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พัฒนาการของ คุณๆผู้หญิง เริ่มต้นใหม่ๆน่ารัก คิกคุดูดีจริงๆจากนั้นกเขินตื่นเต้นและแล้วพอเค้าได้ ใจไปแล้วต่อด้วยปิดฉากด้วยเรื่องมันเศร้าทำไมไม่เหมื อน ภาพแรกให้ตลอดนะ
this was sent to me by a new thai friend she's helping me learn thai but this mail has threw me backwards,i don't know if its a letter song or poem but think its something about a plan for ladies looking good to win hearts and how to behave or act and then move on to the next and be like a sad painting I would ask my thai cough g/f but the mention of any other thai friends I have would resort in numerous phone calls and texts saying how "angly" she is at me.

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last mail that is joke mean is 1. when young laday 2. when she fall
in love 3.when he love her very much she can do anything with bf 4.
after 2-3 years ( married ) 5. when her handsome have the lover
i think I just pissed myself laughing