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29-04-2008, 01:53
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World Series Challenge - el Pisseur
Okay, i've been involved in a lot of different challenges since coming to live here in Phuket but tonight was the most intense yet.
Me and the boy spent 18 months defeating all comers in the world series golf tourney to eventually lose our title to the Swedees (Nicke & Goran), we aged twenty two years to take up the Lawn bolws world series against the NILS to double up for the ten pin bowing championship of the world to gub them once again!!!!! Aussie 0 England 2 But tonight we invented a new world series match up that, I can honestly say was the hardest yet!!!!!!!!! Venue - Broomsticks Bar - Kamala Challenge - those smelly antiseptic little bally things in the toilet to be located in the drainage holes of the urinal Rules- once the seal is broken you get as many goes as you can go All world series scores to be adjudicated by Fon (official adjudicator from Surin) No removal of the piece of chewing gum in the centre of the pan, nor movement by any external means (hands checked on return for wet fingers) Course - a total of 15 drainage holes, (not counting one that was covered by the chewy) Okay first to break the seal, Deano, comes back with a pathetic 5 holes covered and the challenge is layed. Duncs cracks in with a very substantal 11 and a score that stood for some time. Denver pops in with a 9 and then due to a very weak bladder pops back in with a 10, very shortly after. Dodger, holds on for a very special super blaster. Deano goes back and records a respectable 10 but fails the biggee as he miss squirted the chewy and blasted 2 scoring ballies, which would have given him a leading 12, hard luck Deano, better luck next time. Finally, I relent and go for gold, there is 11 already scoring on my arrival to the urinal, as some biggish swedish guy has laid down a good blaster before my visit. I'm doing well, moved with a gentle nudge 2 more into scoring postions but a involuntary twitch, well maybe a squirt, blasts most of the ballies to the rim and i end up with a pathetic 7. Just as it looks like Duncs will scoop the world championship. Denver (oh weak bladder boy) pops in for a last gasp effort and records a 12!!!!!!!!! With that we drank up, paid the check bin and fecked off home, leaving the twat to walk home and savor his moment!!!! World challenge/ world smallenge - whats next???????
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29-04-2008, 02:49
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Anybody ever talk to you about the dangers of drinking and posting?
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29-04-2008, 03:15
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Some contagieous mental instability exists in Lala. Seems to be able to pass between species, Pom-Ozzie.
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29-04-2008, 17:01
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So how do you know these scores were genuine? Did someone else go in each time and watch the contestant?
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29-04-2008, 18:03
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Yes we had 'Fon' the official ajudicator, however on the victorious 'big doz' from Denver, a slightly green Deano popped in to double check!!!! Its quite an art form and I'm sure a pure 15 is possible, once we reach these wonderous heights, I'm thinking of seeing if we can get it as an olympic event, probably too late for Bejing, where's it being held next??? hope its not a cold place like Russia or somewhere, cos the tempreture can seriously affect results!!!
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30-04-2008, 03:18
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Then check binned and headed homewards into Bamboo bar for a couple..........Then the bloke in the Beergarden who said he was taking all the girls to Charlie Bar walked passed Bamboo Bar with all the girls from the Beergarden on his way to Charlie Bar! Seemed silly at the time not to. So I headed home via Charlie Bar and had a few in there. The cheeky minx with the hair extensions decided she wanted to see my apartment as she had lived in Kamalala for a whole month and didn't know where the Club was..........So I headed homewards with Cheeky Hair-extensions Minx and the rest as they say............is life in Kamalala. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaarve it! I should have stayed in with the wife and watched telly! 12 to beat BTW!!!
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30-04-2008, 04:08
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I like the Diamondbacks to go all the way this year. Of course, you can never count out the Red Sox or the Yankees! And how 'bout those Cubbies? Are they for real this time, or will they succumb to the June swoon, as usual?
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30-04-2008, 04:22
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No JB, this is a thread about taking a pee and moving the moth ball smelling thingies around the pan and into the little holes! 15 moth ball smelling thingies and 15 holes! Not basketball..................Then again, about as interesting!!! 55555
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....but of course I was verey verey draaank at the taaame!!!
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30-04-2008, 05:03
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"Hong Nam Hockey"...555555 
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30-04-2008, 06:31
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 Oh, heavens, I'm lost again!! : Mommy!! Where are you? 
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30-04-2008, 12:50
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i challenge to do a 20 in June i mean, I am American, we made up the World Series, i need to bring it home 5555 by the way, i pee about once at 1am 5555
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30-04-2008, 15:45
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Looks like not everybody understands this "subtle Brittish humour".
 Does this sport has to be played on a field with 15 holes or are there other leagues who play on a field with a different number of holes?
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30-04-2008, 15:53
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Whewww? Looks like you could be a "loooooooong shot" in this game! 55555
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30-04-2008, 16:37
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If you think about the physics of the game..
You would want the highest amount of positioning time, not the highest splash rate. So between a high flow rate or a low flow rate, given the same volume of fliud.. Those with the smaller aperture will win. Keep that trophy !!
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30-04-2008, 16:42
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Paulie is already changing the rules to suit the Americans..........What next? World Series..........Introduction of hole filling cigarette ends! I dunno!!
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30-04-2008, 17:00
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He'll be changing the name next to peeball or sopper.(little pee pee joke there!!)
I was wondering if anyone knew anyone high up in Armitage Shanks, if they could pull a few strings and maybe we could get some sponsorship money from them in return for thier name tattoo'd on our dinkles (I'd have to get an abbreviation, just the initials) for the close up slow motion shots for worldwide TV or perhaps logo'd shirts???? (I'd have to get a singlet)(no reason just like the word)
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If I havn't done it already, then i'm gunna do it today. Last edited by Dodger : 30-04-2008 at 17:03. Reason: Added some more bits even less funny!!
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30-04-2008, 17:23
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Just the idea of getting my "Dinkle" tattooed, bring a tear to my eye and resignation from the game!!!!
I mean...... it could take hours!!!! ( or a couple of seconds if I let them plug the machine in!!!!)
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30-04-2008, 20:25
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thats what we do 5555 im still very confident in my pee point me in the direction and tell me what to do!!
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