When not drinking or sleeping??

[sishow]

Now ive booked up and got everthing sorted, i suddenly came to the conclusion that i wont have anything to do during the day. I know for a few days during my trip i can go down the beach, but i will get very bored of this after a few hours, and ive done elephant treking and the truly dire snake show last time i was there! So what is there to do apart from these?????

Ive read on here before about golf, go-karting and other activity's during the day, but i know very little about these. Like how much, where they are, and if i can do them by myself! So any info and websites concerning these would be of great help!

If i cant find much else to do, i will have to start using those blue and red pills, i hear alot of bm's talking about!

Thanks in advance!

[andy50]

i get the same problem when i go on holiday, including phuket on my own, ive got a very short attention span and get bored quickly! i cant stand sport /golf/pool/ and tend to drink too much as a result, i too went to the snake farm -yawn- and elephant trekking ,nearly shat myself with fear, shooting range (expensive) what i did last time was hired a large cruiser (m/cycle)this allows you to go anywhere you please, i went all around the island on it,and to the town a few times, sometimes taking my then l/t girlfriend along, stopping off at various eateries and beaches, etc i dont recommend m/cycling though as its dangerous as hell, its probably safer to hire one of those renagade jeeps , also the speed boat trip to phi phi and a muslim floating village (it floats on sewage by the looks and smell of it) is pretty good,although phi phi is like a rubbish tip now ,why do people go to a once pristine place, then chuck their litter on the ground?beats me-otherwise you could trav to pattaya for something different ,thats what im going to do,(been there 5x already-- ,i might even go up north to chaing mai --cheers

[tintin]

I don't get bored so easily!

Gou out in the evening till 4 'o clock. Few hours banging TG.

Wake up at 12, lunc, then beach for 2-3 hours-then back to the action and diner around 7. Those few hours on the beach i read a lot!

I always hire a motorbike, and I am much more dangerous then the Thais and still managed to be alive!

On the road from karon to Phuket/airport, there are many shops, also malls!

If you get bored, you can always have a peep there!

have fun!

[Rex7777]

I just try to relax. That's what a vacation is all about. Do whatever I want whenever I want. If I'm up early enough, I'll take a walk on the beach and then grab breakfast at a breakfast buffet. Then maybe sit outside somewhere or sit by the pool and read a book for a few hours. Early afternoon I might find a bite to eat somewhere and just sit around and relax some more. Sometimes in the afternoon I'll get a massage. I forget what time Cristin's opens, but it shuold be open by 4PM, I think. Then I'll be ready for a nap. By 8 or 9PM I'll be ready to go screw around.

Rex

[andy50]

hi tin tin and rex, sounds that you both do similar things to me ,i think it takes me quite a long time to relax and unwind, after the pressure of working here in the uk all the time, i was self employed up till the end of last year, now im employed, ond the boss thinks he owns me , in his infinate generosity he gives me 20 days off each year ,trouble is i booked a trip to spain with the lads for 6 days and 33 nights in phuket he can take it or leave it !i was thinking about doing a padi diving course but im a fat crap swimmer!

[tintin]

i do a real massage, at least every 2 days in the afternoon!

i suffered badly from my back, and to go to Thailand, doesn't only get me bg's, but a much better back!

At the moment here there are Thai masseuses nearby on holliday. My wife and I use them every week, and we feel great!

[Coolhand]

Originally Posted by andy50

i was thinking about doing a padi diving course but im a fat crap swimmer!

I am also a bit of a beached whale, and have done a fair bit of snorkelling. The only thing that put me off the scuba diving was the early starts for three.four days; but there is loads of other things to do during the day = its the early evenings that get me - sundown at six, nightlife gets going at 10 or 11 pm whats to do in between?

[ahyes]

tintin.

so they also have real massage, i mean not the thai massage where they pull your arm and legs out of their sockets, but relaxation, swedish, deep tissue stuff? cool. i could defnitely use that between skin sessions. not the thai stuff though, that could kill me or mame me.

[stevem]

Originally Posted by ahyes

not the thai stuff though, that could kill me or mame me.

Yea with ya there. Tried the traditional once, never again. Almost killed me, well felt like it did.

[sishow]

All great ideas, but i have a major problem, well a few in fact. I cant drive Im also like the before mentioned Beached whale. So that pretty much rules out the swimming along with the fact im a crap swimmer!

I was looking into the Muay Thai boxing course, but after watching the fights last year in Patong, and a documentry on TV about it on Saturday. Ive decided its not the best idea for me! As im not a fighter im a lover!

So it looks like im going to be on a lot of Leo Sayers! So if im in Mai Thai bar tooo early, or if Nicke or any bm's see me wondering around looking for a Kebab at about 6:30pm, Would u plese take me under your wing and show me the way back to the hotel!

On the subject of the elephant treking, i too was soo scared of it! The elephant i was on, was not taking any notice of any thing that the 'driver' was doing. It too must of been a fan of documentry's because it kept on trying to copy Lemmings and walk of the edge of the mountain. And from the look of the driver, he was a bit scared too. As for "Jungle boy johnny" and the awful snake show, the less said the better!

[r3aps]

most days i went beach if weather was good.did the karting,went to the zoo which is a good laugh.went fishing,i never fished b4 and thoroughly enjoy it now.
also had day trips to prom thep,kata,and a few days away at phi phi or krabbi can be good.
there is bowling bungee jumping cinema,in fact tons to do in the day.and if your really bored then just get some st hottie
steve

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by r3aps

.and if your really bored then just get some st hottie
steve

THATS THE WAY TO GO STEVE........

[mikegb]

Originally Posted by sishow

All great ideas, but i have a major problem, well a few in fact. I cant drive Im also like the before mentioned Beached whale. So that pretty much rules out the swimming along with the fact im a crap swimmer!

I was looking into the Muay Thai boxing course, but after watching the fights last year in Patong, and a documentry on TV about it on Saturday. Ive decided its not the best idea for me! As im not a fighter im a lover!

So it looks like im going to be on a lot of Leo Sayers! So if im in Mai Thai bar tooo early, or if Nicke or any bm's see me wondering around looking for a Kebab at about 6:30pm, Would u plese take me under your wing and show me the way back to the hotel!

On the subject of the elephant treking, i too was soo scared of it! The elephant i was on, was not taking any notice of any thing that the 'driver' was doing. It too must of been a fan of documentry's because it kept on trying to copy Lemmings and walk of the edge of the mountain. And from the look of the driver, he was a bit scared too. As for "Jungle boy johnny" and the awful snake show, the less said the better!

Ok, you are looking for activities for the daytime.

Here is what we know for sure -

Around 8pm until 2 am you are going to be drinking and having fun.

Wake up around 10am and kick your girl out.

Order food to the room and watch some TV until about 12.

Toss yourself off, then go in the shower.
After the shower, go for an oil massage. This will fill in one hour or so. Make sure you negotiate the price for a hand job off the girl, and smile to yourself as she really has to work hard to get both barrels to fire as you tossed off earlier

At about 2 pm, relax on the beach or by the pool. Read a book and build up energy for later.

At about 5pm, go back to your room. Shower, then lie on the bed and watch a bit more TV. Snooze if you feel tired.

At about 7pm, toss yourself off AGAIN, then go in the shower. This should ensure that later on that night, when you return with your little cutie, that you dont blow off in her face the instant she tickles your nuts

Get dressed and have some dinner, then out for 8pm.

Repeat this process for the rest of your holiday.

If you want to see Elephant trips and temples and crocodile shows, then just log on to this forum and look at somebody elses photos. Your efforts should solely concentrate on relaxation, and the extraction of spadge from your gonads.

Hope this is helpful

DM

[dawsey]

Originally Posted by mikegb

Ok, you are looking for activities for the daytime.

Here is what we know for sure -

Around 8pm until 2 am you are going to be drinking and having fun.

Wake up around 10am and kick your girl out.

Order food to the room and watch some TV until about 12.

Toss yourself off, then go in the shower.
After the shower, go for an oil massage. This will fill in one hour or so. Make sure you negotiate the price for a hand job off the girl, and smile to yourself as she really has to work hard to get both barrels to fire as you tossed off earlier

At about 2 pm, relax on the beach or by the pool. Read a book and build up energy for later.

At about 5pm, go back to your room. Shower, then lie on the bed and watch a bit more TV. Snooze if you feel tired.

At about 7pm, toss yourself off AGAIN, then go in the shower. This should ensure that later on that night, when you return with your little cutie, that you dont blow off in her face the instant she tickles your nuts

Get dressed and have some dinner, then out for 8pm.

Repeat this process for the rest of your holiday.

If you want to see Elephant trips and temples and crocodile shows, then just log on to this forum and look at somebody elses photos. Your efforts should solely concentrate on relaxation, and the extraction of spadge from your gonads.

Hope this is helpful

DM

Hell Mike'

Thats exactly how my last trip went
How did you know

[aussieinbrugge]

hi mike
just read you last post and had a good laugh if only it was not so true and funny.
cheers
ab

[mikegb]

Originally Posted by aussieinbrugge

hi mike
just read you last post and had a good laugh if only it was not so true and funny.
cheers
ab

Hi amigo,

I think anyone who knows me will guarantee that the shit I spout is true.
Ask any of the regular boardmembers about 'the milkman' and any other exploits.

As far as im concerned, tossing off before you visit a ****** is an absolute MUST.

If I have anyone stay with me for a few days and they bring their stuff with them, then I always toss in their shampoo bottle when I am in the shower alone
Its just a gentlemanly thing to do as far as I am concerned

[Slappy]

Mike,

Good posts, you're making me laugh. Anyways, thanks, I think you've nailed down a good daily agenda for my upcoming holiday (still 3 mos. away).

[IRISH JONNY]

[quote=mikegb
I think anyone who knows me will guarantee that the shit I spout is true.
Ask any of the regular boardmembers about 'the milkman' and any other exploits.
[/QUOTE]
YEP.
I CAN VOUCH FOR THE "MILKMAN"....
I COULDNT BELIEVE MY EYES WHEN MIKEE DRANK THAT "MILK"..
JONNY

[tintin]

Yep DIRTY Mike all right!

[Dreamrider]

Just relaxing is crucial, and probably not totally appreciated until you get back and face your daily grind. So leave some time for it.
At the same time you gotta live it up and be the King. So stick to the light activities that wont tax your boom-boom abilities. r3ap's list seems the best to me and includes lots that you havent done yet, with most meeting your criteria. If nobody comes forward with links then go ahead and take the time to research it.
I highly recommend those side trips mentioned - from exploring the rest of the island to flying off somewhere like Chiang Mai - they balance out the experience well and give you a little perspective.


Oh, and Dirty Mike, that sh*t about negotiating a price for the hj was hilarious - and the care you take to augment your friend's hair products is commendable.

-D

[r3aps]

Originally Posted by mikegb

If I have anyone stay with me for a few days and they bring their stuff with them, then I always toss in their shampoo bottle when I am in the shower alone
Its just a gentlemanly thing to do as far as I am concerned

thats quality gotta remember that 1 for next trip.i did wash my **** with her toothbrush once when she annoyed me but never thought of the tossing idea.
steve

[butterflyblonde]

Originally Posted by r3aps

thats quality gotta remember that 1 for next trip.i did wash my **** with her toothbrush once when she annoyed me but never thought of the tossing idea.
steve

I usually clean under the rim of my nob with her toothbrush too

[r3aps]

Originally Posted by butterflyblonde

I usually clean under the rim of my nob with her toothbrush too

my **** was meant to say my ar se