Phuket

barflyrex · #1 19-02-2005, 13:57

The thai language is hard to master, this may help.

new= news
cork= coke
eye= ice
motobuy= motorbike
cully= curry
rye= rice
offit= office
footbon= football
Emay= email
air= air con
abow= about
smy= smile
condom= stubbie holder
take shower= you smell
you forget my name= you forgot her name
play game?= buy me drink
buy me drink= buy me drink
monkey house= jail
Lec= Rex

were you go= buy a beer at my bar
handsome man= buy a beer at my bar
sit down please= buy a beer at my bar

Know any more?
cheers barflyrex

Mav · #2 19-02-2005, 14:18

You finit = Did you ***, so l can go to sleep now ?
Up to you = I don't give a fcuk
Tilak = Every guy l have gone with since l started working in bar
I miss you = I miss your money
I like you = l like your money
You have good heart = l like your money and the way you hand it over.
I want marry with you = I want to trick you into thinking l care about you, get you to marry me, then manipulate you so that l can move to Farangland with you, sit on my **** watching TV all day (after l get out of bed at Noon) wait for you to come home from work so that you can take me out to dinner and shopping, go right off the idea of sex, get you to send money back to my family in Thailand so that my papa can buy car for himself then my son, then build a them new home, then once l have extracted as much as l can dump you and look for next Farang to bend over and give to them up the **** just like l did you