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30-05-2005, 19:17
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BEFORE you fall in love with a Thai girl, read this!!!
Hi Guys,
I read this on a site,maybe this is interesting and helpfull for some BM's. 1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers. If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all. 2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him. As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy. 3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too. These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his! 4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way! 5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4! As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out. 6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know. It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects. 7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye. While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you. 8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs. 9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4. 10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice. Ciao Giuseppe  
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30-05-2005, 19:28
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5555555555 an oldie but a goldie! More than one grain of truth in those rules!
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30-05-2005, 19:36
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30-05-2005, 21:42
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30-05-2005, 22:03
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30-05-2005, 22:20
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Well it's not hard to understand I just found the above non-amusing?
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31-05-2005, 01:32
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Thats not the point, The reason why you dont find it amusing is because you dont go with BGs, And if you did, Believe me you would find it amusing!! 
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31-05-2005, 01:45
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I found it amusing........and I don't go with Bar girls
Some people just have a different or no sense of humour I guess
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31-05-2005, 01:59
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now now don't get all hot and bothered over me 
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02-06-2005, 16:47
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The girls I've been with, I think they had a copy of that. It is their instruction booklet. The last one followed the instructions exactly. Really, I think the older ones teach it to the younger girls. Some times I would be with one, and she would not seem to know how to react to what I said or did. She would be like "OK, whatever!" and have a confused or quizzical look on her face, as if she gives up trying to figure me out. Then the next day she would come back, and act different and try a new approach, usually one of the ones in the list given above. It seemed like sometimes she couldn't figure out what to do, and then I am sure she went to someone, and then they told her what to do, what was the right thing to say, how to handle me. It is written in jest, but, as said, it is the truth of it that makes it funny for those of us who have been there, and had the girl do and say that very same stuff to us. JayBee
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06-06-2005, 19:34
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There is another farang sucker born every moment beleiving he can change a bg into something that is not a prostitute.
If a farang is gullible enough to beleive a bg then he deserves what he gets
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07-06-2005, 09:29
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I can understand that viewpoint. But it is not always easy or the best thing to do to call a BG a liar every time they ask for a favor from you, just because she is a BG.
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29-09-2006, 23:43
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I've seen this a number of times before and it is pretty funny. I'm just not so sure I would lump the entire population of thai girls into the bg category. I would think that a significant portion of thai women are not bg's.
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30-09-2006, 00:36
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this is an one old thread Jun 2005........wow
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30-09-2006, 00:44
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I totally agree Roger...I don't go with bgs either...PMSL... I also have read this before...and find it extremely amusing...but it's the truth behind it that makes it so amusing IMHO... Yep, some people have just got no sense of humour...  Marcia
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30-09-2006, 07:34
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Dont hate the player, hate the game!
If u dont know the game dont play it!!
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01-10-2006, 02:00
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My experience has been that the TGs who are not BGs are not really so much different than the ones who are BGs. Money is very important to 90+% of Thai women. To restate the obvious, they don't like us for our looks. 
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01-10-2006, 02:12
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mhh...my experience is that some BG's are different to other BG's (I bet you heard that one before) and they are all Thai  Quote:
Whaa, are you sure ? Now I start to fear ;-)
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01-10-2006, 03:11
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Now you've blown it fer me JayBee. And I thought I was "Sexy Man" too.. 555
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02-10-2006, 14:45
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Well, Man who post this subject. You choose to change the subject from
"BEFORE you fall in love with a Thai girl, read this!!! " to "BEFORE you fall in love with a BAR girl or LOW EDUCATION THAI GIRL, read this!!!" NOT ALL OF THAI GIRL ARE LIKE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. PLEASE TO BE KINDNESS, MAN. Last edited by kookkai : 02-10-2006 at 14:47.
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