Body Massage

[Maxiu2]

Where in Patong can you get a good body massage and I am talking the real deal here.I have been to a few in Bangkok but I have never tried them in Patong.I am sure there is some places that offer this service so I would be glad of a few names and streets that I can try out.

[Jaws]

After following the advice of the two most knowledgeable guys on the forum ( they being Dirty Mike and Honolulu Jimmy ) I went straight to Christins on Rat-u-thit Rd. and was very happy I did !

[mikegb]

Hi amigo,

I hope this info helps you..........

Firstly, PROPER Thai massage is VERY painful. They push, bend, pull and twist until your face looks like you are being shagged off a ladyboy!

AFTERWARDS.......... I personally felt very good, BUT!!

I equally enjoyed the oil massage better (more relaxing, and the opportunity of cheap sexual favours!!).

The question I want to put into your mind is this........

Who trains people to be masseurs? Do they have qualifications? Just because they work in a nice shop, does it mean they have real expertise?

Somebody could really do more harm than good if they are not trained properly, and as we know, in the land of smiles, the only important thing is the money!!!

So........ My advice would be - Dont let anyone here say this place is good or bad. Those people may have moved to another place. The rule of thumb I use is (rightly or wrongly!), if there is a very old woman working in the massage parlour, choose her. Dont go for the young good looking Thai girl.
Me and my friend went for a proper massage one time, and he got the old bird and I got the young one. Afterwards, he told me that some of his 'major' ailments had been sorted, and he never told her about any of them. She could 'feel' the problems. The one I had couldnt have told me what ****ing day it was!! BUT it was an incredible wank !!!!

Success all round!

Dirty Mike

p.s. Jokes aside, pick the old one