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Old 20-07-2004, 23:51
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2004 Phuket LB calendar !

A nice gift for DM birthday !!
for me too as well !
Some have incredible body
The right name for Phuket is " TEMPTATION ISLAND "
http://www.soikatoey.com/

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What to do with ladyboys?

They look great, but I'm having a hard time with this. What do you do with them when you get them back to the room? What happens when that schlong and ballsac pop out? Doesn't that kill the mood? Honest question!
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A nice gift for DM birthday !!
..........http://www.soikatoey.com/
Good idea.
The small pic under the section “Questions” - the lady looks like the MONSTER from Phuket.
DM know who I mean
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They look great, but I'm having a hard time with this. What do you do with them when you get them back to the room? What happens when that schlong and ballsac pop out? Doesn't that kill the mood? Honest question!
Last April on Songklarn I found myself asking myself the very same question. That night, because of the holiday, many of the bars were closed and many others had few girls. By 1:00 that night there were more guys cruising the sois than there were girls available. The exception was Cocktails and Dreams, the katoey bar in Tiger complex. They had a full crew and some stunners were dancing on the bar. I almost gave in to temptation, but then I asked myself that "what do you do" question and backed off. They were looking a lot better than the few available girls that night.
A week later in BKK, after an incredible run of bad luck with girls, I was getting a little fed up with them. That night, I saw a LB outside of Nana, and was a little blown away by the sexy body, and she had a pretty face, too. Casting my fate to the winds, I said what the hell, I'm giving in to temptation, can't fight it any longer. I didn't ask myself the what to do question but just let things follow the course of nature. Now you can say, "But it's not natural!" I say there was nothing unnatural about how horny I got looking at the body this LB had. She looked better than 90% of real girls. You look and react to what your eyes tell you. That is natural.
So when we got to the hotel. I was nervous, but pretty revved up. We sat fully clothed in the living room of my suite for awhile, just talking. She sensed my nervousness and was sweet and charming and put me at ease. Her manner and charm and femininity were way better than the shit I had been putting up w/ from the ladies in the previous 3 weeks(which was partly my fault for allowing it).
Finally we showered and jumped in the sack. I then got the best BJ I've had in a long, long time. After that I banged her long and hard and she loved every minute of it. She was tight, her body was firm, and we kissed and caressed just like with a woman. It never even occurred to me that technically I was kissing a man! Actually she kissed much better than most TGs. In the near darkness her **** was not noticeable, and I took her from behind so I didn't really see it. Obviously, there were some things I would do with a woman that I didn't do with her, but that was OK. The only weird part was when we showered together afterwards, cause I would be admiring her naked body and then look down and see her shriveled little **** which just really seemed out of place.

After this experience, my conclusion is that katoey are neither man nor woman. They are the 3rd sex, the sex created by modern science. They are the StepfordWives/Frankenstein of our age, but in a good way. Psychologically, they are more like women because they think they are women, but there is still a difference, they don't have the same maternal hormones that women get after they bear children, and that is a big difference in instincts. Physically, because they are pumped full of estrogen, they are more like women than men except for the obvious equipment. The single biggest difference between a man and a woman is the hormones, not the genitalia.

All in all, I'll still take women. There is something about the way a woman smells. I hate the way men smell. A ladyboy is closer to a woman in that way, but different, not the same. And there is something about the way a woman is a pain in the ass and gets under my skin. Even though, at times, it frustrates me and pisses me off, I still find it compelling. There is always a mind game between a man and a woman. I'm addicted to the game. On good days, when everything falls into place, it is a game with two winners, and that is when the name of the game is LOVE. I like the way TGs play the game a lot better than the way farangs do. Still, there are going to be good days and bad days. It's the "Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em" thing and it is always going to be that way with men and women. But on a day when you have just had it up to here(holding my hand on top of my head) with women, a LB is a very nice change of pace. And besides that, I think that I would probably take a katoey stunner to a fat, ugly real girl any day if that were the choice.
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Old 21-07-2004, 16:07
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yep, well put, jaybee.


By the way, at least half of the girls shown on the calendar are regulars at Cocktails and Dreams. They're sweethearts as well, every one of them.
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Old 21-07-2004, 20:35
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nicely said jaybee

i guess ill give it a try , based on what u said it should be worth...

r LBs the same price?
do u have to deal with them in different way like girls?

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nicely said jaybee

i guess ill give it a try , based on what u said it should be worth...

r LBs the same price?
do u have to deal with them in different way like girls?


I'm not sure I am the right person to answer this question, since I've only had 2 experiences, but I paid 1000 one time and 800 the other time. I think 1000 is the going rate, but everything is negotiable in LOS, so it could be more or less depending on the situation. As far as being different from the girls, the only difference was that it was a lot easier. They seemed to be really into me, and coming on to me, which made feel pretty good. Maybe I had beginner's luck, but with comparable-looking women, it always seems like I have to be the one going after them.

A year and a half ago, I picked up a LB by mistake because she lied about it(she could have fooled anyone, a real stunner), and I wasn't ready to cross the border into the darkside then, so it got a little ugly. But, actually, the vibes were a little weird with that one, so it's probably just as well that I didn't have my first experience with her. I think it is important that you feel comfortable, and there are a few crazy ones out there.

Another time before I tried it, a really incredible LB tried to pick me up at Soi Katoey. She was a post-op. Now that would have been really interesting!! She told me I didn't have to pay her if I didn't want to but I was still scared to cross the line then. The second one I was with, who I gave 800 to, also told me I didn't have to pay her if I didn't want to. I don't know how often that happens. Was probably just a coincidence, but I really appreciated that sentiment.

Anyhow, my advice is that I wouldn't try just for the sake of trying it, but if you meet one that really turns you on, talk to her and if you feel a really good vibe and she seems like she is really into you, then go for it!!!!!! If you don't feel comfortable with her, then move on, there will always be another opportunity.

P.S. MikeGB is the resident LB expert here at the Board. Feel free to jump into one of his threads and ask him questions if you want to find out more about LBs. He is always helpful.
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Old 22-07-2004, 16:26
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hello mikeGB
r u online ???
u feel like chatting for a while?
have some questions on u, would appreciate your help
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Hi amigo,

That made me smile. Seeing the ladyboys that you know all in a calendar in bikinis. It seems to happen to them quite a lot. They get taken away for a photo shoot.

A couple of ladyboys I know had their photos taken for an Asian ladyboy website. In a few of the pictures, the guy taking the photos is stuffing them up the bot. You should have seen their faces when I told them I had seen them on the website

Most of the ladyboys I have had contact with have been really nice people. They come in for a lot of criticism, but they do have a hard life. They just want to be women, and like everyone else, they want to be loved. On top of this they have to paint their nails, grow their hair, take hormones and suck todgers to make ends meet. And finding ladies shoes to fit mens feet must be a nightmare
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Lb sites

Which Lb site was that Mike ?
One of my faves is www.asian-ts.com has quite a few stunning Lb's including many from Patong , also has photo sets of that one Malay went with from Bangkok , Casanova bar i think ?
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Look for a one called Amy. One of my favourites. Very very nice person. Had the operation about 8 months ago. Amy is incredibly attractive and at xmas I bumped into her on the 'darkside tour'. I didnt know what to do. I was already with a one called Jen who was also magnificent, and then Amy wanted to come with me too. I knocked Amy back. There was a look of shock on her face as if to say "What? You are refusing ME !!"

Naturally the best thing to do would have been to have the two of them at the same time, but as you know, im not a slut...........
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Which Lb site was that Mike ?
One of my faves is www.asian-ts.com has quite a few stunning Lb's including many from Patong , also has photo sets of that one Malay went with from Bangkok , Casanova bar i think ?


Great site yeah !
i'm member too !
very useful to contact LB and get some mobile number for afternoon delight !
and bye the way, save the 600 baht barfine
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Correctomundo!

Look for a one called Amy. One of my favourites. Very very nice person. Had the operation about 8 months ago. Amy is incredibly attractive and at xmas I bumped into her on the 'darkside tour'. I didnt know what to do. I was already with a one called Jen who was also magnificent, and then Amy wanted to come with me too. I knocked Amy back. There was a look of shock on her face as if to say "What? You are refusing ME !!"

Naturally the best thing to do would have been to have the two of them at the same time, but as you know, im not a slut...........


go hok !! Ur a right slut !!
R u talking about her ?
I think so ..she's wonderful !
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go hok !! Ur a right slut !!
R u talking about her ?
I think so ..she's wonderful !
Old pic when she was pre-op

Fcuk me sideways she is GORGEOUS!!! with a capital G
Does anyone know if she's still in patong ? i want it and i want it bad
Nov 2004 tour cant *** soon enough & neither can i
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Fcuk me sideways she is GORGEOUS!!! with a capital G
Does anyone know if she's still in patong ? i want it and i want it bad
Nov 2004 tour cant *** soon enough & neither can i
After my april-tour she told me she was going to visit a Norwegian man (not me) for a while. But If she spelled the name right of the place she was going to Im shure she is back in Patong. The place is far up in the mountains where its cold and nothing to do.
She is really nice.
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After my april-tour she told me she was going to visit a Norwegian man (not me) for a while. But If she spelled the name right of the place she was going to Im shure she is back in Patong. The place is far up in the mountains where its cold and nothing to do.
She is really nice.

Im sure this guy found something to do , lucky bastard !! hehe
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hi mikegb,
is this LB on your pic ???
woooooooooooooooooow, cant believe...
gorgeous !!!
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Hi Joe,

Yes, this is Amy, a very beautiful ladyboy. Very very friendly and very very nice. She has stayed with me many times. Here is a couple more pics. One is from the asian.ts website and the other is from my friends bar. I have a couple of naked ones of her that are incredible, but I cant post them here.
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How is the slim guy beside Amy

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