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Don't worry Jonny me and M will keep the LBFM's warmed for ye
U could always immigrate u know - I got a mate who was lookign for someone to manage an Irish pub in Sillypore.
M - Where is Dandung and whats the action like???
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03-08-2004, 20:41
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I definitely agree with butterflyblonde. I have a TG that alot of you guys met, but I also hung out witha few other girls on my last trip and it seemed like these girls had supporters and it seemed to me it made it alot more fun because they were not looking at me as a meal ticket and were just having fun. I like my TG alot but it seems like a lot of pressure when i go home, where as the other girls, who have already called me, it seems more carefree because they dont seem to need the money
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04-08-2004, 02:57
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Sorry. Sometimes couldn't help it: abit insensitive on my part!
Thank you. Hope to see you at MTB during CRIMBO for some drinks!
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Its looking like Xmas is out for me this year but next Mar/Apr for sure
I'll catch you for a drink someday I'm certain 
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Hey Dawsey . . .
I have just been in touch with a mate of mine (originally a 'Pom') but living in Durban SA now. He an d I are aiming to meet-up sometime between March 18 and early April in Patong.
I met up with him in Pattaya in April this year, before continuing my way down to Patong, where I met you and your family briefly. He is nearly 60, certainly doesn't look it, but is a bit of hangman just the same !!!
We had around 6 ladies each in 7 days, plus more alcohol than I care to remember.
Would love to meet up with you again at the Mai Thai if you are going to be in Phuket around this time?
Cheers
Pdm3
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04-08-2004, 15:17
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A Stroll in the Park!
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Baf And Mal.............
Ye Guys Make Me So Fcuking Jealous...........
Just An Hour Away From All The Hot Spots....wheres Poor Ole Me Is 13 Hours Away.........its Just Not Fair...........
Jonny.............
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Hey Jonny,
While your crying in your Guiness over there, would ya shed a few for me, I'm 25 f*cking hours away from Phuket!! I'm envious of you. 13 hours sounds like a stroll in the park to me!!!!!! 
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But You Can Just Call Me Mac !!
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U could always immigrate u know - I got a mate who was lookign for someone to manage an Irish pub in Sillypore.
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Hey Baf,
If I changed my name to McNally, do you think you could line that job up for me???????
JAYBEE MCNALLY
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04-08-2004, 20:36
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Hey Baf,
If I changed my name to McNally, do you think you could line that job up for me???????
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Jaybee McNally defintely sounds irish american enough...
Fraid not though as the owner is Irish and he wants authentic because his punters are expats and not tourists - A touch of the Irish spirit and all that.
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04-08-2004, 20:47
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Quote from Jaybee:
Don't talk of love
I've heard the word before
It's sleeping in my memory
But I won't disturb the slumber
Of the feelings that have died
If I never loved, I never would have cried
I am a rock, I am an island
I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armour
Hiding in my room, safe within my womb
I touch no one and on one touches me
I am a rock
I am an island
And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries
Paul Simon
Lads, did you know that Paul Simon is a self-confessed pederast? He admits it in his song The Boxer, which goes:
Asking only workman's wages I went looking for a job
but I got no offers,
just a come-on from the horse on Seventh Avenue.
I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
I took some comfort there!
Jonny, seriously, you might want to think about moving to Dubai. It's half way there (5 hours flying time)!
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HI BMs...........
AS JAYBEE ASKED IN ON MY TOUR THREAD..HOW DO I BEAT THE BLUES?
THIS TRIP WAS THE BEST TOUR I EVER HAD OF LOS..I MEET A LOT OF NEW FRIENDS AND CAUGHT UP WITH A LOT OF OLD ONES.......
IN EVERY WAY THE TOUR WAS GOOD...PLAYED LOTS OF GOLF,WENT GO CARTING,TIN PIN BOWLING,WHITE WATER RAFTING ,LOTS OF POOL AND LOTS OF LOVING.......
SO.....WHEN I WENT BACK TO WORK LAST THURSDAY EVERYTHING WAS FINE......THE USUAL QUESTIONS..........HOW DID YOU GET ON? WHAT WAS THE WEATHER LIKE?HOW WERE THE WOMEN? WOULD YOU RECOMEND IT FOR COUPLES? I ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE...........
BUT NOW REALITY HAS SET IN...IM DEPRESSED AS HELL.......I MISS ALL MY PALS....I MISS THE WEATHER ,THE DRINK AND THE FOOD..... I SUPPOSE THIS KICKED OFF WHEN I GOT A CALL FROM POO ON SATURDAY.......TELLING ME THAT SHE WENT WITH A MAN ON FRIDAY  .........AND SHE WANTED TO TELL ME JUST IN CASE SOME ELSE TOLD ME........FCUK IT........THATS HER JOB AND I KNOW THAT......I LIKE THE GIRL BUT IM NOT HUNG UP ABOUT HER......BUT ITS A PAIN IN THE ASS KNOWING SOME OTHER GUY IS BANGING HER  ........BUT I KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BEFORE I WENT WITH HER........SO I JUST GOTTA ACCEPT IT  ......
SO HOW AM I GOING TO BEAT THE DEPRESSION THIS TIME........ANY SUGGESTIONS?
THE FORUM HELPS ALOT........THE FACT THAT TOUR 10 IS ONLY 146 DAYS AWAY HELPS AS WELL........BUT ITS GOING TO BE TOUGH......
WAITING FOR SOME REPLYS...............
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Hi Jonny
To help you through the dark, lonely nights, I suggest you take 1 x large cucumber, 1 x bottle of baby oil, and 1 x Rosemary Connelly 'Stretch and Tone' video , and explore a.nal intrusion techniques to the different positions on the video.
It works for me  
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Hi Jonny
To help you through the dark, lonely nights, I suggest you take 1 x large cucumber, 1 x bottle of baby oil, and 1 x Rosemary Connelly 'Stretch and Tone' video , and explore a.nal intrusion techniques to the different positions on the video.
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ITS BAD ENOUGH STICKING MY FINGER UP THERE OUCH...BUT A CUCUMBER..ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
JONNY........
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cucumbers dont have finger nails 
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Well guys do as I ...
You don't need to screw around only in Los that is bulls****
Last month i have been in Antwerp and screwed the pretiest girl 21 year old I ever had in my life....
Bg, TG fine, but wake up, you always can have fun waiting for your next LOS-trip.
Like I said, the first month is difficult and then you see that life is going on!
i have to admit, i am going on a diet next month! if I want to keep on banging girls here, I have to loose weight! Ok 86 Kg for 1 m 79 is not that much for a 45 year old, but I hated it when some girls in Los, not europe told me "hey papa, waiting for a baby?"
Life is fun if you make it fun, that's what I do'...
sugar, cholesterol, who cares if my boy benath my legs is doing so fine...
noblu, nor red pill, just go for it!!! 
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i love LOS and may be planning to maybe go there for an extended time, and i do suffer from some blues when i get home, but i love getting back to the US! and although i think LOS has some of the most beautiful girls in the world, after i've been there for a few weeks, im ready to come home and start hooking up with italian, puerto rican and some asian girls here!
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Hey Dawsey . . .
I have just been in touch with a mate of mine (originally a 'Pom') but living in Durban SA now. He an d I are aiming to meet-up sometime between March 18 and early April in Patong.
I met up with him in Pattaya in April this year, before continuing my way down to Patong, where I met you and your family briefly. He is nearly 60, certainly doesn't look it, but is a bit of hangman just the same !!!
We had around 6 ladies each in 7 days, plus more alcohol than I care to remember.
Would love to meet up with you again at the Mai Thai if you are going to be in Phuket around this time?
Cheers
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Hi Paul,
Easter 2005 is my plan also.I would love to share a few beers with you and your mate.I'm sorry I didn't really have a good chat when I met you this year as I was pre occupied with the family and I could see you had company  I 'm sure the family will be with me again, but no matter I shall still have a good time I'll look forward to meeting you again 
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Hi Jonny
To help you through the dark, lonely nights, I suggest you take 1 x large cucumber, 1 x bottle of baby oil, and 1 x Rosemary Connelly 'Stretch and Tone' video , and explore a.nal intrusion techniques to the different positions on the video.
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Ways to beat those los blues
Step 1: Grow your fingernails as long as possible or apply false ones
Step 2: Apply some lovely bright red nail varnish to newly aquired nails
Step 3: After nail varnish is dry soak hand in tub with hot water & washing up liquid for about an hour to give that ''soft feminie touch''
Step 4: Add some bracelets on your wrist
Step 5: Paint hand light brown for that ''issan look'' , gravy browning should do the trick
Step 6: Go to bathroom , lock door & trap hand underneath toilet seat until feeling in hand is ''slightly numbed''
Step 7: Wrap around **** and jack off
And hey presto , you got yourself your very own thai lady hand job every night of the week , never be sad about leaving los again 
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Post-LOS Epidemic Takes Heavy Toll !!
I'm starting to worry about you guys!! 
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