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following the interest from the t-shirts,
are you able to obtain the beer coolers with MTB on them to sell ,so that when we are sitting in our living rooms in farangland we can still have some more memories ?
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following the interest from the t-shirts,
are you able to obtain the beer coolers with MTB on them to sell ,so that when we are sitting in our living rooms in farangland we can still have some more memories ?
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the more memories that surround you,the harder it is to distance yourself from the place whilst back home.its already hard enough reading this board every 5 minutes,plus the pictures i got on my pc and the videos i recorded,beer coolers as well!!!
what ever next,taking the bg knickers when you done the deed,and sniff em every few minutes????
that actually sounds like a good idea
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Read all about it !! Read all about it !!
LONDON GAZETTE
"Man arrested in Don Muang Airport for indecent behaviour"
Yesterday, at Don Muang Airport, Bangkok, Thailand, a 31 year old English man was found near the luggage carousel having a toss with a pair of soiled knickers over his face.
Steven R3aps from Bracknell, England, pleaded guilty in a Thai court to the indecent behaviour charge.
"Your honour" he replied when charged, "I was just having a quick sniff and I got carried away!! I'm sure you would have done the same thing had you seen the girl I was with!"
"I have seen the girl you were with!" said the judge "It is actually MY daughter, Julie, who you went with. Incedentally, Julie was born Julian, but after I paid for the operation he looks just like his mother. Now hand those knickers over. I want a sniff!"

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LONDON GAZETTE
"Man arrested in Don Muang Airport for indecent behaviour"
Yesterday, at Don Muang Airport, Bangkok, Thailand, a 31 year old English man was found near the luggage carousel having a toss with a pair of soiled knickers over his face.
Steven R3aps from Bracknell, England, pleaded guilty in a Thai court to the indecent behaviour charge.
"Your honour" he replied when charged, "I was just having a quick sniff and I got carried away!! I'm sure you would have done the same thing had you seen the girl I was with!"
"I have seen the girl you were with!" said the judge "It is actually MY daughter, Julie, who you went with. Incedentally, Julie was born Julian, but after I paid for the operation he looks just like his mother. Now hand those knickers over. I want a sniff!"

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Man, you should write a book... Absolutely a bestseller!
Maybe something for xmas present for all BM`s. "The Dirty Mike Collection. Quotes from The King of the Dark Side".
Would be great reading when youre home and have the blues.. 
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LONDON GAZETTE
"Man arrested in Don Muang Airport for indecent behaviour"
Yesterday, at Don Muang Airport, Bangkok, Thailand, a 31 year old English man was found near the luggage carousel having a toss with a pair of soiled knickers over his face.
Steven R3aps from Bracknell, England, pleaded guilty in a Thai court to the indecent behaviour charge.
"Your honour" he replied when charged, "I was just having a quick sniff and I got carried away!! I'm sure you would have done the same thing had you seen the girl I was with!"
"I have seen the girl you were with!" said the judge "It is actually MY daughter, Julie, who you went with. Incedentally, Julie was born Julian, but after I paid for the operation he looks just like his mother. Now hand those knickers over. I want a sniff!"

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haha you always manage to bring out a smile in me.stuff dealing in property you should be writting comedy or something your wasting your talent,as ahyes would say if you stopped wasting all your time effort and money in los you could spend the time pursuing this as a career,and thus bettering yourself.
somehow i think you and los go hand in hand.i would never of ventured down soi crocodile if i hadnt met you,saying that i probably wouldnt of returned there if it wasnt for geir.
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Man, you should write a book... Absolutely a bestseller!
Maybe something for xmas present for all BM`s. "The Dirty Mike Collection. Quotes from The King of the Dark Side".
Would be great reading when youre home and have the blues.. 
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Hi Tarzan,
They say EVERYONE has a book inside them. Well, I dont think I could manage a book, but I once had a rolled up magazine shoved up my ass. Does that count? 
Seriously, about four years ago, my close friend said I should write a book. Not even a quarter of the bizarre shit had happened in my life, but people were always shocked and amazed at what I had been up to
You never know, I might just do it one day 
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haha you always manage to bring out a smile in me.stuff dealing in property you should be writting comedy or something your wasting your talent,as ahyes would say if you stopped wasting all your time effort and money in los you could spend the time pursuing this as a career,and thus bettering yourself.
somehow i think you and los go hand in hand.i would never of ventured down soi crocodile if i hadnt met you,saying that i probably wouldnt of returned there if it wasnt for geir.
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Hi Steve,
I have made some really good friends in LOS, and I hope I make many many more. As you know, life is all about trying lots of things, then doing the things you like. Well, I like it when I can make people smile. It makes me feel good also. There is going to be a great bunch of guys out there at Xmas. I thing both you and I know that what we are all experiencing in our lives is very special. For so many guys to be able to come together and all be friends and have fun is amazing.
Also, Geir is a fantastic man. He is very quiet when you first meet him, but he is very very clever and is truly one of lifes gentle giants. This friday I am off to Norway to spend a few days on the piss with him and another Norwegian friend.
Im also looking forward to seeing you and Baz again. I think we had better order some new livers at the hospital ! We are going to do some drinking!
Take care.
p.s. Im glad you are buying your own property. Is it the same one I talked to you about, off your friend?
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Hi Tarzan,
They say EVERYONE has a book inside them. Well, I dont think I could manage a book, but I once had a rolled up magazine shoved up my ass. Does that count? 
Seriously, about four years ago, my close friend said I should write a book. Not even a quarter of the bizarre shit had happened in my life, but people were always shocked and amazed at what I had been up to
You never know, I might just do it one day 
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For all of you BM`s that never have met Mike, he is worse in real life. 
Just look what he done to ETV`s thread... He changed direction to it in a snap... 
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Aww, now look what you have done!
That is the nicest thing anybody has said to me all day. 
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Hi Steve,
I have made some really good friends in LOS, and I hope I make many many more. As you know, life is all about trying lots of things, then doing the things you like. Well, I like it when I can make people smile. It makes me feel good also. There is going to be a great bunch of guys out there at Xmas. I thing both you and I know that what we are all experiencing in our lives is very special. For so many guys to be able to come together and all be friends and have fun is amazing.
Also, Geir is a fantastic man. He is very quiet when you first meet him, but he is very very clever and is truly one of lifes gentle giants. This friday I am off to Norway to spend a few days on the piss with him and another Norwegian friend.
Im also looking forward to seeing you and Baz again. I think we had better order some new livers at the hospital ! We are going to do some drinking!
Take care.
p.s. Im glad you are buying your own property. Is it the same one I talked to you about, off your friend?
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hi m8,yes it is my friends property.i am going to buy the place and rent it out hopefully for about a year,i have no need for a house for myself at the moment,but i figure its about time i got on the housing ladder.also renting it out for a year,gives me that amount of time to indulge heavily in my addiction to los,as i suspect once i move in fulltime,unless i get some companions to lodge then it will eat up a lot of my cash.as it is i have 3 tours in thailand lined up in the next 9 months or so,including a tour in april that will take me around thailand a bit,to khon kean,samui,chang mai,pattaya and phuket naturally,that will probably be my last big blow out in los,after that i will have to cut down to about 2 trips a year,xmas and april time i reckon.i also want to try out vietnam and the philipines,but for now i am happy hooking up with the friends i have made in patong and having a ball.i too look forward to meeting baz,who i have done 2 tours with now and is a great guy,and also yourself.i only saw you for a few days in april,so xmas should be a blast(i got my new liver on order).also looking forward to meeting geir again,he is a real nice bloke.obviously it will be good to see hobbsy and nicke again,but i always seem to bump into them every trip  then i look forward to seeing pdm3 again in april,he is another good bloke who i have met on a couple of tours now.and of course,and lastly i am mainly looking forward to bedding a few beauties  ,some new and some past conquests,i like to keep good terms with them all.
steve
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LONDON GAZETTE
"Man arrested in Don Muang Airport for indecent behaviour"
Yesterday, at Don Muang Airport, Bangkok, Thailand, a 31 year old English man was found near the luggage carousel having a toss with a pair of soiled knickers over his face.
Steven R3aps from Bracknell, England, pleaded guilty in a Thai court to the indecent behaviour charge.
"Your honour" he replied when charged, "I was just having a quick sniff and I got carried away!! I'm sure you would have done the same thing had you seen the girl I was with!"
"I have seen the girl you were with!" said the judge "It is actually MY daughter, Julie, who you went with. Incedentally, Julie was born Julian, but after I paid for the operation he looks just like his mother. Now hand those knickers over. I want a sniff!"

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Hi guys!
I really look forward to meeting you all for christmas. I guess it will be a hell of a party in MTB and all over Patong. Its nice to catch up with all of you great guys that Ive met on my trips to Los.
A special thanks to Mike that introdused me to Nicke and a lot of the bm`s.
On my first 2 trips to Los I didnt know about the messageboard and MTB.I still had a great time, but after meeting you guys it gave my holiday a new dimention.
So I think next time will be the best holiday ever, and hope to meet all of you old bm`s and also a lot of the new ones.
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Hi guys!
I really look forward to meeting you all for christmas. I guess it will be a hell of a party in MTB and all over Patong. Its nice to catch up with all of you great guys that Ive met on my trips to Los.
A special thanks to Mike that introdused me to Nicke and a lot of the bm`s.
On my first 2 trips to Los I didnt know about the messageboard and MTB.I still had a great time, but after meeting you guys it gave my holiday a new dimention.
So I think next time will be the best holiday ever, and hope to meet all of you old bm`s and also a lot of the new ones.
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i just hope you lot dont get me to drunk.running out of room on my body for new tattoos.
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So I think next time will be the best holiday ever, and hope to meet all of you old bm`s and also a lot of the new ones.
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JEES I CANT WAIT...YOUR COMMENTS ARE BRINGING A TEAR TO MY EYE !!!!!JONNY..........
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about mikegb writing a book, i think he should, and all proceeds go to a kitty at the MTB. obviouly mikegb would have the most stories but we could all add a few. there is actually a book i see in the airport about real funny stuff that has happened to ex-pats
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nice one mikegb!!i reckon you should think about patenting that special shampoo also!
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nice one mikegb!!i reckon you should think about patenting that special shampoo also!
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As Steve writes... You always makes me laught..
For all of you BM`s that never have met Mike, he is worse in real life. 
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Right Tarzan,
I have never met Mike, but I have read many of his posts ... He can be the dirtiest and at the same time the most respectfully guy on this forum. Most of his posts have a lot of good sense. I only can respect this.
Thanks for that Mike ... I dont think I will ever follow you into the dark side (but who can say never) but I will be always glad to meet yo and have a drink.

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I have had custom made coolers (condoms) with MTB and Phuket-Info.com since I started the bar, so ask for it when you are here and will give you new ones for a small fee (30 baht)
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following the interest from the t-shirts,
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As Steve writes... You always makes me laught..
For all of you BM`s that never have met Mike, he is worse in real life. 
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what does one say ,except he should be on a stage.
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