Got a Big 'Un? Uh-Oh!

[JayBee]

A Tip For Newbies:

If you are hung like a horse, you will be very disappointed to find that having a big 'un is a big disadvantage in LOS. Because Thai women are built smaller in the critical area, a large c*ck is a major problem for many of them, since it results in very painful intercourse for them. Jep maak maak!

On the other hand if you are average size, you are gonna love it when they complain that you c*ck is so-o-o-o big?

For you well-hung guys, bring lots of lube, and try finding a BG who is taller, with a bigger butt and wider set of hips. She will be better prepared to accomodate you. If you pick a little porcelain princess, you could be setting yourself up for big problems!

This is maybe the only country in the world that I know of where the average hung guys definitely have the advantage with the women when it comes to c*ck size! Seems only fair when you think about it!


JayBee

[LivinLOS]

Totally agree... I dont consider myself an especially deep note on the xylophone of **** size but still get girls saying its too large, or commenting during or after a serious session that its too much and leaves them sore.. Hence you have to be very gentle and sometimes cut back on those extra blasts of the session..

I have a couple of black mates, one of them tends to stick to a regular girl (not so young or cute) that can handle him but apparently the other guy is a regular john holmes.. He tells me that so many girls flat out freak out when they see it and he has to settle for HJ and licky licky (to large to get in a mouth without tooth scratching) for him its a real problem (back in Europe too) as girls want double money and he gets less out of it...

Also condom purchasing is a problem for him here.. All in all having a big one in Thailand can be a real drawback, double the costs and half the fun..

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Totally agree... I dont consider myself an especially deep note on the xylophone of **** size but still get girls saying its too large, or commenting during or after a serious session that its too much and leaves them sore.. Hence you have to be very gentle and sometimes cut back on those extra blasts of the session..

I have a couple of black mates, one of them tends to stick to a regular girl (not so young or cute) that can handle him but apparently the other guy is a regular john holmes.. He tells me that so many girls flat out freak out when they see it and he has to settle for HJ and licky licky (to large to get in a mouth without tooth scratching) for him its a real problem (back in Europe too) as girls want double money and he gets less out of it...

Also condom purchasing is a problem for him here.. All in all having a big one in Thailand can be a real drawback, double the costs and half the fun..

I'm no John Holmes myself, but I have had a couple girls, who when they reached down and grabbed my thing to insert it in their c*nt, wrapped their hand around it and freaked, shouting, "Oh, no, no, too big, can't put in, no, no!" It took a bit of talking and calming them down before I was able to convince them to proceed. And when that happens you can pretty well forget haveing another go-round in the morning!

So that is the way it really is, contrary to some other bullshit post you may have read!!! If someone tells you that BGs like nine-inch d*cks then he is one lying SOB who has never been to LOS!

JayBee

[dude]

Originally Posted by JayBee

I'm no John Holmes myself, but I have had a couple girls, who when they reached down and grabbed my thing to insert it in their c*nt, wrapped their hand around it and freaked, shouting, "Oh, no, no, too big, can't put in, no, no!" It took a bit of talking and calming them down before I was able to convince them to proceed. And when that happens you can pretty well forget haveing another go-round in the morning!

So that is the way it really is, contrary to some other bullshit post you may have read!!! If someone tells you that BGs like nine-inch d*cks then he is one lying SOB who has never been to LOS!

JayBee

Or it means the above BM is jealous

[Chiggerz]

Dude,

It means Jaybee is talking from the point of view of someone actually having been to LOS.. more then what i can say about you!!

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by JayBee

So that is the way it really is, contrary to some other bullshit post you may have read!!! If someone tells you that BGs like nine-inch d*cks then he is one lying SOB who has never been to LOS!

JayBee

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM AVERAGE SIZE.........
BUT THE TGS THINK IM BIG.........
MAKES ME SMILE..........BUT ONCE WE GET OUR ROCKS OFF.WHO CARES?
JONNY.......

[mrd]

I've got a massive **** and ive never had any problems

one size fits all !

Cheers
Filzy

[Allybabba22]

Originally Posted by mrd

I've got a massive **** and ive never had any problems

one size fits all !

Cheers
Filzy

Some of the girls i talked to dont mind if you have a big d*ck once you dont take long to ***, A go-go girl i was with said she had a guy with a 10inch d*ck but he came in mins but me with my average size hammer done more damage I didnt stick it up her bum i swear

[Mac]

Without being too personal I did get caught short in Patong and used up my bargain 36 pack of Durex more quickly than I had expected. The average Durex in the UK says 54mm - width that is not length. The Thai ones are a lot smaller and can be very painful and split as well.

IMHO stocking up on fags and booze at Heathrow is a waste of time. Unless you can find the elusive "Turkish Pepper" for Nicke. But buying a few extra packs of Condoms - just in case - is a good investment for your future pleasure!

Mac

[eric-the-viking]

have to agree , when i land in LOS i am fully laiden with a UK party pack of durex.you can always take the last one home with you ,