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19-03-2008, 03:55
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Heather Mills
Greedy Cow
Her lawyer even asked for a Plane as part of the settlement! Plus a ladyshave for the other leg.
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....but of course I was verey verey draaank at the taaame!!!
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19-03-2008, 05:53
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pm is best rid of her and i cant understand why he married the money grabbing ***** in the first place! if it flies floats or f#cks rent it! love is a strange thing and i have discovered its far cheaper to rent!!55555
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19-03-2008, 06:06
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It has been quoted here in Aus that when it was pointed out that the settlement was about 1500 pounds per hour she replied that she was " worth more than that"!
92,000 baht = about 60 LTs. Once a w**** always a w****.
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19-03-2008, 10:43
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She seemed to ne hopping mad about the result !
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19-03-2008, 10:46
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I'm sure once she's screwed PM out of some cash she'll go and get her leg over with some other poor cnut !!!
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19-03-2008, 10:50
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Do you think if her lawyer makes a real cats ar5e out of her defense she'll have the audacity to tell him...
"you're about as much use as a one legged man in an ar5e kicking contest" !!!
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19-03-2008, 11:04
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It has been announced that as part of the divorce deal Paul will be buying Heather a plane, although she will also be getting some Immac for the other leg...
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19-03-2008, 12:20
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I'm guessing she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or a golf ball through a garden hose.....on command.
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19-03-2008, 19:59
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just woke up have we hobbo,bit slow,see the OP
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19-03-2008, 20:11
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"who's a pretty boy then?"
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19-03-2008, 23:30
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Poor Paul
It will take a long time to fill her shoe!
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20-03-2008, 01:30
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Yeah i heard that too, but heard she had to return the plane as Paul wants to take half an inch off the kitchen door this weekend. 
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20-03-2008, 01:39
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20-03-2008, 11:50
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife have divorced and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
A miner in Africa had an accident and lost a leg. He said to his mate "I'm fcuked...who will want a one-legged gold digger?" His mate said, "Try Paul McCartney!" As soon as Sir Paul finds another h00ker/looker there'll be no more lonely nights for him.
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20-03-2008, 12:44
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As Sir Paul came out the courtroom he said Hi! Hi! Hi! to the Press and fans and about the judge "Listen To What The Man Said . Maybe I'm Amazed but there's been Too Many People in my marriage and Heather walked a Fine Line so I had to put on My Brave Face and Junk the *****. It's been like a Tug Of War...This Never Happened Before but it's Another Day and I'm Flying To My Home in my Jet and she won't be swallowing any of my C Moon anymore."
"She can Call Me Back Again but I've Had Enough and as they Say, Say, Say it's Live And Let Die. I told her I Don't Want To See You Again and With A Little Luck on a Beautiful Night under Calico Skies this Brown Eyed handsome Man will fall in love again with a beautiful Woman and I'll be able to write Silly Love Songs I can dedicate to Uncle Albert and won't think about Suicide." "Once Upon A Long Ago in London Town, Yesterday was just Another Day. Now I have my Freedom, Let It Be."
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21-03-2008, 23:30
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In the Judges summing-up of the Court Case he said that he thought that Heather Mills was 'un-balanced'.
Paul suggested that a beer-mat under one leg usually sorts out that problem.
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25-03-2008, 04:37
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Are any of these songs "Hip Hop"?
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