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Old 26-01-2003, 01:03
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Chinese New Year Helmet Crackdown (sick post)

From the P.G.
Saturday, January 25, 2003

Police New Year target is helmets


PHUKET: Police will crack down on bad driving over Chinese New Year next weekend – especially on motorcycle riders who do not wear helmets at night.

Does that include those who Boom without Condoms or reuse them or purchase used condoms??

I know that China is a Frugal country but all the same...Why do they pick on Chinese New Year to look into Helmet use...Does that mean 6 Thai Cops will enter my room and hoist me off my Bar Fine to to see if I'm wearing a helmet!

Will there be fines fot throwing or not wearing helmets like in American Foolball?

After all don't lady boys chew used condoms. Will that allow them to ride motor bikes without helmets so they don't mess their hair?.
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Old 26-01-2003, 02:17
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Helmet fines

Hi NH,

Yep, you are correct. If the police come into your room and catch you without a helmet, they chain your bar girl up, and make you walk to the police station to pay a 300 baht fine, where you will be issued with a receipt and condom.

When you return, the police will ensure you wear the condom and watch as you finish the job

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Old 26-01-2003, 05:02
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Used Condoms

Do Kateoys really chew used condoms?
I notice while walking by Soi Cockadildo where the "Girls" dance on the stage thay all seem to be chewing....Could that be used Condoms?????
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Old 26-01-2003, 08:15
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Hi HJ!,

Its not chewing gum. They are just exercising their bottom jaw, because they are a bit like cobras and pythons. They can dislocate their jaw so they can fit a big schlong and a pair of Henry Halls into their mouth at the same time.
No bar girl is capable of this. Only Katoeys from Soi Cockadildo.

At the same time, they can also squeeze 'milk' from their false tits

It ****s with my head, but I have seen it done MANY times.

Titan, who is also a member on this forum, saw it for the first time. He nearly lost an eye!!!!

The 'milk' squirted about 1 metre across the Soi!

Oh happy days

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Old 26-01-2003, 10:48
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Would that be on Post Op or Pre Op's
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