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25-01-2008, 17:17
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What Type of Shop ?
Following on from another thread.......if you thought of opening a shop in Bangla Rd.......what would it be?
Just have to read my Sig for my choice.......but we also would have a Western Union facility in it as well.....just to give our customers the "Before and After" scenario.....l believe in honest business practises....that's why Alfie was shown the door.  .
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25-01-2008, 17:28
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i would open a snuff shop... people could snuff as much as they like in there...555
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25-01-2008, 17:38
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An excuse shop. Inventing excuses (or alibis) and helping customers in using them (telephone from job, local doctor, local authorities...).
Must be a big amount of customers interested in a good excuse to cheat their wife/GF for a ST in Phuket.
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25-01-2008, 17:55
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A shop specializing in disguises..
False beards and mustaches.. Wigs and dark glasses. Capes and outfits. So that if you want to butterfly your girl and her friends don’t recognize you and cause a scene….
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25-01-2008, 18:32
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5555555555 Like this one Captain.......l coulda used it in Patts last year. 
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25-01-2008, 18:43
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i would open a tailors shop,never seen one of those around yet .could make a financial killing by being the first,innit.
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25-01-2008, 18:48
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Soi Crawling Tour Guide Shop
Now l wonder who could be on the staff there ?
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25-01-2008, 18:55
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25-01-2008, 20:15
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Botox shop.
The older tg's could come in daily for an injection. It would be more addictive than crack. (The older Farang men could come too. No offence K2!) Id be a billionare I tell you, a billionare. Whhohahahahahahhahahaha. Well until the THais start one up at a cheaper cost/burn my shop down.
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25-01-2008, 20:33
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555555555555 Every good plan has a full proof escape plan. Not so sure that one is full proof though. 
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25-01-2008, 20:42
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How is up for doing some finanical backing then? I was thinking of trying get some hash membership due to the fact that the botox may help after sitting on ice/gay loving that goes on after their 'runs'. So 10% discount would be available after the third course every week. For groups/family/partys, I was thinking that I could get a bar put in also. THat also uses injections, with the choice of drink being delived via a bag hanging from a hook from the ceiling. It would be called "Intravenus-bar" (Faulty will give me the correct spelling before start-up, although it doesnt matter too mutt in LOs) and will be a great success I tells yer. (NB. Patents Pending!)
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28-01-2008, 10:30
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wanna buy a watch?
just so I can sell back all of the "original" timepieces I have bought over the years....555
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28-01-2008, 10:44
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A t-shirt shop specifically targeted for all those farangs who walk around shirtless and realise what f@ckwits they are halfway down Bangla. Except most of them are too stupid to know so business may not take off.
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28-01-2008, 11:00
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AUTRALIANS, ITALIANS
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28-01-2008, 11:09
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POMS of course
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28-01-2008, 13:05
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Thats a bit harsh Geespot, unless you spelt Austrians wrong then that is ok!
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29-01-2008, 03:53
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arent those pharamacies supplying Viagra 555
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29-01-2008, 06:50
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Buffalo Company ltd, I'd set up shop right in Bangla and handle transactions of funds from farangland to unfortunate bg's that have a limp buffalo. (pun intended)
 This would be a low cost project, a laptop and Nicke's free wlan would go a long way, Alfie's suggestion and he is a pro at minimizing costs A website is under construction (buffalofunds.com) and we will accept all major credit cards, against a small fee of course.. We also plan on offering a PI service aiginst a small fee (little more than going LT rate) where your girl's whereabouts and actions will be confirmed without a shadow of doubt.. Some might say another company has already made such plans but we will be offering proof in form of vids and pics, these can be accessed by membership to our other site (bgbangproof.com) at a small fee of $199 monthly recurring payments. Now the PI function will also work in a reversed manor, any bg that want to do a background check on her lover will be able to access that information with us. Income and net worth information will be handed over for a small compensation, pictures of said transaction (her receipt) will show on afore mentioned webpage. She can of course access this information provided a small compensation is given.. Shop? Syndicate more likely
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29-01-2008, 09:07
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Nope he means Australians....he don't like us....especially me, as he has proven several times over the past few years.
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