BarGirl for sale advert

[landofsmiles]

BARGIRL FOR SALE.

No key money, just take over payments. Great exterior condition. Attitude may need slight adjustment. Will cook if hungry. Will clean for jewellery. Expert in hand phone operation, sofa management and budget mishandling. Genuine reason for sale - owner bankrupt! Call now, this offer won't last.
08-SKINT56

This was a genuine ad in the Gazette a few years ago. How would you word an ad?

[Spector]

Originally Posted by landofsmiles

BARGIRL FOR SALE.
No key money, just take over payments. Great exterior condition. Attitude may need slight adjustment. Will cook if hungry. Will clean for jewellery. Expert in hand phone operation, sofa management and budget mishandling. Genuine reason for sale - owner bankrupt! Call now, this offer won't last.
08-SKINT56
This was a genuine ad in the Gazette a few years ago. How would you word an ad?

Very funny...just sent it to the G.F. Said I was done and trying to find a buyer. Hopefully she has a sense of humour about it.

[retepg]

Something along the lines of Timeshare...
Available in blocks of Hours, Days, Weeks or Months depending on your needs and your budget.
With a suitable warning that long term rentals do not necessarily reduce the costs incurred per day.
High Season will include birthdays, public holidays and family commitments..

[landofsmiles]

OK here's my ad>>>



Manufactured: January 26th 2526

Factory: Bom and Bang, Udon Tsay, Issan

Production no: 0004...Limited Edition

Number of Owners: 3 careful ones; 296 not so careful.

Modifications: Many over the years including hair braiding; extra brightwork including metal inserts.

Bodywork: In good overall condition for the age. Minor cracks on the backside and scuffing on the knees and elbows. Some tasteful custom artwork added over the years...mainly dragons and scorpions(see pics). Some chipping on the nails but easily repairable. Main asset are the silicon bumpers added last year making this model highly desirable.

Service History: full service history in a small logbook details regular checks and treatments at the bodyshop in Patong Hospital and Dr.Pornsak clinic.

Insurance Group: No insurance possible due to the high number of modifications

Running costs: HIGH...but then this is a classic model. She will require regular visits to bodyshops and clinics for cosmetic treatments. She is also very thirsty.

Fuel: runs on an alcohol mix. You need to ensure the alcohol content of the fuel you use does not go above 6% volume. **WARNING**Previous owners have commented that she does not run at all well when the alcohol content is too high...coughs and spits a lot; is temperemental and is very difficult to control and prone to accidents.

Comments from previous owners: "I only owned her for a short period but it was the best 30 minutes of my life"...Sven from Sweden

"I found her tricky to get started in the morning but the promise of a visit to a gold shop always seemed to overcome the problem."...Mugpunter from England

Summary: This is a highly sought after, much admired, Limited Edition model. Previous owners were so delighted and became so attached that they even send money to help maintain this superb piece of Thai history. Some even like to phone to check on her wellbeing and will even request a visit years later to once again admire her awesome beauty and hopefully experience another ride in her.

Price: Open to Offers. No timewasters.

You could be the next proud owner. Make an offer or call for a test drive! 07-ATMATM69

[Jeddah Jo]

35 year old banger, been around the block more times than a Morris Minor. No MOT available and we cannot guarantee you will even be able to get her home.

Some drivers may experience a curious nauseous sensation when driving this model. Suggested cure is to put a bag on your head and imagine you are driving a ferrari. We are offering this model for short time rental only and advise customers to be in a state of inebriation before taking her for a spin.

[landofsmiles]

Moggy Minor...my first car. Far more reliable than a BG too...until the kingpin dries out and comes apart and you have to abandon it and walk the rest of the way home.

[retepg]

Highly modified and recently re-registered model.
New headlights added, stickshift removed.

Only for the adventurous.

[Bramston]

Originally Posted by landofsmiles

OK here's my ad>>>



Manufactured: January 26th 2526

Factory: Bom and Bang, Udon Tsay, Issan

Production no: 0004...Limited Edition

Number of Owners: 3 careful ones; 296 not so careful.

Modifications: Many over the years including hair braiding; extra brightwork including metal inserts.

Bodywork: In good overall condition for the age. Minor cracks on the backside and scuffing on the knees and elbows. Some tasteful custom artwork added over the years...mainly dragons and scorpions(see pics). Some chipping on the nails but easily repairable. Main asset are the silicon bumpers added last year making this model highly desirable.

Service History: full service history in a small logbook details regular checks and treatments at the bodyshop in Patong Hospital and Dr.Pornsak clinic.

Insurance Group: No insurance possible due to the high number of modifications

Running costs: HIGH...but then this is a classic model. She will require regular visits to bodyshops and clinics for cosmetic treatments. She is also very thirsty.

Fuel: runs on an alcohol mix. You need to ensure the alcohol content of the fuel you use does not go above 6% volume. **WARNING**Previous owners have commented that she does not run at all well when the alcohol content is too high...coughs and spits a lot; is temperemental and is very difficult to control and prone to accidents.

Comments from previous owners: "I only owned her for a short period but it was the best 30 minutes of my life"...Sven from Sweden

"I found her tricky to get started in the morning but the promise of a visit to a gold shop always seemed to overcome the problem."...Mugpunter from England

Summary: This is a highly sought after, much admired, Limited Edition model. Previous owners were so delighted and became so attached that they even send money to help maintain this superb piece of Thai history. Some even like to phone to check on her wellbeing and will even request a visit years later to once again admire her awesome beauty and hopefully experience another ride in her.

Price: Open to Offers. No timewasters.

You could be the next proud owner. Make an offer or call for a test drive! 07-ATMATM69

Great post!!

Very interested! I've been looking for a good run arround.

Mileage a bit high but of know great concern,bodywork will compensate.

Put me down for a test drive.......2/3 days in June would be good.