Phuket

Petter · #1 15-02-2005, 16:22

Phuket gazette:
RAWAI: A Patong bargirl swallowed a Frenchman’s diamond ring after he refused to pay her and a friend for services rendered after an all-night menage-a-trois in Rawai.

Chalong Police received a complaint from a 62-year-old Frenchman identified as Mr Patrick, who fingered Tawan, a 28-year-old bar girl, as the jewelry-gulping culprit.

Mr Patrick told the police that on the evening of February 8 he went to Tai Pan Pub, where he met Tawan and a friend named Rose. Mr Patrick invited the girls to join him for a three-way at his house in Rawai.

All was going well. Tawan reported that the Frenchman ejaculated twice with each them during the first session – and repeated the performance four hours later.

But when it came time to cough up, the Frenchman’s performance was less impressive. He refused to pay the 1,000 baht each he had promised to the girls, Tawan told the police.

When the Frenchman went to the bathroom, Tawan searched his drawers and found a diamond ring, which she hid in her bra. The Frenchman immediately discovered the theft and demanded the ring back, searching her intimately for the missing gewgaw. Tawan said that Mr Patrick slapped her, which so enraged her that she swallowed the encrusted annulus while he wasn’t looking.

After bringing her to the police station, she began having stomach spasms – diamonds being somewhat harder to digest than somtam. This led the police to suspect that she had swallowed the ring. An X-ray at Phuket International Hospital confirmed it. Doctors there gave Tawan laxatives in an attempt to purge the ring, which Mr Patrick said was a family heirloom passed down though generations – and possibly even a few digestive tracts.

Tawan was then apparently released and, for reasons unknown, returned to Mr Patrick’s home. The Frenchman stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced – but still no ring.

She became so ill she had to be readmitted to hospital – this time to Wachira Phuket Hospital – where she finally gave birth to a beautiful diamond ring.

HE HE,DONT BE A CHEAP CHARLEY

Diver69 · #2 15-02-2005, 16:26

As you see, any story can happen in Los

river · #3 15-02-2005, 16:29

Gives a new ring to the phrase " tight a*se ".

steve w · #4 15-02-2005, 17:29

personally i wish she had got away with it,i mean he was being a c*nt!!

IreMark · #5 15-02-2005, 17:36

That was such a funny read, the wanker should have paid the woman in the first place.

tintin · #6 15-02-2005, 17:52

That is what you call "to be deep in the shit"!

IRISH JONNY · #7 15-02-2005, 18:34

How Bad..
Fcuk Her Up The Ass And A Diamond Ring Comes Down On The Top Of Your Knob.........not Thats What I Call ...fun...
Ij

LivinLOS · #8 15-02-2005, 19:09

Is this a windup ??

No info on the gazette site or via the email alerts I usually get..

sting · #9 15-02-2005, 19:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Is this a windup ??

No info on the gazette site or via the email alerts I usually get..

http://phuketgazette.net/news/index.asp?id=4074

LivinLOS · #10 15-02-2005, 20:25

Ahh ok.. Of course queer news..

hugos · #11 15-02-2005, 23:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

How Bad..
Fcuk Her Up The Ass And A Diamond Ring Comes Down On The Top Of Your Knob.........not Thats What I Call ...fun...
Ij

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A good one.

Such a cheap charly.... when will they learn?

aussie dollar · #12 16-02-2005, 02:49

that cracked me up
wonder If he will be charged.

dawsey · #13 16-02-2005, 04:25

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Originally Posted by Petter

The Frenchman stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced – but still no ring.

LOL I can just visualise this. I may even have a picture