Phuket

mendzy5 · #1 15-01-2005, 11:08

It seems that the times that I've been to a typical road-side type of massage place it never fails that the massage ladies have this technique where they kind of walk their way up on your legs up to your inner thigh and just put pressure there...this never fails to wake up ol' "Mr. Woody"...they always seem to be embarassed and gigly and I always get embarassed too...is this typical of you guys when you're getting a regular massage? Do they feel like we're being disrespectful?

LivinLOS · #2 15-01-2005, 11:15

Depends on if I have been drained recently and / or if I am getting a massage on the beach or in public or by someone old enough to be my mum..

One reason why I like to get massaged in private with a 'happy ending' finish...

mendzy5 · #3 15-01-2005, 11:17

how do you know if a happy ending finish is part of the deal?

LivinLOS · #4 15-01-2005, 11:35

Age of massuse.. Private room or not.. dressed in mini skirt and high heels or not.. flirting with you or not.. massageing your inner thing a bit much... etc etc

marc26 · #5 15-01-2005, 11:56

yestersday i went to get a massage with my pattaya princess. there was one really cute massage girl and an older one. they led us to the tables that were right next t each other with no curtain. i was praying they gave me the older one because my little friend wakes up very easy. they did give me the older one, but almost had a problem when i looked over and saw the cute massage girl massaging my girl. had to look away and think about bills i have to pay to not wake up mr woody

Ozskin · #6 15-01-2005, 14:04

I think most suffer from waking up to easily during a massage. Especially a full body oil massage.. phwoar...

Last time i had an oily massage i took my teeruk with me. To avoid an embarrasing moment, i made sure i was drained in our room just before we went out for the massage. It was a good idea, as during the massage my fella didnt even twitch once, even when they roll you from you stomach over onto your back (usually when the massage lady gets saluted). Unforuntately my massage lady had the balls to ask my teeruk in thai, why i wasnt waking up. To which my lady replied id been drained 30 minutes earlier. The room erupted in laugher... oh well so much for avoiding embarassment.

andy50 · #7 15-01-2005, 20:06

i think it would be very difficult to embarrass a thai massuse !i reckon they have seen it all!

steve@thaib · #8 16-01-2005, 00:14

Anyone got a list of the massage places that are happy to provide the 'happy ending'? Or would it be easier to list the ones that don't?

Tim26swe · #9 16-01-2005, 03:45

Someone who knows all the good massage-with-extra maby could take a patong map and place them out?? and post here..

would be great to have some middle-day or afternoon massage before night life cums on.

we walked around in the daytime but wasnt sure where to go for thoose good massage parlors.

do they have rooms or behind curtains?

fishead · #10 17-01-2005, 12:52

If you're into Bangkok style soapies I think Christines on Patong beach is quite good. Although the girl was only able to *** once.

hugos · #11 17-01-2005, 13:51

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Originally Posted by Tim26swe

Someone who knows all the good massage-with-extra maby could take a patong map and place them out?? and post here..

would be great to have some middle-day or afternoon massage before night life cums on.

we walked around in the daytime but wasnt sure where to go for thoose good massage parlors.

do they have rooms or behind curtains?

There are some in Soi Kepsab who give happy end. Usually they have only curtains. A few have rooms. I look for a map and post the "happy-end"-massage i know.

steve@thaib · #12 17-01-2005, 16:31

Upstairs at Christin is 'special' massage, the soapy stuff, and not really a massage, more like an old fashioned brothel. Not my thing.

Downstairs is good and the girls seem to be happy to help, and it is rooms rather than curtains. There also used to be a place above Mr. Goods rest. (next to the C&N Hotel) but it was not open last time I was there, maybe somebody could update us on that?

C&N massage do not, in my experience, deal in 'happy endings' and I don't know any others

Where is Soi Kepsab?