Phuket

mikegb · #1 22-01-2003, 02:21

Hi all,

You nearly made a grown man cry with your nice comments in the previous post! ha ha

It was actually very nice for people to say they like to listen to my stories, but if the truth be known, there is nobody out there who likes this forum better than me.

Some amazing, incredible and unbelievable things have happened to me since I started going to LOS, and I swear down, not once have I made a story up or bent the truth, and thats what messes with my head

I like to share my experiences with other people who know what Thailand is like. You can try to explain to your friends. They might smile and say it sounds great, BUT THEY DONT HAVE A CLUE as to what it is really like arriving in Thailand and doing the things we have done. WE DO. When you tell a story about how you had a great night in Tiger and then sat half drunk on the back of a scooter while some Thai beauty drove you back to your hotel, with a warm breeze and her long, silky black hair wafting in your face and then nearly shagged you to death, WE KNOW what its like!

What I actually like more than telling my stories, is reading about what other people have done.
There is over 200 members on this forum now, and I see peoples names logged in and they dont write much, which is a shame.
The stories dont have to be anything fantastic or bizzarre like a couple of mine have been.
Even a couple of lines to say what you like best about Patong, or your favourite foods, or a picture of your hotel.

Only today, Djaust put about 6 or 7 photos of Patong on the board. It was great, because for a short time, I was back there. His photo of the hills with the mist on them was fantastic. I have stood in the street and looked at that many times thinking how beautiful it looked.
The photos of rain soaked Bangla Road with giant puddles.

Erik the Viking in flowery shirts, pictures of trays of grasshoppers or even a normal red tuk tuk.
Whatever you have done or seen, put it on and get involved.

I have had great fun reading and writing things on this board. Lets keep it going.

Dirty Mike

eric-the-viking · #2 22-01-2003, 06:19

one of the reasons we all keep going back

eric-the-viking · #3 22-01-2003, 06:22

one of the reasons we all keep going back

eric-the-viking · #4 22-01-2003, 06:23

a bit of cultre

Maxiu2 · #5 22-01-2003, 14:57

Well Mike I understand your story of sitting on the back of a bike in the LOS.On my very first trip to Thailand I was a real rookie and it took me a few days to know all the rules.One night I went back to my hotel room and my mate was there with this thai beauty and i was going mad so I decided i would have to get myself one as well.The only problem it was about 5 in the morning and i was well pissed.I walk outside the hotel and there was no one about i was just about to give up when i saw this guy coming down the hill on a bike.I ran out and flagged him down and told him i would give him a few baht if he would bring me around patong so i could get a women.Off we went all around patong for about a hour but i could'nt fine any thai girls.Went back to the hotel and was sitting outside on the steps smoking a cig when i looked across the street and saw this beauty standing there.Over i went to see if she was game and sure enough she was.Brought her back to my room and that was my first encounter with a thai beauty.Also if you ever went by Molly Malones before they moved to a new location they used to have this big plastice pint of guinness outside.Well one night i decided that being irish it was my right to take this.I got a tuk tuk and took the large plastic pint of guinness and tried to get it into the tuk tuk.The doorman could'nt do anything as he was falling around the place laughing at me.Even the thai police came and i had one end of it in the tuk tuk and the thai police had the other end trying to get it of me.After a while the thai police were even bursting there holes laughing at this stupid c**t trying to get this large plastic pint of guinness into a tuk tuk.Well i ended up getting it only for the tuk tuk driver to charge 50 baht for me and 100 baht for the pint of guinness.I brought it back the next day
so everthing ended all right.I have few more good ones but i'll leave them for another time.

Nicke · #6 22-01-2003, 17:45

Hi Mike,

There are 200 registered members of this forum but there is also a big number of guests who read here but never register. The problem is common, there are always many people who like to hang around and read but never say or write a word.

I also think that many people don't want write too much in a public forum open for everybody on the net. When we have a members only, closed community board I will for sure write more about my own experiences.

mikegb · #7 22-01-2003, 20:08

Hope you are well,

I look forward to that. I would bet you have a tale or two to tell

Dirty Mike

#8 22-01-2003, 23:16

Can we keep it closed to Thai Bar Girls so I can post the nude photos of Patong Bar Girls.....I have heard that some BG's actually check out the site from time to time......would hate to have some BG's give me a "Thai Hair Cut" for showing something I collect from most BG's that I take GF style.... I may post some on the new forum, if I feel safe.....Just when you think a girl has gone home for good she'll pop up at one of your watering holes!
I tossed a photo around another board about 18 mos ago only to find the little girlie had come back to the bar. Seems some punter
popped in with the photo looking to BF her..She probably doupled the price....on my next visit to that bar .I got a Malibu and Coke tossed in my face, one I paid for.....