Phuket - Christins massage, a nice story...........

mikegb · #1 01-01-2003, 20:07

Hi all,

When I arrived in Patong on December 21st, I met up with some Swedish friends. 4 of us decided to go to Christins that night.
If you have never been before, here is what happens.

You go in and there is big glass screen, behind which, thai ladies of all various shapes and sizes sit behind, like monkeys in a zoo. They all have a number. You pick the number, pay 2,000 baht and she comes from behind the screen, takes you upstairs into a large room with bath and shower area, and then the fun begins.

She fills the bath, and then starts to stirp you off. There is also an inflatable matress in the room, which she puts on the bathroom floor. She makes you lie naked on the matress, and then with a bowl of hot soapy water, foams you and the matress up. Then she (she is also naked), starts to slide up and down you on the foam, washing your **** and various other bits and bobs. Here is where it got funny. I weigh about 110kg. She weighed about 45kg. When she managed to climb onto my big belly, she just slipped off the other side and rolled around the floor. This happend about 5 times. The pair of us just couldnt stop laughing. Once the bath is full, you get a nice wash down, then out the bath, dried, massaged and shagged. A nice, if not very bizarre way to spend 1.5 hours . I really think if you are coming to Patong you must experience this. I wouldnt do it regularly, but it is a good bit of fun.
I have a photo of the girl, bit it is not naked

Dirty Mike

eric-the-viking · #2 02-01-2003, 06:40

now come on mike you cant talk about pics and then not show ..
do the honnours matey .
cant wait to get back out there .....keep some clean for me though please.

mikegb · #3 03-01-2003, 11:49

Hi Eric,

All photos will be posted as soon as I get back to England. This is where the problem lies. 2 days before I am due to go home and I try to book a ticket from Phuket to Bangkok. EVERY flight is fully booked. I could be in the shit big style. It looks like I might have to go to the airport and wait on standbye. Bummer.

Dirty Mike Stuck in Thailand

Bobby · #4 03-01-2003, 13:48

So all flight to Bangkok are booked? Seems crazy as there are more than 10 flights per day...
bobby

eric-the-viking · #5 04-01-2003, 01:36

bllody hell ,ive never known that before .looks like it could be a long bus ride to BKK at worst,hope not for your sake ,if you ever been on a locals bus you will know what im on about.still look at this way more borrowed time on the crusade,First thing tomorrow im in the travel agents trying to get solo accomodation.
keep up the hard work matey.

mikegb · #6 04-01-2003, 09:11

hi amigos,

I must be honest, I try for 2 days to get a flight and its all full. Bangkok Airways, and Thai airways. Its because of New Year. I have never seen it before. I fly out of Bangkok at midnight on 4th January. I am now at Phuket Airport. I have been here since 8am. I have a ticket for 3.10pm, so I know I am going home. I am trying to grease a few palms to get on the 10.10am flight. We shall see!!!!!!!

My apologies to Nicke and the other guys for not saying goodbye, but my path crossed with the most beautiful, horny ladyboy I have ever seen. The story is ****ing bizzarre, even for my standards, but I will tell all when I got home in 1.5 days.

For all of you going to Patong soon, have fun. It is as good as ever. The only 'problem' I now find, is that all the 'special' things we see and do, now become normal, so every now and then , I must slap myself to make me realise what a lucky bastard I am.

Take in every minute, from the noisey red tuk-tuks, to the thai girls who always shout ' Hello, Welcome!!'.
Why the **** dont they shout something different only for once?????
Will post in more detail, with some photos very soon.

Hasta la vista amigos,

p.s. I have been dirty, even for my standards. At one time, it was looking bad, but the last three days, you would have been proud of me.

Dirty Dirty Mike

mikegb · #7 04-01-2003, 12:43

Hi all,

Well, I got on the 10.10 to Bangkok. The airport was very very busy, and there was about 20 people on standbye. I told them I had a connecting flight to catch, and that I also wanted to upgrade to business class (only 800 baht extra, and worth it). Of course they want the extra money, so my name was called out second

Last night, i said bye bye to my little friend. I knew I would be in the taxi at 7.15am the next day, so being sensible I went to bed nice and early so I was fresh for today. Ha, did I bollocks. Me being me, I stayed out on the drink all night with my 2 swiss friends. I got back to my hotel at 6.55 am, had a quick shower and checked out. I have now hit 'the wall'. I am absolutely wrecked. I have about 12 hours to kill at Bangkok airport, so I will try to find a massage parlour , and hopefully have one last ball drainer.

Over and out until I am in England.

Dirty Mike

peejay · #8 05-01-2003, 09:25

ahh Mike, yes I'm proud of you

I am younger than you but haven't all that energy you seems to possess!

Ahh!!IMPORTANT!
If you are reading this before to leave BKK, I have the place right for you to "kill" those 12 hours in a proper mood:
Eden Club
Sukhumvit Soi 7/1
Bangkok 10110
Thailand
TEL: +(66)022554672
Opening Hours:
Mon - Sun: 13:00 - 24:00
(May be closed on public Holidays)

All you have to do is to go there, speak to Mark and tell him to choose for you 2 girls from the right side of the yellow line, and 2 girls from the left side. And that you would like to have the party room. I don't tell you now the details, but believe me: you will say thanks PeeJay!