Phuket

marc26 · #1 06-07-2004, 23:39

I saw this thread on another board, and it was really funny, hearing some of the things that a thai girl mispronounces or the phrases they same. Like my tg always says "her boss in the bar", and one time she was talking about her landlord and she called her "her boss in the room". I thought that was very funny. Id like to hear some of the funny things you guys have heard

tomyam · #2 07-07-2004, 00:12

I sink you velly velly bullsh*t man
I not old lady , I medium lady

tomyam · #3 07-07-2004, 00:23

Up to me , I big boss , you small boss.

marc26 · #4 07-07-2004, 00:35

I was lying around in the hotel and I was trying to tell my tg what she did. I said "you go"" meaning i was showing her what she just did, and she got all upset because she thought i was kicking her out of the room!! Which i thought was hilarious because we were having a great time, and she would all of a sudden think i was telling her to leave

beped2 · #5 07-07-2004, 02:00

A late night conversation in Phuket between me and a lovely lady (my first trip, so I did not catch the lingo...)
"We mally tomollow?"
"What?"
"We mally tomollow?"
"What, I do not understand?"
"We go marrly tomollow?"

mikegb · #6 07-07-2004, 02:28

Hi,

When I am sick of the usual questions in a bar, I like to mess with the girls. Try this one next time you are out, or Jonny, try it tonight and tell us how it works.

When the girl asks you your name -

"What your name?"

Just tell her - "Rupert".

You will piss yourself listening to them trying to say your new name.

sting · #7 07-07-2004, 02:47

a girl want me to by a cd

it took me 18 days to understand what artist
she whas looking for.

it whas Britney Spears and she whas in big truble
trying to pronounce it

domifletch · #8 07-07-2004, 04:29

I heard a BG to speak about a yellow man, thinking she was speaking about other Asian people. Now I know that yellow man means German

But it's easy to laugh of them. When we try to say one or two words in Thai, they dont understand most of the time (I dont speak about cho di khap, kop koen khap, etc... ) I tried some sentence of "Thai for Lovers" ... not easy and when I was right, I forgot how to pronouce it after a few minutes.
They must laugh of us too

JayBee · #9 07-07-2004, 12:44

So there I was past 2:00 A.M. on the sidewalk coming out of Soi Katoey with my beat-the-bar-fine little cutey on my arm, when she turns to me and asks, " How much you pay me?" I figure she is just being sure I know the routine, and I reply, "a thousand Baht", whereupon she commences swinging at me furiously, both fists flailing away. If looks could kill I'd be a dead man, but fortunately, she punched like the petite little thing she is, and my six-inch or better reach advantage prevented any damage, but she wouldn't give up, so I picked her up, set her down on a barstool just off the curb, and gave her a little talking to, finishing up with, "Now I 'm going to walk away, you stay there." And she did. For a long time I was puzzled with what had set her off like that. No way was she a 2000 Baht girl, and even if she was she could have just asked for more, like any normal BG.
I reckoned she was just crazy cause I didn't do or say anything out of line. It was several months later, back in US in Thai class, when we were reviewing a vocabulary list that it suddenly all made sense.

When I said, "a thousand Baht," what she apparently heard was "ja ow suun Baht" meaning "You will get zero Baht."

marc26 · #10 07-07-2004, 18:39

Jaybee,
It seems you meet some voiltiale bg's. You've had a few problems, maybe you just attract them. Oh, and by no means am I making fun of these girls in what they know and do not know, because they speak alot more english than i speak thai, I just think its cute sometimes what they say, or mispronounce

butterflyblonde · #11 07-07-2004, 20:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi,

When I am sick of the usual questions in a bar, I like to mess with the girls. Try this one next time you are out, or Jonny, try it tonight and tell us how it works.

When the girl asks you your name -

"What your name?"

Just tell her - "Rupert".

You will piss yourself listening to them trying to say your new name.

Roberto is another good one

steven eleven · #12 07-07-2004, 23:34

When I arrived in my room and we were lying totaly naked on the bed, my Tgf said to me "I'm getting led". To be honest her English was very good, so I was thinking she was talking about "getting laid", so I replied "just wait a few moments and then you will get laid". She's replied" no no I get led". I said: "wow you are a horny girl".

But then I finally noticed that she was pointing at her arms and that she was getting red spots, and she told me she had a bit of an allergic reaction because of the alcohol we had earlier that night. Hilarious...

Geir · #13 08-07-2004, 03:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikegb

Hi,

When I am sick of the usual questions in a bar, I like to mess with the girls. Try this one next time you are out, or Jonny, try it tonight and tell us how it works.

When the girl asks you your name -

"What your name?"

Just tell her - "Rupert".

You will piss yourself listening to them trying to say your new name.

Well, I just tell them my own name,Geir..... But after staying in Los for a while I was thinking about changing my name. Its hard to be called "gay" as soon as you introduse yourself to a Bg

I tell them, "Im not gay, Im Geir", but I guess Im domed to bee called homosexuall in Los.

I dont think a coupple of tours to the darkside quallifices me to be gay, ha,ha.

chanook · #14 08-07-2004, 06:31

[quote=domifletch]I heard a BG to speak about a yellow man, thinking she was speaking about other Asian people. Now I know that yellow man means German

Whilst lying there discussing matters of male anatomy and how it was sometimes a bit big for the small Thai BG frame, the BG i was with told me how her friend really liked to go with 'Chocolate man' - as they were nice to girls but a bit too painful! Sounded really funny and natural the way she came out with it.

Swishtz · #15 08-07-2004, 16:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by marc26

I saw this thread on another board, and it was really funny, hearing some of the things that a thai girl mispronounces or the phrases they same. Like my tg always says "her boss in the bar", and one time she was talking about her landlord and she called her "her boss in the room". I thought that was very funny. Id like to hear some of the funny things you guys have heard

"I have Mickey Mouse in my room make dirty" - translates as There's a mouse in my room that has shat everywhere.

Paddy · #16 08-07-2004, 17:19

I had a Chinese girlfriend till recently. We'd been going out for a year or so but now she's had to go back home ('brother speak go back Beijing, momma poppa sick, have pen'). Her English wasn't too bad except when she got a bit excited or flustered. Then it used to crack me up, which usually made her laugh too but sometimes annoyed her ('you don't speak, ok? you no velly funny me!'). One time we were in the car and we pulled up outside a shop.
She says 'go down?'
I say 'get out'.
She narrows her eyes. 'What get out? Why you tell me get out?'
I say 'you don't say go down, you say get out."
She gets all indignant. 'I know! I know! I get out! I go down! Is same same!'
As she's getting out, she shakes her head sadly. 'Oh my God,' she says, 'you so stupid'.

ub2yoo · #17 24-11-2007, 04:24

Digged out Paulies old thread to share a funny conversation I had today with my better half.

I'm working all morning and afternoon in the study room and have not much time for her. She's wandering a bit around the garden, does some stuff here and there, goes to the couch and sleeps. She get's up, eats some fruit and goes back to sleep. At one point I pass the living room and asked her:

"Hey, you're still sleeping baby?"
"Yes, my husband's is too busy"
"Well, do you have no life besides that of your husband's"

And then she fires out very quickly: "Yes, that's why I'm sleeping!":-)

I had to think about that answer for a moment, but I found it dead funny, makes quite a lot of sense in terms of Thai logic.

dennisinkamala · #18 24-11-2007, 04:40

Sh1t Uny, you are a lost cause!!

She got ya good style!!

Love to meet that woman for a verbal joust!!

Austarman · #19 24-11-2007, 10:07

There has been so many funny things said by bargirls that have made me laugh over the last few years.
One of the funniest ones was when one BG said after a big new years eve at the Reggae pub in Samui.
"Oi you kaput me soon, honey why you always dlive like snake"

marc26 · #20 24-11-2007, 10:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by ub2yoo

Digged out Paulies old thread to share a funny conversation I had today with my better half.

I'm working all morning and afternoon in the study room and have not much time for her. She's wandering a bit around the garden, does some stuff here and there, goes to the couch and sleeps. She get's up, eats some fruit and goes back to sleep. At one point I pass the living room and asked her:

"Hey, you're still sleeping baby?"
"Yes, my husband's is too busy"
"Well, do you have no life besides that of your husband's"

And then she fires out very quickly: "Yes, that's why I'm sleeping!":-)

I had to think about that answer for a moment, but I found it dead funny, makes quite a lot of sense in terms of Thai logic.

when i am LOS, i spend a lot of time at that internet cafe
my gf calls it my "mia noi"

Soupdragon · #21 24-11-2007, 12:31

Whilst discussing the virtues of honesty with a BG (what was I thinking) she came out with "But if I do something but not tell you then I not lying". She wins.

Nanook · #22 24-11-2007, 19:07

Mine always says: "why not" if she means "why. Very confusing änd in the beginning I would react and explain why I did something. Now I know and it makes life much more easy.

Also what I think is funny, is that when she speaks or asks about my own daughter, she always says: "my daughter you".

ub2yoo · #23 24-11-2007, 23:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nanook

... when she speaks or asks about my own daughter, she always says: "my daughter you".

Sweet:-) and it makes sense as well.

Gotta say, I love hearing this, but on the other site it's good to see progress when it's not "she friend" but "her friend" now, you can't be selfish for too long, even though one likes it.

We're still working on the key house and card phone though.

Talking about english lessons, I hardly see my wife angry, but a couple of weeks back she came home and was furious about her english teacher.
They had to practise how to give directions when asked on the street and had to use a map of New York, showing blocks and avenues, first and second streets etc.

The complete class didn't get it and the teacher started to lose patience and raised her voice quite loudly. This triggered my wife barking back: "How can you ask us, we never have been to New York" :-)

Yeah, rightio 5555

ototto · #24 24-11-2007, 23:50

Farang: " what is your name?"
BG : "1000 Baht all night"