRISH JONNY]

Grumpy Bastards .the Lot Of Ye !!!!!!!!!!!

[Dodger]

Wow anyone would think Christmas came around every year!!!

What??? it does????

What a great idea!!! whoever thought of that, presents, drinks with friends, great food, lots of threads started wishing everyone happy christmas.......................I love it, hope they do it again next year and your not tricking me!!!!

[dogblower]

Sorry to be the one to break the news Dodger, but not everyone believes in Santa ....

[floppy]

your a grumpy bugger ..happy xmas Mike 55

[dawsey]

All Christmas wishes posts are is this one thread now.

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/ge...-new-year.html

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by dawsey

All Christmas wishes posts are is this one thread now.

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/ge...tml#post420524

That is a dead-end link Rodger:
I think this is the correct one: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

[wolfphantom]

Originally Posted by dogblower

Sorry to be the one to break the news Dodger, but not everyone believes in Santa ....

this ones
FOR MAV

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by MrDK

That is a dead-end link Rodger:
I think this is the correct one: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Correct Lars. I will amend my link

[Slow]

Everyone is ordered a miserable F***ing Holiday until I can get there to enjoy it with you. May your beer be flat and the girl get knocked up. Now get to it!