Phuket

mikegb · #1 01-01-2003, 19:55

Hi all,

Personally I find real Thai massage a bit too rough. It doesnt relax me, but what I do like is the oil massage. Normal price, about 200-300 baht for 1.5 hours .
Me and my friend Tomas decided to go for a massage. When the 2 of us are together we are crazy, and we just laugh and make jokes all the time. Anyway, it was Tomas's first time for a massage. We found a place with a couple of nice girls and we went upstairs.
We were seperated just by a curtain, so we were still laughing and joking when the massage started. After a little while, my girl asked me very quietly if i wanted a wank. I asked how much, and she put her finger too her mouth, as if to say 'Shhhhh. Be quiet. Nobody is to know'.
So for the next 5 minutes we were arguing silently about the price of a wank. We settled for 250 baht. A fair price if you have ever had an oil massage wank.
I heard a couple of other guys coming in for massage, so there was about 6 of us having massage, but it was perfectly quiet.
The girl started to slowly wank me off. The oil was lovely and smooth, and the smell of eucalyptus wafted through the air. She firmly gripped my shaft and started to work a bit harder. Again, the whole place was in silence, Only her and I knew what was happening.
As she whipped my **** into a frenzy, I could feel my love juice ready to spurt out. All was deadly silent, but as she made me orgasm, I couldnt help but to shout out at the top of my voice "BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!"

The girl was furious, and she started to hit me. EVERYBODY in the place knew instantly what had happened and the whole place just started laughing. I was laughing for about 5 minutes.

Oil massage, I love it

Dirty Mike

jfiredog · #2 01-01-2003, 20:37

Happy NEW Year; Mikegb what a way to bring in the new year.

jsd · #3 01-01-2003, 23:48

Hey Mike,

Is it like that all Oil Massages ? I never tried this kind of massage before. I've just experimented the normal thai masage ... and I agree : it is not very relaxing ... So in one week, I'm in Phuket and for sure I'll follow you : Oil massage for all my body.
Have great time and enjoy your stay in "heaven".
Jsd

eric-the-viking · #4 02-01-2003, 06:51

oh yes i can vouch for an oil massage ,every time im out there i have one at least every two days ,and yes the knuckle shuffle with her little hands covered in oil is great.
but i remember once when i was lying there and the young lady was doing the deed i started to lose interest and it started to show as i slowly became limp ,to my amazment and good as gold the girl did no more than take her t-shirt of placed my todger between her pert breasts and turned a wank into a tit **** which followed into a bit of kissing and some light oral.well needless to say i was most impressed ,hence why i have an oil massage every couple of days when i am out there ,only trouble is i never found the young lady in question again.but i did find plenty of oblidging other ladies since.
but the best real oil massage for me had to be at place where if walk towards the beach from the patong beach hotel ,the road splits into a fork go to the left hand side and the are two parlours facing each other ,well i always go to the one on the left winga i think its called,very good service ,enough said i think .
have fun every body..

peejay · #5 03-01-2003, 07:02

Hi my friends

I was curious to know if all massage centres provide this "extras" when I am asking a oil massage..
And how many baths did you tipped the girl?

So far, the best real oil massage/thai massage I got was at C&N thai massage, near to C&N Hotel(50 meters from V.I.P.).

By the way, have you ever been to Eden Club in BKK?

I was planning to have a visit there in the holiday that I am going to have.

Mike, you cannot say you didn't visit it, your fame would be corrupted from that!

MikeNYC · #6 03-01-2003, 13:33

ONE OTHER TYPE OF MASSAGE IS THE FOOT ONE. BEING ON MY FEET ALL DAY WORKING ON UNEVEN SURFACES (CONSTRUCTION SITES). I LOVED SITTING DOWN AND GETTING MY FEET PAMPERED FOR ABOUT 300 BAHT.
I LIKE CHRISTIANS MASSAGE BUT WOULD DO A FOOT MASSAGE DAILY FIRST.

Nicke · #7 03-01-2003, 15:40

peejay:

Most Thai/Oil massage shops don't offer any 'extras', real Thai massage has nothing to do with sex.

If the massage shop staff wear sexy skirts then you can probably guess they offer something more. Also the massage shop at the first floor of Christin's offer additional services.

richie007 · #8 03-01-2003, 15:45

Mikegb

Great to hear and see your having a great time!!

You`re one lucky bastard!

eric-the-viking · #9 04-01-2003, 01:55

i have never had to ask for extra`s , like Nicke said you soon know where to go .But do not expect it from every girl as they are not all like that,i think i paid the girl about 250 bht in general ,but the one i told you about i was so impressed i tipped her more and you can guess the rest.

As for the parlour i mentioned i use that one not for extra`s but because they did the best actual massage ,hope you was not mislead.but put it this way i know where i will be on my return on the first afternoon there.....