Phuket

mikegb · #1 10-02-2003, 08:56

Hi guys,

This is my 400th post and im very proud and pleased about it. Over the many months that I have logged on (almost daily when I can!) I have enjoyed every minute of reading about what other people like to do in my most favourite place on the face of the planet!

SO............

For those people who arent really interested, click off now, but what I am going to do, is ramble on about some of the most amazing things that have happened to me, in the most amazing country in the world..................... I cant even believe half of it myself!!!

Just over 2 years ago, I took my first trip to Thailand with my business partner and very good friend. Our trip was for 1 month. He had been 6 times before, and knew all about the place. This gave me a great advantage. I have never been ripped off or stitched up because of the info he gave me.
We arrived in Bangkok, and got a taxi at 7.30am to Pattaya. It was a 2 hour taxi ride, costing about 2,000 baht.
Before I went, I was very concerned and worried about sexual diseases and how easy they were to catch. I had done hours and hours of research on the internet about how easy it was to get this and that.

When I arrived in Pattaya, I never shagged anybody for 5 days. I only had blow jobs. I didnt know what a ladyboy looked like, never mind go with one!!! I was shit scared of getting a 'disease'!!.
Then we travelled to Samui and the mainland. It went bizzarre from there. The story is too long to tell but it was amazing. We ended up in Patong. I was still very cautious of shagging, but whilst out in Tai Pan one night (before it got changed) my friend met a very nice 'freelance' ladyboy. They said 'You have not truly experienced Thailand until you have been with a ladyboy'. Me and my friend talked about it and said 'what the ****, the country is so bizarre, so why not. The next day, we met this ladyboy, and her friend in a coffee shop. Her friend was incredibly beautiful, and me and 'her' hit it off straight away. There name was Yor. She stayed with me for 2 weeks. Every day for 24 hours. It was incredible!!! This was my first real introduction to ladyboys. She had the operation and her pussy was fantastic. Sex was brillliant.

Here comes the bizzarre part...........

One day, I asked Yor when their birthday was. May 2nd was the reply. 'Which year?' I asked. "1972" was the reply. I asked them again to make sure. Yor showed me her passport. It gave her birthdate, and the year she was born. It was in the Thai calander, so I subtracted 543 years from her passport, and this made her born in 1972.

Before I came to Thailand, I had been in a relationship with a girl for 5 years. She was born on May 2nd 1972!!!

This ****ed with my head.
Think this through........... I am in Britain. I meet a girl and buy a house with her, and we nearly get married. 25 years before this, on the other side of the planet, a boy is born in Laos. He grows up, and wants to be a woman. He travels from Laos to Thailand, has silicon implants and has his **** cut off. 5 years later I arrive in Thailand and have some kind of relationship with them. THEY WERE BOTH BORN ON THE SAME DAY, IN THE SAME YEAR, AND I HAVE ****ED BOTH OF THEM ON DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE PLANET!!!!!!!!

It gets better................

After my 1 month holiday, I fly back to Holland where I am working. Me and my friend really miss Thailand, so we go back 2 weeks later!!!!!!! For another 2 weeks!!!

I spend EVERY day with Yor, and eventually we go to Bangkok. One day Yor is dancing around the bedroon just being nice and happy, and she says " I am singing you a Thai love song".

'Thats nice' I say, not really interested in what she is doing. "Sing me a song" says Yor. I dont know any songs was my reply.
'You must know some!" She said. Eventually, I sing her a bit of a Joe Cocker song, called 'YOu are so beautiful to me;.

It is a very nice song.

3 or 4 days later we go to Bangkok. We go to the cinema. I ask her what she wats to watch. She told me the a Thai film called 'Behind the Painting'.

I swear down, as we walk into the cinema, here is the Joe Cocker song playing playin on the speakers!!

Many many weird and bizarre things have happened to me since then. More than just coincidence

I think Thailand is a great place with great people.

What I like about this forum, is that everyone helps out where why can.
I really do like hearing other peoples stories then my own.

Take care.

Dirty Mike

Nicke · #2 10-02-2003, 15:51

haha, great and amazing story Mike.

A quote from your story:

Quote:

Just over 2 years ago, I took my first trip to Thailand with my business partner and very good friend. Our trip was for 1 month. He had been 6 times before, and knew all about the place. This gave me a great advantage. I have never been ripped off or stitched up because of the info he gave me. We arrived in Bangkok, and got a taxi at 7.30am to Pattaya. It was a 2 hour taxi ride, costing about 2,000 baht.

LOL, I laugh when I read this, I consider a taxi ride for 2000 baht a RIP OFF!! I paid 1100 baht for a taxi ride from aiport to Pattaya.

So how much do you other guys pay? What's the normal price? I have done this trip only once but I remember I paid slighly more from Pattaya to airport, maybe 1400 baht. This is 3.5 years ago.

mikegb · #3 10-02-2003, 16:53

Bummer!!

Even now I think 1,000 baht per person for a 2 hour ride (4 hour round trip for driver) in a new volvo with leather seats and air condition to be good value. Looks like I have been stitched up after all

Next you will be telling me that motorbike taxis should only be 20 baht, and not 150 baht like I pay, and that a night with a girl should cost around 1,000 baht and not the 5,000 baht I always give them

Ok, apart from the taxi ride to Pattaya, I have never been ripped off..........

Take care

Dirty Mike

djaust · #4 10-02-2003, 18:36

well done mikegb on the 400 posts keep up the good work as it keeps the site lively and gives us plenty to think about.

#5 10-02-2003, 23:56

Very Touching....No Trash and No Pics...Tis the ole' boy getting soft...

H.J.

mikegb · #6 11-02-2003, 06:37

Hi HJ,

Yes I am getting soft............

My supply of Viagra has ran out and I am back to normal.

No longer am I a 'Porn Star in Patong', and also since I have been back in the UK, nobody has called me a 'Handsome Man'!!

I hate UK life...........

Dirty Mike

eric-the-viking · #7 11-02-2003, 06:40

life sucks eh , when you walk down the road and you do not hear
hellooooooooooooooooo sit down please .mind you would you want to hear some falang buffalo saying that to you ,i wouldnt.
great to see al the stories mick keep em coming keeps my memeorys going.

kiwi steve · #8 11-02-2003, 07:50

your 400th posting.
You are certainly doing your bit to promote Tourismi n Thailand and the plus's of Ladyboys although I will have to pass on that one. After your glowing report of Christins in Patong I will certainly pay them a visit.

Keep it up and keep posting!