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Old 19-03-2008, 03:55
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Heather Mills
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Her lawyer even asked for a Plane as part of the settlement! Plus a ladyshave for the other leg.
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Old 19-03-2008, 04:51
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555....hear she tiped a jug of water over PM's lawyer as well.....who cares about either of 'em
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Old 19-03-2008, 05:53
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pm is best rid of her and i cant understand why he married the money grabbing ***** in the first place! if it flies floats or f#cks rent it! love is a strange thing and i have discovered its far cheaper to rent!!55555
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Old 19-03-2008, 06:06
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It has been quoted here in Aus that when it was pointed out that the settlement was about 1500 pounds per hour she replied that she was " worth more than that"!
92,000 baht = about 60 LTs.
Once a w**** always a w****.
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Old 19-03-2008, 07:08
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Good on her for getting some loot out of that stupid old coot. I wish I was born with a p*ssy.

The BGs' should erect a "good luck" temple to her at the top of Bangla Street.
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Old 19-03-2008, 07:59
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I bet John and George are having a good larf together. Scousers.
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Old 19-03-2008, 09:48
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this thread needs more "she hasn't got a leg to stand on" jokes...
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Old 19-03-2008, 10:03
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OK Robbie.....she's nothing but a prosthesistute!
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Old 19-03-2008, 10:43
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She seemed to ne hopping mad about the result !
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I'm sure once she's screwed PM out of some cash she'll go and get her leg over with some other poor cnut !!!
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Do you think if her lawyer makes a real cats ar5e out of her defense she'll have the audacity to tell him...

"you're about as much use as a one legged man in an ar5e kicking contest" !!!
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what does Heather Mills wear behind her ears to attract men.....a leg
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She'd come crawlin' back on all three if e'd 'ave 'er back.
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It has been announced that as part of the divorce deal Paul will be buying Heather a plane, although she will also be getting some Immac for the other leg...
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what does Heather Mills wear behind her ears to attract men.....a leg

I'm guessing she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch or a golf ball through a garden hose.....on command.
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Old 19-03-2008, 19:59
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It has been announced that as part of the divorce deal Paul will be buying Heather a plane, although she will also be getting some Immac for the other leg...

just woke up have we hobbo,bit slow,see the OP
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Cool Poor Paul
It will take a long time to fill her shoe!
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Her lawyer even asked for a Plane as part of the settlement! Plus a ladyshave for the other leg.

Yeah i heard that too, but heard she had to return the plane as Paul wants to take half an inch off the kitchen door this weekend.
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Yeah i heard that too, but heard she had to return the plane as Paul wants to take half an inch off the kitchen door this weekend.

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Yeah i heard that too, but heard she had to return the plane as Paul wants to take half an inch off the kitchen door this weekend.

555 good one nick....i've tried to beat that but you've stumped me
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It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife have divorced and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

A miner in Africa had an accident and lost a leg. He said to his mate "I'm fcuked...who will want a one-legged gold digger?" His mate said, "Try Paul McCartney!"


As soon as Sir Paul finds another h00ker/looker there'll be no more lonely nights for him.
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As Sir Paul came out the courtroom he said Hi! Hi! Hi! to the Press and fans and about the judge "Listen To What The Man Said . Maybe I'm Amazed but there's been Too Many People in my marriage and Heather walked a Fine Line so I had to put on My Brave Face and Junk the *****. It's been like a Tug Of War...This Never Happened Before but it's Another Day and I'm Flying To My Home in my Jet and she won't be swallowing any of my C Moon anymore."

"She can Call Me Back Again but I've Had Enough and as they Say, Say, Say it's Live And Let Die. I told her I Don't Want To See You Again and With A Little Luck on a Beautiful Night under Calico Skies this Brown Eyed handsome Man will fall in love again with a beautiful Woman and I'll be able to write Silly Love Songs I can dedicate to Uncle Albert and won't think about Suicide."

"Once Upon A Long Ago in London Town, Yesterday was just Another Day. Now I have my Freedom, Let It Be."
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In the Judges summing-up of the Court Case he said that he thought that Heather Mills was 'un-balanced'.

Paul suggested that a beer-mat under one leg usually sorts out that problem.
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Can anyone help me.

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As Sir Paul came out the courtroom he said Hi! Hi! Hi! to the Press and fans and about the judge "Listen To What The Man Said . Maybe I'm Amazed but there's been Too Many People in my marriage and Heather walked a Fine Line so I had to put on My Brave Face and Junk the *****. It's been like a Tug Of War...This Never Happened Before but it's Another Day and I'm Flying To My Home in my Jet and she won't be swallowing any of my C Moon anymore."

"She can Call Me Back Again but I've Had Enough and as they Say, Say, Say it's Live And Let Die. I told her I Don't Want To See You Again and With A Little Luck on a Beautiful Night under Calico Skies this Brown Eyed handsome Man will fall in love again with a beautiful Woman and I'll be able to write Silly Love Songs I can dedicate to Uncle Albert and won't think about Suicide."

"Once Upon A Long Ago in London Town, Yesterday was just Another Day. Now I have my Freedom, Let It Be."

Are any of these songs "Hip Hop"?
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